So, since I woke up at 4 am this morning, I'm in a somewhat pissy mood...and what better way to get out of it than rant about things that shouldn't annoy me, but do. Please note sarcasm in the following text.

1. The Morning Jogger

HONESTLY! why oh why do I have to see you jog in the morning, looking all happy and perfect. You have your life in order and that makes me so frustrated that clouds of smoke may be coming out of my ears right now. Can't these people at least be a little thoughtful to others, not showing their bright morning alertness to those who actually want to sleep but was forced to face a new day? 

Tis disrespectful. I mean, imagine meeting this in the morning (see gif) you'd feel inferior.

2. The Paleo Blogger aka preppy perfectionist

Okay, so I have this friend on Facebook who has two seemingly adorable kids, a perfect husband and apparently she also has time to constantly make all this paleo food that she now has on a blog with tags like: #gluten-free #paleo #cleaneating #cleanfood #nojunkfood #vegan #sugarfree #dairyfree #plantbased

  My Facebook feed is poisoned.  

Okay, the world probably needs more clean food or whatever, and it's super cute that she's making an effort and has this interest. I'm just jealous because my cooking skills amount to pasta with pesto. Not really, but that's usually what I have time for. This preppy wonderful goodness makes me feel inferior to those who can't be anything but perfect.

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Okay,  that was it for today. Now I feel much better. My next post will be about inspiration :3

And, if you want me to write about something special, send me a comment.