Veb and Xolum where just walking together and chilling. They where just talking about holes, well Veb is.

"How many holes do you think Pickle Jor has?" Veb asked, "I don't know, please stop talking about Pickle Joe." Xolum sighed. The wind got stronger, there was slight mumbling, and the ground was shaking.

"Who goes there?!" Xolum shouted and brought out his mace. There was a figure standing infront of the, their entire body was just a black void.

Xolum was ready to beat its ass until.....

*SLICE*

A blade cuts the unkown deity and the figure faded away, revealing the holder of the blade.

"Who the fuck are you?!" Xolum points his mace at them.

"I am....Y/n! I am the main character with an unnecessary amount of plot armor!" Y/n greeted Xolum and Veb.

"What?! Xolum said, confused.

"And you are my love interest!" Y/n pointed at Zolum.

"WE JUST MET-" Xolum reasoned.

"Veb you are my other love interest!" Y/n uses their other hand to point at Veb.

"What." Veb said, dumbfounded.

"The figure I sliced was an embodiment of my trauma!" Y/n  smiled, "Uh."

"I'm one of your closest friend now, even thoguh we just met! Why? Because I'm a Mary Sue!" Y/n giggled

Xolum just stared at Y/n, after a long pause, he swinged his Mace and it crashed into Y/n's face. Xolum lifted his Mace up and mashed Y/n again and again, then, he shoots a gigantic beam at Y/n and they started burning. He grabbed Y/n and punt them on the ground, then he started stomping on them.

Veb looked at Y/n, "Ooh, how many holes do you have?" Veb asked, oblivious to Y/n's pain.

(Yep, I am doing xreader oneshots now! Why am I like this.)