"Geez, why this high school?" I Thought.

Hm? Who's reading my thoughts? HEY! DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO PROBE THROUGH MY THOUGHTS!

Anyways, my name is Saku, 23 years old, high schooler sophomore year. Also has freaking kitten ears and a kitten tail. Yeah, absolutely ridiculous for a guy who freaking saved the world along with a partner of mine whose name is Yukari Bladestar. So I got transferred to a school that are filled with different beings such as myself.

What kind of beings attend here?

Werewolves, manticores, orcs, vampires, draconians, wizards, witches, neko (people with kitten ears and kitten tails), demons, knights, demon knights, the undead (anything that rises from the dead like zombies), and then there's the celestials. Also I forgot to mention angels.

So I walk in and what do I see? A huge colosseum.

So I head toward the center of it and there is a huge fight. Every kind were fighting each other.

It was like when you punch someone in the face and they punched back and then again and again and there you have it.

Full blown ragnarok.

Of course the females were talking at the seats above the arena.

But me? There were several cherry blossom trees encircling the entire "school". So I decided to hop onto a branch and just take a nap. Until I heard footsteps.

"Who's there?" I said.

"You must be Saku. Welcome to Elven High. Here we have the finest of every beast or angel here. Tough yet handsome boys, and the beautiful, and very attractive girls." Said the principal.

"Yeah that's me and does it look like I care?" I said.

"Well I guess not considering I had accidentally woken you up. Your homeroom number is 7482." Said the principal.

I am guessing you guys wonder "just how many classrooms are there?"

Well this highschool is well, very well-decorative. As I head down the hallway that seems like a never ending one, I finally made it to the classroom.

"Class, I would like to introduce you to your new classmate, Saku." Said mrs. Demonscorcher.

After the long introduction, I sit down on my desk. As the boring classes pass by, it's finally recess. I just nap in my usual spot in the cherry blossom tree.

"You haven't changed after all, Saku." Said someone.

"Hm? How do you know me?" I said, rubbing my eyes.

As I see, I realize it's Yukari.

"Oh hey Yukari you are attending here as well?" I said.

Yukari Bladestar. 23 years old, her birthday is 3 days after mine, GTFO if you are a perv and want to know what her bust size is.

"Hey want to have a friendly match for old times sake?" She asked.

Oh and by the way, her race is celestial. Celestials are angel-like, but lack wings.

"Okay fine." I replied.

Now for matches at the school it is announced and everyone comes and watches the fighters. Nekos are considered weak because we can't use anything except melee-type weapons and use hand-to-hand combat. Celestials use magic but moderately slow on dodging. However, me and Yukari are special.

-match day-

"Man this is going to be the lamest battle ever. Two weakest fighters ever are fighting. That chick is just going to give up because of a chipped nail."

"And a neko against magic? No chance of winning."

"The match is also going to be on a mountainous arena."

"MATCH START!" Yelled the announcer.

"Hey, what's this? Instead of a staff, she is using two pistols?" Said the commentor.

"Eat this!" Yelled Yukari as she jumps into the air and unleashes a barrage of the special exploding magma bullets.

As the bullets explode touching a surface with a resounding BOOM!...

"Now I see! She is using guns to make up for attack speed! That neko is finished! Wait...WHAT'S THIS?!?!?!? A NEKO USING MAGIC?!?!?!?" Said the commentor.

"Heh, as usual, you show no mercy in that exploding, melting hailstorm of fiery bullets." I said.

"Water hurricane!" I yelled.

Then she disappears one moment and kicks me right into a mountain.

Then after a bunch of melee attacks, magic, and monster summoning we both fell on our backs at the same exact time.

"Well folks it's a tie!"said the commenter.

After the match, everyone started asking the two of us questions.

"Hello and welcome to the questionaire! I've invited Saku and Yukari as guests!" Said the angel woman.

"Great to be here!" Said Yukari.

"Question 1: are you two going out?"

"What? No! We used to be partners during the fourth great war." I said.

"How could both of you be able to shatter a barrier like that?"

"We'd rather not say." Said Yukari.

"Saku, how come you don't want the school to know your last name?"

"I...I just don't want them to." I said, with a dismal look in my eyes.

"Who knows your last name?"

"Only Yukari knows." I reply.

"Yukari, how come you use guns with magical bullets?"

"So I can increase my speed" she says.

"What do you do when there are no battles?"

"Just sleep on a cherry blossom branch." I say.

"What do you do when there is total chaos during lunchtime?"

"Just eat under a cherry blossom tree." I said.

"Why cherry blossom trees?"

"It's .... Peaceful being around one." I said.

"What do you do during lunchtime Yukari?"

"I would talk with Saku about the classified information the UPFO, or United Planetary Federal Organization that was formed after the war. Even though Saku and I left the organization years ago. I don't know why they are send them to us." She replied.

"Why did the two of you leave?"

I clenched my fists.

"They......" I said.

"Don't tell them about 'that'." Yukari said.

"About what?"

"Nothing. It's kind of personal to the both of us." Said Yukari.

You might be wondering why and what the 'that' Yukari mentioned.

Back at the UPFO, I had secretly found a file about the death of a person very close to both Yukari and I.

The people that shot him was the same people that is the heads of the UPFO.

The three of us were very close friends since we were born.

Our mothers and fathers were close friends as well so we would always see each other because they were neighbors.

The two of us never spoke of it since then.

"Oh. Was it about a close friend?"

"Yeah. The three of us were very close when I was only 3 days old when I met Yukari, and I was 9 days old and Yukari was 6 days old when we met our friend who was 3 days old. His name was Seikon. He was a werewolf. He...died." I said, staring at the ground.

"What happened?"

"When the three of us where in the war, he was a hero. He tried to save us from a magma grenade... He didn't make it. His special guns were the type that could blow up an entire planet if he wanted to. After he died we were instructed to dispose the powerful bullets into a black hole, along with the recipe. Yukari decided to keep his guns as a memoir." I said.

"That's so sad losing someone that close!" Said the show hostess, now in tears.

"The three of us were extremely special. We had had powerful stats that broke every barrier of the science of our races. So we decided that we should wait for an apprentice worthy of our secrets. He left a little gadget that was in the shape of a black glove. It granted the wearer of immortality and eternal youth, but he never tested it so in his letter he told us to try them on." I said.

"So did you?"

"Sort of. He meant well that we should only put it on to protect and save the universe. So, we decided to actually test it and it actually works." I said.

"What of it did you do with it?"

"We hid them a place only we know." Said Yukari.

"By the way, the path is so dangerous only we could be able to attain it in times of trouble." I said.

"I guess we are out of time! Hope we see you again next week!"