Onstage Starters

“tɦɨs staɢɛ ɨsռ't ɮɨɢ ɛռօʊɢɦ ʄօʀ tɦɛ ɮօtɦ օʄ ʊs!”

“ɨ'ɖ ʟօʋɛ tօ ċɦaʟʟɛռɢɛ ʏօʊ tօ a ɮattʟɛ օʄ աօʀɖs aռɖ քɛʀʄօʀʍaռċɛ ɮʊt ɨ ɖօռ't աaռt ʏօʊ tօ ʟօsɛ.”

“աɛʟċօʍɛ ɮօʏs aռɖ ɢɨʀʟs, tօ ʏօʊʀ ʟօċaʟ, ɮʀaռɖ ռɛա ċɨʀċʊs ɮaɮʏ's քɨʐʐa աօʀʟɖ!”

“ʍʏ ռaʍɛ ɨs ʄʊռtɨʍɛ ʄօxʏ, ɨ aʍ ɖɛʟɨɢɦtɛɖ tօ ɮɛ sքօҡɛռ tօ ɮʏ sʊċɦ a ʟօʋɛʟʏ ʟass/ʟaɖ as ʏօʊʀsɛʟʄ.”

“օռʟʏ օռɛ օʄ ʊs ċaռ ɮɛ tɦɛ staʀ օʄ tɦɨs sɦօա aռɖ tɦat ɨsռ't ʏօʊ!”

Offstage Starters

“O-oh....what are you doing here?”

“Huh? Who are you and why are you here after hours?”

“Oh....what are you doing here? I'm normally alone......so its a surprise to see a new face.”

“I guess you're here to see one of the others. Not that I mind, I usually prefer to be alone...”

“You can talk to me y'know.... I see things. I keep quiet about them and I understand.”