The Bludgeoning
Deep Dark Woods....
Joe wakes up hours later, With a Raging Headache.
Joe: Christ.... Pierce, I'm gonna fuckin-
BAM!!!
Two MASSIVE mallets Slam to the ground barely centimeters away from Joe's Head.
Joe looks up and sees possibly the definition of "Nightmares are Real"
Joe: Fuck.
Harper and Rowan both attempt to Slam Joe's Head with the mallets, with Joe Barely moving out of the way.
Rowan grabs Joe and Slams his head onto the Tree, While Harper grabs Joe's legs and attempts to Twist them.
Joe Throws a Fireball at Rowan and kicks Harper Off.
Joe gets up and looks the Two in the eyes.
Joe: So... Who first?
Neither speak a word.
Joe: Alrighty then.
He Punches Rowan in the mouth, but it doesn't affect him in the slightest.
Joe: Shit.
Harper Smacks Joe with his Mallet.
Joe: Ooooooh Christ!
Joe gets up and Tosses fireballs at them, but it doesn't affect either.
Joe: Would it kill you two to BLINK?
The Two grab Joe and toss him around.
Joe lands on his head and gets up.
Joe: Hmm there's one thing I haven't tried yet.
He walks up to the Two and kicks them both Right in the nuts.
Both of them fall, weakened by the kick.
Joe: I gotta get the Fuck out of here!
He Runs off Out of the Woods and ends up at a Park.
Joe: Where am I anyway?
He sees a Nearby Van in the distance.
Joe: That's My Ride.
End of Chapter
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