No one greets me.

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~Mike's room,~

"You know what, Mike. John was so awesome yesterday! He answered correctly most of the questions!" Maryse said as she opened the drawer of Mike to get some makeup kits.

Mike pouted and crossed his arms so Dolph glared at Maryse.

"Mike, without any doubt, can do better what John did!" Dolph said while fixing the tie of Mike.

"Yeah, Dolph's right. Aren't you thankful for my help?" Mike asked, pouting.

"Of course I'm so thankful but geez....I'm so sorry also. I bothered your rest time just to gave me the answers. Gosh! I'm so sorry." Maryse sighed as she looked at Mike's injured midsection.

"You should really apologize!" Dolph crossed his arms.

"Naaaah! Its nothing! In fact, I'm better now!" Mike uttered doing exaggerated movements.

"You sure is" Maryse winced.

"Dolph! Put the shining shoes on my feet!" Mike demanded.

"And do you know what? John is great at everything! Mathematics, Science, modeling, History, sports, everything!" Maryse told.

"Ooooh well if you're impressed to him and I'll make sure you'll be MORE IMPRESSED to me after I show my specialty on him," Mike smirked. "And after that, Our 'nothing' relationship will become 'everything!'"

"I'm counting on you." Maryse chuckled, curling her hair.

"I'm jealous" Dolph murmured while putting the shoes on Mike's feet.

~John Cena's Backyard,~

"Good evening" Madame Stephanie and her husband Triple H greeted John.

"Same to you" John nodded smiling. He's wearing a t-shirt, jeans and a cap with a print, Hustle; Royalty; Respect.

"Can we seat right now?" Stephanie uttered seriously while standing in front of the gate, more like thirty minutes.

"T-that's all?" John asked.

"Yeah! Don't expect too much, Cena!" Triple H glared at him and they finally take a seat.

John exhaled and relax himself. "They forgot." John pouted.

"They did but I am not." Rusev suddenly appeared together with Lana next to him, standing.

John grinned and lead him to an empty table. "This way, Sir"

"I'm so disappointed with them. They forgot today is....." Rusev looked at John who was pouring a glass of wine for him.

"Come' on! Tell me, my friend!" John said excitedly. "FINALLY! SOMEONE WILL GREET ME!" He said to himself.

"HAPPY RUSEV DAAAAAAAAAAY!!!" Rusev shrieked.

John dropped his jaw and gave Rusev a tired look, then he walked away disgracefully.

"Poor hairless." Chris laughed as he watched John.

"I know right!" Kevin replied while eating a pie.

*BEEEEEEP BEEEEEEP*

Kevin saw the noisy Mercedez-Benz outside the gate and Mr. Foley came out.

"Chris! Look!" Kevin pointed Mick.

"How's your nephew, Sami?" John concernedly asked.

"I told him he must sleep the whole day for his sake. My nephew's brain burned out because of that Graded Recitation." Mick uttered as he stepped inside the backyard.

"Foley makes me sick!" Kevin looked at Mick, gritting his teeth. "Let's get outta here!"

Kevin and Chris stepped on John's house but no one noticed them.

"Ooooh! I also forgot!" Mick said and he walked backward. "Meet my daughter,"

A girl came out from a car and he held her hand.

"Hi, I'm Noelle." She smiled and John shook her hand.

"Have a nice day!" Foley waved a hand to John and he searched for a table alongside Noelle.

"He didn't even greet me," John said in a low voice.

"Dooo doo rooo dooo.." DJ Snake played the huge speaker in the backyard.

"I love that song!" John said as he made his way to the stage.

Mandy sits on the phenomenal table and she saw chocolates above.

"Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh!" She screamed.

"Mandy! Stop screaming!" Charlotte went to the table too.

"Look! Somebody gave me these!"

Charlotte read the note on it. "You're so funny, Mandy. It's not for you, it's for...."

"...NO, THEY DON'T WANT NONE...NO, THEY DON'T WANT NONE...THEY LOOKING SCARED NO THEY DON'T REALLY WANT NONE.." AJ's music hit as he came out, doing his entrance.

"AJ! You have a gift!" Charlotte threw the chocolates to him.

"Not again!" AJ exhaled, looking at the chocolates.

"Pancakes! Yoohoo!" Kofi and Big E yelled while walking on the aisle.

"I hate pancakes!" Sheamus elbowed Cesaro as they watched the New Day.

"Let's sell these wine!" Cesaro suggested.

John looked at the vendors "Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is John Cena and I am-----"

"Booty-Os! Buy a booty-os! They make sure, you ain't booty!" Xavier yelled.

"Excuse me, I am speaking!" John glared at the vendors so they didn't make any noise anymore.

"Move away! I'm gonna get some taco!" Dean pushed the visitors in front of him to get some tacos.

"Heeey!" Bo and Curtis reacted once their barbecue fell down.

"EHEM EHEM EHEM!" John shouted looking at Dean. "This isn't the time of eating. Can't you see? I'm delivering my speech."

"What's the purpose of your speech if......if we can't see you!" Enzo laughed while dancing his moves.

"GUARDS!" John yelled.

Jinder appeared to pull Enzo away from the backyard.

"I really like you, Enzie" Jinder smirked while putting lipstick on his lips.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Enzo screamed in agony.

"Ladies and gentlemen, my name is John Cena and I am the guy who invited you for this night."

"Why are we here again?" Roman asked Seth.

"I don't know, man. I don't know." Seth responded.

John rolled his eyes as he heard Roman and Seth. "You are here because-----"

"BUY THESE IMPORTED WINE, CHEAP PEOPLE! ITS MORE NUTRITIOUS THAN THAT!" Cesaro pointed the pancakes of the New Day.

"How could you?!" Big E gritted his teeth.

"EXCUSE ME!" John tried to copy Vickie's voice. "You're distracting me! Cut it off!"

"Booooooo! I love the show!" AJ snatched Bayley's bag and threw so.e tomatoes on the stage.

"My money is on the New Day!" Dean uttered, chewing the taco.

"But dude, you don't have money!" Finn said to him.

Mike grabbed a mic and went at the stage while his crews were fixing the stage.

"Not this mic!" Mike threw it and get another mic with an upside-down 'W' logo.

"Welcome to the most must-see WWE talk show in history...Welcome too-------"

"CHRIS TV!" Kevin yelled.

"Oooooh! Thanks for the honor, man." Chris hugged Kevin.

"Its MizTV, barnackleheads!" Mike leered at them.

"What are you exactly.doing in my stage?" John gave him a confused face.

"There's something I need to tell you about the kids' favorite person, John Cena," Mike smirked.

"I like facts!" Elias clapped his hands to Mike.

"Ooooh so Elias likes me" Alicia winked at him.

"ASSUMING! Facts, not Fox!" He rolled his eyes.

John glared at Mike. "Don't steal my spotlight! Go back to your seat, Frogface loser!"

"Really? Do you think I am a frogface loser? Then why don't we settle this hot conversation into a match?" Mike chuckled.

"You and me? Who wants to see Mike Mizanin vs the greatest wrestler of all time, John Cena?" John asked the universe.

"YES YES YES!" Daniel started the chant while drinking his juice box.

"YEP!" Kevin yelled.

"TEN! TEN! TEN!" Tye yelled with hand gestures.

"You're on" John threw his cap and handkerchief to the audiences.

"My eyes! It's so bright!" Adam screamed as he stared John's head.

"Close your eyes, dude!" Elias said.

Adam's eyes melt and fell on the floor.

"My eyes!" He shouted without eyes.

*TING TING TING*

Mike locked John's hairless head using his arms but John escaped.

"You can't see me!" John said to him while waving his hand.

Dolph secretly put a spray on the stage so Mike grabbed it.

He sprayed the eyes of John Cena and delivered a Skull Crushing Finale.

*TING TING TING*

"I TOLD YOU SO!" Mike yelled at Maryse who wasn't paying attention to the match.

"He beat up John Cena!" AJ laughed so loud and suddenly, someone approached him.

"Hi, AJ" He smiled while holding the same chocolates AJ used to receive.

"Y-you're joking, right?" AJ stared at the chocolates.

"I'm the one who gave you these dark chocolates."

"B-but why? Are you a gay now?"

"Why? Because she said these are best for business." He smiled and offered a hand.

"Pinch me! I must be dreaming!" AJ demanded.

"Hi, I am Alexa's suitor. I'm------------"

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A/N: I missed Mizena so much!!! T^T btw I wonder who's Alexa's suitor??  Don't forget to vote, comment and recommend! ❤️ 

edited: February 06, 2020