Juicebox and Abs.

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Watch Total Bull**** first >>> Starring The Miz and Maryse 😉🤘

"..Quiet on a sec, can we please have quiet on a sec.." DJ Snake played Mike's theme song.

"..AWEEEEESOOOOOME.."

The lights boomed and Mike came out. He walked like a Miss Universe, waving a hand on the crowd in a sarcastic way.

Seconds later, His tag team, slash his classmate, slash his crush came out while playing her beautiful and innocent theme song.

The commentators gritted their fingers while eating popcorn.

{"Here we go!"} Commentator Jerry Lawler said.

{"Mizanin is the luckiest man on Earth for getting Maryse as his partner!"} Corey uttered.

"..Pourqoui...Pourqoui..."

Maryse held the rope and flipped her hair.

"..BRIEEEE MOOOOOODE.." DJ Marshmellow played the theme of their opponent.

"BRIEEE MOOOODE!" She screamed.

"My eardrums!" Charlotte covered her ears while watching Brie at the backstage. "IT'S BROKEN!"

"It gives me life." Roman stared at the screen.

"OH MY GOSH!" Mandy bites her lower lip. "Breigns is real!"

The bell rang after Daniel was done doing the Yes Movements.

{"Looks like Mike and Daniel will start the match."} - Michael.

Mike rolled out and went to his parents, Barbie and George on the barricade.

"Dad, I need that!" Mike grabbed the drink on his dad's hand and took it inside the ring.

"Don't accept it!" Brie reacted nervously while standing on the apron.

"Daniel, you want this, right? You want a juice box!" Mike waved the drink on Daniel's face.

"Yes! Yes! Yes!" Daniel drooled like a baby.

"Bryan! Noooooo! Focus!" Brie screamed.

Maryse held the feet of Brie and pulled her down.

"Brie Mode will never be activated again!" Maryse chuckled and slapped her.

She tagged Mike and stepped inside the ring to face Daniel who was drinking the juice box.

"STAY AWAY! THIS IS MINE!" Daniel yelled at her and hugged his drink.

Maryse said something to him in French Language and slapped him so hard.

{"OH MY GHAD! MARYSE DID HER FINISHER!"} Michael Cole screamed.

{"Goodnight, Bryan!"} Corey clapped his hands.

Daniel slowly fell so Maryse tapped her partner to covered Daniel.

"One...Two...." Special guest referee Harry Styles yelled.

{"Come' on, Bryan! Kick out!"} Byron shouted.

{"Shut up, Saxton!"} Corey yelled back.

".....THREE!"

*TING TING TING*

The guest ring announcer, Avril Lavigne stood up from the seat. "Here are your winners, Mike Mizanin and Maryse Ouellet!"

Harry raised their hands and the former members of One Direction went at the ring.

"1D REUNION!" Zayn shouted and hugged each other.

Mike glared at them and get a mic. "EXCUSE ME!" He tried to copy Vickie's voice. "WE ARE THE STARS HERE!"

"Nobody can drag us down!" Liam poked him and plays Harry's hair.

"NOBODY NOBODY!" They yelled.

"1D...." Kevin gritted his teeth as he watched the band celebrating. "Tch! They're making me sick!"

Chris turn on the titantron to see the band. "Hey, One direction!" He shouted.

He caught people's attention. They are all looking on the screen.

"Do you know what happens when you came back together?!" Chris showed his list.

Liam cleared his throat. "You're insecure, don't know what for..." He starts to sing.

"You turned your heads when you walk to that door.." Niall continues.

"YOU JUST MADE THE LIST!" Chris shouted and turned off the titantron.

~Backstage,~

"Congrats, Bestie!" Dolph shook Mike's hand but he glared at Maryse.

"Goodluck, Ro!" Dean tapped Roman's shoulder.

"Don't forget to hit Jericho using Superman Punch," Seth smirked.

"Yeah and another superman punch!" Dean nodded.

"Ugh! Enough guys!" Sasha pulled Roman away from them.

"Why did you do that?" Roman asked.

Sasha pouted. "I'm jealous. They didn't give me luck."

"Oh! Good luck, Bauce!" Enzo appeared beside her and kissed her hand.

"What is the meaning of this?!" Liv blinked hundred times while looking at Sasha and Enzo.

Roman and Sasha made their way on the ring. After the long minutes of Roman's walk, Chris came out and then Peyton.

{"YES! ROMASHA!"} - Byron.

{"NO! RIKKI FOR THE WAY!"} - Corey

{"Stop fighting! Breigns rules!"} - Michael.

{"Only Charreigns"} - Tom

Sasha and Billie started the match.

{"SASHA! Double knees on Kay!"} - Michael.

{"Sasha climbed on the top rope...."} - Byron said.

{"Billie! Roll! Roll for your life"} - Corey reacted.

{"FROG SPLASH ON KAY!"} - Michael yelled.

{"Hmmmm. Beautiful!"} Booker T commented.

Suddenly, the titantron flashed so brightly that it made Sasha forgot to cover Billie.

"Hi! Sasha Banks!" Peyton waved a hand through the titantron. "I'm here to leak some GREAT NEWS!"

Peyton showed a few photos of Finn Bàlor. A topless one, formal, picture of him smiling.

"OH MY GOSH!" Sasha drooled over as she saw the photos.

"That's not it! Here's the best part!" Peyton showed another picture of Finn. She zoomed the photo for Sasha to see Finn's abs.

"ABS! SHIT!" Sasha giggled, biting her lower lip.

Referee Sam Smith also stared at the titantron so Jericho went inside and delivered a code breaker to Sasha.

And of course, the referee didn't see it.

Billie quickly made a covered and BOOM!

"Here are your winners, Chris Jericho and Billie Kay!" Jojo announced.

"SASHA DRUNKS, BOOMAN LAMES, YOU JUST MADE THE LIST!" Chris shouted.

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edited: January 05, 2020