Unlikely Orientation

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Students are scattered in one place. Most likely, not just to find their names but to read some rules and to know their section on the long bulletin board.

"I'm so excited to see my Crazy Beautiful Dean!" April exclaimed to Paige while looking at the bulletin board. "Have you saw our names?" She asked.

"Hmmmp... I think so?" Paige focused her sight on the thousand names of students.

"So disappointed to say this but huhuhuhu we aren't classmates." CM Punk suddenly appeared next to her. April on the other hand, enlightened her mood.

"Really? Oh my gosh! This is the best day of my life!." April grinned. "So where's Dean?" She asked Paige.

"You mean Roman Reigns' friend?" Samoa interjected while staring at the board.

"Ummm yeah?" April looked at him weirdly. However, Samoa sigh deeply before turning away from them.

"Weirdo" Paige winced while staring Samoa's back.

"Just like you" Punk teased Paige who gave him a death glare.

"My section is Fastlane and sad to say but Dean and I are on the same page." Paige felt bad for April who cried after she said it.

"There's no chance we can be together." April cried in frustration.

"There's no really Dean and April cuz I'm here." CM Punk whispered to himself.

Meanwhile, a blonde student, purple-headed and an orange haired girl arrived together as they walked on the main hall.

"SHE'S HERE!!!" James Ellsworth, better known as the chinless janitor, screamed once he spotted his first love. He immediately went near at the girls with a paper on his hand.

"Looks like the average fans are starting to fall in line." Charlotte winced as she counts bunch of dollars she were holding. "Give me my Grayson Tighe Limited Edition Fountain and Rollerball Pen." She told Becky.

Becky opened her trolly bag to get the expensive pen of Charlotte.

"Do not put any germs on fortune, do you get me?" Charlotte snapped in an authorized voice.

"Yes, Queen" Becky nodded instantly as she stopped from rummaging as she heard Charlotte's authorized voice. She sprayed some alcohol on her hand first before she resumed to search the pen.

"Where's Seth my loves" Sasha said, looking around.

"Say what? Seth my loves? You're gross, sweetheart." Charlotte say disgusted that made Sasha glared at her.

"Char, I found your pen!" Becky shrieked with a grin smile on her face.

"Ehem!" Charlotte coughed intentionally as she raised an eye brow on Becky.

"I mean, I found Fortune!" Becky winced as she scratched the back of her neck. "Here!"

"Madame!!! Can I have your autograph, please?" James Ellsworth asked her.

Charlotte grabbed her pen and she clicked it. "Definitely No!" She laughed wickedly at James.

"You're not the one I'm asking for autograph, you over hyped rookie!" James leered at her and he handed the paper and Charlotte's pen on Becky Lynch.

"Excuse me! I'm not Ronda Rousey!" Charlotte snapped.

"M-me?" Becky said in shock while looking at James as she signed it.

"Excuse me ladies" Someone from the back of them said politely as he runs so fast. However, the worst case scenario of Charlotte came into her life. The student with a polite attitude bumped into the Grayson Tighe Limited Edition Fountain and Rollerball Pen of Charlotte and it fell down on the floor.

They were all like;

*dun* *dun* *dun* *dun*

"What did you do?!!!" Charlotte shouted at the guy as she explodes in anger.

The guy hides on Sasha's back in shock as he got frightened. The guy assumed Charlotte will wrestle him so he covered his head using the trolly bag.

"WHAT DID YOU????!!!!" Charlotte yelled, staring the pen on the wet floor.

"I am truly sorry, please forgive me! I really need to go to see my bro-----" He replied as his body starts to shaking.

Charlotte went near at him and ridiculously pulled his collar with a rampant expression in her face.

"Char! Don't hurt him! Don't hurt my another crush!" Sasha said in between her friend's anger.

"A-ahhh your friend was right. You know what, ummm L-let's just, Let's Marvin Gaye and get it on!" He winced nervously as he tapped her shoulders and ran away.

"Say what?!" Charlotte said, looking at him disgustedly. "UGH! GET BACK HERE, ROMAN REIGNS!"

Suddenly, Tye gave the orange juice he bought for his crush to the student who acts bossily towards to other people, AJ Styles.

"Goodboy!" AJ laughed while holding a juicebox of chocolate drink. "So obedient, Right?" He asked his little sister on his side, pointing the poor guy, Tye.

"Seriously brother? An orange juice and chocolate drink in the morning? Tch!" That 'vicious rolling eyes' of Alexa grew on her face as she heard her brother.

"Hey Alexa! Avoid cheap guys in this University, alright?!" AJ said as he took a sip on both drinks. He threw the chocolate juice box on the floor after he realized it was empty already.

"Whatever." She replied as she left her brother on the main hall.

AJ resume to walk while drinking the juice as he bumped and accidentally poured the juice on the uniform of a big, tall and scary student.

"What did you do?" Asked the monster-like student.

AJ suddenly felt a fright feeling as the scary guy glared at him but it also faded away when he saw the juice.

"It's your fault! Now my orange juice is gone!" AJ glared at him also.

"Say sorry, Styles." The guy said.

"Why am I gonna apologize? You are the one who should do that! Now I don't have any drink and it's because of your stupid, smelly, huge body!" AJ shouted. The guy grabbed AJ's collar, attempting to slam AJ on the table outta nowhere.

"Wooohooo!! My money is on the monster guy!" A lunatic fringe yelled, placing some gums from his mouth on the wall secretly.

"Ten! Ten! Ten!" Tye shouted.

"Morons" The black-headed guy with a guitar on his shoulder rolled eyes on AJ and his marvelous opponent.

Jinder Mahal and the Singh Brothers, also known as the most famous janitors and guards of the University, separated the two.

"Boys, if you don't stop this mess, I will tell it to Mr. Triple H!" Jinder told in a deep voice.

"Someday, you'll gonna get these hands, Styles." The huge guy left AJ with a confusing face.

"Don't wish for it, do it!" AJ rolled his eyes, fixing his hair using his fingers.

After a few minutes, all of the students went to the auditorium for the School year opening speech of the Co. Principal of the School, Triple H.

"Good day my beloved students. Welcome to SummerSlam State University..." He started. "Each year, this school collects about one thousands students but this year...we collected three thousand students!"

The whole students and faculties clapped their hands for that amazing news.

"Wow! That's unbelievable! I can't believe it!" An energetic students, named Becky Lynch, said.

"Yeah and it all started when Mr. McMahon became the new principal." Charlotte Flair, the richest student, blurted out.

"For all the newbies and transferee, I'm gonna announce the 'Extreme Rules' of this school. It's a rule so be sure to follow it or else my crews gonna kick your ass."

"Boooo!" Kevin Owens and Chris Jericho, or also known as the bully duo, threw a tomato on the stage so the guards sent them outside.

"Rule number one, Strangers including the person who doesn't study or work here isn't allowed to enter the University. Even your parents can't go inside. A rule is a rule." Triple.H declared.

"What the hell!" Dolph and Mike objected. "Gorgeous strangers can't join with us anymore."

"And rule number two, no one is allowed to stay here when seven to eleven in the midnight comes." The co. Principal said seriously.  Couple of students got confused and threw lots of questions to each other.

"What's that supposed to mean?" Nikki questioned scratching her chin as she asked her sister Brie who shrugged her shoulders as response.

"What's that? A curfew?!" Seth reacted. "Now I'm gonna force myself to come back home early."

"What the..." Alexa commented to the rule of Mr. Triple H.

"Why were you shocked about it? I thought you're not a newbie." Carmella said to Alexa.

"I was shocked! Mr. Triple announced last year that he won't add another rule anymore."

"Really?" A guy approached Alexa and smiled at her.

"Yes. Wait---who are you? I mean it doesn't matter anymore. I don't care about you so get the hell out of my sight!" She yelled at his face. The guy cried like a baby and went over to his buddy on the corner.

"Who are you talking to, Alexa?" Carmella asked confusedly.

"Lots of you keep asking why, well I won't tell you---" Triple H was cut off by the students question which is WHY. "This university have unsolved mysteries. SSSU is way different and way must-see from the other common universities in town. That made countless of people are drooling over to be the new owner of this school. One of my reasons on why I add another rule, life is very unpredictable so there can be a traitors who is just listening to my plan right know."

"Traitors?" Both Dean and Roman got a confused look as they stare at Seth.

"What? I don't know about that." Seth explained. He don't understand what's going on either as he looked in the front, brows furrowed together as he listens to Triple H.

"Well then, I hope you all get along well together. Just follow the rules, study well and have extremely fun!"

They clapped and cheered for the co. Principal. They were pleasured hearing the news, even some of its part are rather confusing. Nonetheless, the opening speech came to an end.

"Welcome to the SummerSlam State University." Triple H yelled.

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A/N: WAAAAAA!!! Your first chapter is here! Did you like it??? Well this is just the beginning guys! More surprises, scenes, segments, interactions and appearances will be out! Just stay tune! Don't forget to vote, comment and recommend! ❤️ ~Yours truly: SEXYBOMBSHELL 'Allesie' 🔥