One Day...

Vincent Kennedy McMahon was walking along.... And by walking along I mean Running around and bouncing like an idiot.

Stranger: ARE YOU INSANE?!? YOU COULD'VE HIT MY SON!!!

Vince: That's Right Fool!!

Vince then Discovered a building and opened the door.

Vince: What's This?

The building was filled with WWE Villains.

Gallows and Anderson were Sending threats to each other for practice, Alexa Bliss was Making out with AJ styles, Reginald was Chasing down MrRollins2.

MrRollins2: For the last Fucking time I wasn't talking to your Hoe Ex Girlfriend!!!

Vince was Pretty upset so he talked to the manager.

Vince: yo! Bitch! Why wasn't I invited to this place?

Sonya: This club is for Villains only.

She pulls out a List.

Sonya: tell me your name sir?

Vince: I AM VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! THE MOST CUNNING, CRUEL, RICH, AND BRILLIANT MAN ALIVE!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Sonya: Nope.

Vince: What?!?

He Just Throws Sonya at the wall

(A/N: don't EVER do this)

*Whistle*

Everyone looks at the stage where MrRollins2 Stands.

MrRollins2: What's Up My Friend Baddies!! Today we're gonna go over our Plan to Beat The WWE Cast, and more importantly, My Dumbass Nemesis, Joe!

Bay Ley: Why is Joe more important to kill than Bayley, Dean, John Cena, or Hell, Roman Reigns?!

MrRollins2: because Joe Writes these corny pieces of shit for books That I'm pretty sure Ripped off the beginning of this one shot. So if we kill him, Instant win.

Shane: but wouldn't that affect us too since this is his book?

MrRollins2: shit you're right.

Carmella: What if We Have me give the boys a Sexy Distraction lap dance?

BOOM!!

Vince: Be Gone! All you stupid excuses for Villains! Be gone!!

MrRollins2: Hey! You can't just walk in here and shoot my members! Only I can do that!

Vince: I am Vincent Kennedy McMahon and I Run WWE!! NOW RESPECT ME!!!

MrRollins2: Ugh! Has anyone seen this doofus before?!

Shane: Hi dad!

MrRollins2/Vince: SHUT UP SHANE!!!!!

Vince: Lemme show you The Very Evil things I've done!

MrRollins2: Firing Nearly 100 people this year alone for no God damn reason isn't evil, That's just being a Dick!

Vince: Says the "Villain" that can't even steal a lolipop from a god damn child!

MrRollins2: oh That is IT you old fart!!

The Two Start beating the shit out of each other.

Bullet Club (and Alexa): FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Sami: Okay Everyone Knock it off!

Bay Ley: Ugh! What The Absolute Fuck Balls could you possibly want Sami!!??!!

Sami: I have a plan.

MrRollins2: Snorting Coke on Tits isn't an Evil Plan!

Sami: No I mean, How about we Try to Steal The Queen's Crown so that NOBODY Wins it!!

MrRollins2: oooooooooooh that could work. BARON! I'm sending you to get that crown!

Baron: but that's a queen crown.

MrRollins2: Well, you already sucked as a KING so it fits for ya. Bay Ley-

Bay Ley: Uh uh no. I'm done taking orders from Your Black & Blue ass. Lemme tell you what I'M gonna do. I'M gonna walk up to the guard and CHOP HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF!!!

She Leaves.

Vince: Is she always like that?

MrRollins2: Wh- *Pushes Vince Down* YOU Made her like that in 2019!

Saudi Arabia...

MrRollins2: Okay, The Finals is TOMORROW so we gotta make this Quick!

Bay Ley walks into the entrance.

Guard: Bay Ley, I thought you were injured.

Bay Ley: and I thought you had a brain.

She slices his head right off.

MrRollins2: okay everyone move!

Shane & Sami went into the arena's system and Disabled any Alarm systems.

Shane: As a great man once said "If at first you don't succeed, you are a Loser."

Sami: What? That means we're all losers.

Meanwhile, Alexa Bliss was in the containment room of the Queen's Crown.

Alexa Takes it and Runs.

However, She gets tackled by...

Alexa: Sasha?!?!

Sasha: That's right bitch! I'm competing tomorrow so I have to be here!! And I'll take That.

Later...

MrRollins2: Well.... Another Scheme Foiled.... Wanna Watch WWE Twilight?

Everyone: YEAHHHHHH

The End!

So what did you think of this One-shot? If you like it then thank you.

See you in The next book, "Hey There Baby"