WWE House...

Seth was Just Chilling on the couch when Theory shows up.

Theory: Hey Seth, You got something in the mail.

Seth: If It's Roman trying to mail Himself to me Again, I'm not going to accept it.

Theory: Nope. Not this time.

He Takes out a Pair of jeans The Size of the living room.

Theory: I don't know why you bought a giant pair of pants. I don't care what you do with them, just don't involve me this time.

He leaves.

Seth: Huh?!? Who's even are these.

That's when hulk Hogan popped his head out.

Hulk: BOO!!

Seth: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Hulk: Seth, it's so good to see you again!

Seth: Why did you mail yourself in a pair of pants?

Hulk: I don't trust the postal service so I wore these pair of pants to make sure I was safe!

Seth: What?

Hulk: I haven't trusted the postal service since 1985!

Seth: Hogan, you alright? Actually, no I don't have time to babysit an old man.

Hulk: Babies?! Where's the babies?!? I'll Kill them all!!

Seth: Hogan have you gone insane?

Hulk looks at The Nintendo Switch.

Hulk: What is this? Some kind of Chinese technology?

Seth: That's a Nintendo switch, it was probably made in China but... It's re-

Hulk: I haven't trusted Nintendo since 1955 ever since they killed my dog.

Seth: What was your dog's name?

Hulk: Dog? I never owned a Dog. Where'd you get that stupid idea from?

Seth: okay you know what I'm just gonna Put you back in these pair of pants and-

He turns back and Hogan was gone.

Seth: ...... Where the Fuck did he go?

After Looking around, He Finally finds him with Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn.

Seth: Oh thank God you found him!

Kevin: He came over to us. He's such a funny guy.

Sami: yeah he keeps talking about how he wants to kill us and everything, it's so funny!

Hogan goes towards Seth.

Hulk: Seth, I know those two are Communist spies. I'm going to strangle them while you stab them.

Seth: That's Kevin and Sami. They wouldn't do anything. Here, watch.

He goes to Sami and Kevin.

Seth: Hey Guys.... Poop.

Kevin and Sami start laughing their asses off.

Seth: See, They are unbelievably stupid.

Hulk: All communists are stupid Seth. Now grab them and kill them!

Seth: Guys don't listen to him. I mean look at-

Hogan was Gone again.

Seth: Oh my God, Did I lose him again?!?

Another Room...

Hulk: Lieutenant Dan! It's been over 45 years!

Finn: Ohh it's my old war buddy, Justin Bieber!

Hulk: Yep! Remember when we fought in World War 5 Lieutenant Dan!

Finn: Oh yeah of course!

Finn's Thoughts: What war was I even in?

Seth: Finn has he tried to kill you yet?

Finn: I don't think Bieber would ever hurt a fly.

Seth: Bieber? What? Finn do you think you can keep him for.... The rest of his life?

Finn: What? No. I'm busy.

Seth: Come on he has to have like, 9 minutes left in his life span.

Hulk: I'm gonna live forev- *He falls asleep*

Finn: Seth just take him now and just kill him or something.

Seth: I can't kill an innocent old man. I mean look- Oh my God this happened again!

Garage...

Sheamus: AHH STAY AWAY FROM ME!!

Hulk: I remember in 1976 when Chickens were outlawed. Now look at us! We're a chicken living country! It's chicken season this year!

Seth eventually catches up with Hulk.

Seth: Why do you keep disappearing?

Dean: Hey Seth What's Up?

Hulk: Ahh it's the great Dan Ank.

Dean: Hogan it's so great to see you.

Hulk: *Points a gun at him* DIE BITCH!!

Dean started to run away.

Seth: Okay that's Fucking it.

Post office...

Seth Tosses Hogan in the gigantic pair of jeans.

Employee: Sir-

Seth: SEND HIM ANYWHERE!!!!

End of Chapter

Shoutouts

1: therollinschick
2: wwestoriesx
3: solidifiedcazzie