Seth: Well you know I've thought about running for president for quite a while now and-

Dean and Dolph burst through the door.

Both: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SETH!! YEAH!!

Seth: it's not my birthday.

The two toss themselves at him.

Dolph: 🎵 Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo. I smell big poo... I just pooped myself.🎵

Dean: 🎵 What's your girlfriend's first name? What's your girlfriend's first name?🎵

Seth: It's Sasha, you know that- STOP TOUCHING ME!!

Dolph: How old are you turning Seth?

Seth: It's not My BIRTHDAY!!

Dean: ohhh yeah... It's our 10 year anniversary soon, not his actual birthday.

Dolph: what the? YOU'RE TEN?!?!

Dean: anyway, we gotta make an episode Seth.

Seth: ohh uhh about that, I actually have errands to run today.

Dean: What? But we need an episode!

Seth: I'm sorry but it's gonna have to be another day. See ya.

Seth leaves.

Dean: wait, if there's no episode then, there's no Cameraman!

*The Camera just falls to the ground*

Dean lifts up the camera.

Dean: Holy shit! This fucking thing is heavy!

He aims the camera around and-

Dolph: Boo!!

Dean: GAH!!

Dean: Dolph you can't just scare me like that!!

Dolph: I'm sorry!

Dolph: So what you're saying is we gotta make an episode on our own?

Dean: Yeppers.

Dolph: I got an idea.

The Miz is holding the camera, Showing the title Screen.

Da Adverches of South Roller and Dean Ambrose.

(I Think you can take a guess who wrote it)

*Camera Cuts to Miz*

Dolph: (Seth Voice) Boy it sure is-

Dean: Wait Miz you have the camera facing you!

*Camera cuts to Dolph & Dean*

Dolph: (Seth Voice) Boy it sure is-

Dean: Miz get your hand off the lens!

Miz removed his hand.

Dolph: (Seth Voice) Boy it sure is a boring day out today right Deano?

Dean: Y-Yes S-Seth it really- it truly- ugh I forgot my line.

Dolph: We should go on an adventure! And find out why we are bored...

....

Dolph: M-

Dean: Yes Seth that'll make everything S-so much better.

Miz sets down the camera and comes in.

Miz: (Narrating) and so Miz comes in to yell at them for being bored.

Dean: Miz you're supposed to be holding the Camera!!

Miz: Aw Shit!!

He picks up the camera and starts losing balance.

Dean: MIZ HOLD IT STILL-

Miz: (Narrating) And then the two went on an adventure to find out why they are bored.

Dean: Get That out of my Face!!

*The camera cuts to Dean holding now*

Dean: (Narrating) and then, Dolph encountered a bandit... I mean, I mean Seth.

Dolph: Shit!!

Dean: (Narrating) and then, Seth encountered a bandit.

Dolph: Oh no It's A bandit!

Miz: I'm the bandit! Bandit noises!

Dolph: I got an idea!

He jumps off the couch to do one of Seth's moves but he was stuck in the air.

Dolph: HELP!! HELP!! I CAN'T GET DOWN!!

Tee Ehnd!!

Dolph: HELP!! HELP!! I CAN'T GET DOWN STILL!!

Dean: Ahh shit!!

Seth: ........ You didn't uhh.... You didn't publish that, did you?

Dean: Whaaaaat? No.... RUN!!

End of Chapter