Why did Florida find a tracker in his hat??? It fell into his cereal and now he's sad

Louisiana has Florida's ring tone as "time to do some sketchy shit, do da do da..."

WHO SET THE CORN ON FIRE- THATS A HUNDRED CORN AND ITS NOW ON FIRE-
...
Guess everyone has to make their own dinner! And the kitchen is out of commission because of the fire-

Florida threw a slice of cheese at the wall and it stuck. It's been an hour and hasn't fell. Gov is confused, Alabama is studying it, California is writing a short film based on it, and Utah is trying to get rid of whatever demon may be in the cheese.

Someone filled the pool with oobleck and told him to do a bellyflop from the diving board-
...you can guess how well that went...

Gov loves theories. Game theories, Movie theories, Conspiracy theories- he loves them and is often disappointed that he couldn't come up with some of them first

Florida compares Kansas to a cat. Friendly to some, ready to claw the eyes out of others, and scared of cucumbers.