It's my first time doing incorrect quotes, so please don't judge any mistakes too much-

Washington: look, it's simple- all you have to say is 'hi, I took a blood test and I want my results back.' Got it?
Phone person: hello, can I help you?
Oregon: I want my blood back-
...
*hangs up*

Human: not a single one of those dumb kids has returned what they stole yet
Gov: dumb kids? wait.. those are my dumb kids!

New York: don't you talk to me about stamina, Cal!

Gov: what do you got there?
Florida: a knife >:D
Everyone: NO!

Iowa: and what do you like about corn?
Illinois: it's corn!

Florida, before he was given to the US: I live in Spain without the S

South Dakota: they wanted to put me in the beginners class with the little kids. I can't be swimming around with a bunch of five year olds! They can be so cruel when they sense weakness
North Dakota: that's why on the first day you have to beat up the biggest one in the yard
Montana: North, that's prison-
North Dakota: only if you let it be

Florida: hey Kansas, did you get my plans for a new prank?
Kansas: yea I looked it over, nice work
Florida: thanks bro
...
Florida: why is everyone staring at me?
Virginia: you just called Kansas bro. You said "Thanks bro"
Florida: no I didn't- I said thanks man
Kansas, happy: do you see me as a brother figure Florida?
Florida: no- if anything I see you as a bother figure
New Jersey: Show your brother some respect!
Florida: I didn't call him brother!
Kansas: nononono- Florida, I take it as a compliment