Just because Jefferson liked Mac n Cheese and was from Virginia, doesn't mean you can replace Virginia with a box of craft Mac n Cheese when he's out of meetings

....Keep your fanfics to yourself- their rated Mature for a reason. Get Loui or Kansas to read it for you in your free time, but please don't ask Utah Mid-Meeting what some of the words are-

HATS ARNT FOOD

*deep breath* so your saying that Colorado isn't a person... but a Giraffe?
. . .
You realize that giraffes don't naturally live in Colorado- or most continents?
... the Giraffe from Madagascar isn't real-

SLIME ISN'T EATABLE ETHER

Come on, how are you scared of Clowns of all things??? (Clowns are now Banned form the State house after one startled Florida, he broke their nose, and hid in the closet for the next few hours)

It was one peace of kale and you threw up-
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No your not getting the kale smoothie!

GLASS ISNT SAFE TO EAT-

WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING CALIFORNIA ORGEON AND WASHINGTON THIS TIME????
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They continued your StardewValley Farm without you?
Reasonable- attack away
(I really need to find a shortened version of the three west coast states mentioned- Should they be called "Cow" or "plants"? Or something else?)

No Florida, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
It also isn't something you should put in your hair- stop listening to those "life hack" content farm channels

Just because Piccolo sounds like a vegetable doesn't mean it's a fancy pickle-

YOU KNOW WHAT?? IF LOUISIANA AND WASHINGTON WOULDN'T EAT IT YOU CANT EAT IT

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HAIR ISNT FOOD EATHER-
(*writer gaging in the corner*)

Florida stop saying you look like Americas di-
Utah: DIFFERENT SHAPED FOOT-
Uh- yeeeaaahh- let's go with that-

Angel hair pasta isn't made of hair, or Angels.

STOP ATTACKING PEOPLE WHO POUR MILK BEFORE CEREAL- ITS EFFICIENT AND NOT SOMETHING TO GO TO JAIL FOR-
(Gov pours milk before cereal.... It was an interesting morning to say the least-)