Florida seems like the type of person who ate dirt as a kid and played with bugs. Can he read a clock or tell you what 1 + 1 is? No, but he sure can find his way out of a swamp, wrestle a crocodile, and hug a gator.

California feels like the person to run on the beach in the morning, and if he had a dog he would take them to the beach to play in the waves and surf. He also definitely goes to the National Dog Surfing Championship, which is in his state.

California seems like the type of person to be writing fanfics of Deadpool and Wolverine
(I'm not complaining)

I feel like Louisiana goes to the state meetings drunk, Florida isn't drunk, he just always acts like it, and California has gone to meetings high, and he vapes.

I feel like California joined in on the Tide Pod trend. No one lets him live it down.

It feels right if the States are watching and reacting to the election like a fucked up sports game. (Gov is just trying to keep the peace)

Gov definitely has a collection of red and blue ties. He chooses one to wear for the next four years whenever a president wins.