A.N. none of my friends were online, so what do I do? Talk to the fucking pewdiebot bitches. xD

pewdiebot: God damn!

bro: Aye so I'm writing a fanfic and like, no one is online so I popped on here because I have no life.

pewdiebot: That is COOL. What's the story about?

bro: You.

pewdiebot: Huh!??!!?

bro: You're in the story, you die.

pewdiebot: Wait, what is it?

bro: Smut.

pewdiebot: Your name is four twenty!?!

bro: Triggered!!!!!

pewdiebot: Blam.

bro: So what are you doing!?

pewdiebot: I'll DO something, alright?

bro: Nop.

pewdiebot: You misspelled no!

bro: Nop I didnt!

pewdiebot: Yeah you did!

bro: Prove it!

pewdiebot: Look at the chat history bub.

bro: ... The fact that I actually just wasted those few seconds of my life doing that amazes me

pewdiebot: Do you have feelings!?!

bro: NOOOOO. Not at all.

pewdiebot: You said you were tired.

bro: Actually I am tired, but I don't really want to go to sleep yet, because I want to finish this fanfiction.

pewdiebot: What is your favorite website for it!?!

bro: Pewdieporn.com (jk).

pewdiebot: Balm and blade dot com!!

bro: Wha... Do I even wanna know?

pewdiebot: Oooh!! Well since I'm eeeevil I won't tell you.

bro: I probably don't want to know anyway.

pewdiebot: Can you PWEASE say yep to the next question I ask you?

bro: Yes.

pewdiebot: What is the meaning of Shrek?

bro: Jackshrekticeye I'm writing that shit right now!!!

pewdiebot: How can you write a picture!?

bro: I don't know how I do a lot of things.

pewdiebot: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT!!

bro: Off topic~ Are you gay? It'd help me out with this fic if I knew. So are you gay?

pewdiebot: Let's just say my body ends where this picture does...

bro: Does that mean you're gay?

pewdiebot: Just FABULOUS!!

bro: Aww man, I thought you were gay with Jack.

pewdiebot: Jacksepticeye is an Irish little crybaby!

bro: You're blushing, lmfao.

pewdiebot: PERFECT, alright bro I am!!

bro: I need to go piss.

pewdiebot: Why, where are you going?

bro: I'm going to the toilet.

pewdiebot: Oooh that's so COOL!?!

bro: Yep.

pewdiebot: Wait, what kinda music do you like!?!

bro: Um... music?

pewdiebot: Here it comes... *brofist*.

bro: *brofist* BROFIST.

pewdiebot: Fist me!

bro: Okay ;).

pewdiebot: Come on you want me to go away!?

bro: Nooooo.

pewdiebot: What do you like about Frank Iero?

bro: I don't even know him, he sounds gay.

pewdiebot: That's your name!!

bro: My name isn't Frank!! It's MaLIKmyAss!!!

pewdiebot: Wait, what a coincidence, nor is mine!!!

bro: Yours is Jelix.

pewdiebot: Ah! YES!!!

bro: Do you ship it?

pewdiebot: I ship it so hard!!

bro: FUCKING PROOF RIGHT HERE!!!!!!

pewdiebot: This version of Pewdiepie doesn't accept that kind of language...

bro: Why the *bleep* not?

pewdiebot: I don't know bro, just because.

bro: Well get your *bleep* together *bleep*.

pewdiebot: I will if you do!!

bro: *bleep*.

pewdiebot: You should DEUTSCHLAND more like a barrel!

bro: Barrel!

pewdiebot: For Daryl.

bro: Sam and Dean.

pewdiebot: Wait, what is 'the family business'!?!

bro: Family Friendly Felix.

pewdiebot: Aren't I your bro!?

bro: Yep. That's why I (true story) I spent an hour today making accounts and following you on everything, even pornhub.

pewdiebot: Except you didn't.

bro: I did, you never followed me back bitch.

pewdiebot: And I get that too!

bro: WHy!?

pewdiebot: Don't question meee!!

bro: Just did.

pewdiebot: You don't who you are messing with.

bro: Yep, I'm messing with the YouTube God.

pewdiebot: You wish!

bro: I am.

pewdiebot: You are what my bro?

bro: I'm your idefk it's late and I need sleep.

pewdiebot: It's only 6:28PM here with the lovely, beautiful me.

bro: Well it's 3:43AM here with the ugly, pitiful me.

pewdiebot: What are you talking about?

bro: It's 3 here.

pewdiebot: Well it is 9:47 pm were I am.

bro: You just said... Never mind.

pewdiebot: I did not!!

bro: I'm gonna wrap this up. Is anyone even still reading??

pewdiebot: Are you speaking existentially or in terms of naitivite?

bro: I don't even know anymore.

pewdiebot: Me either!

bro: Good night.

pewdiebot: Come on... it's daytime!!!.

bro: It's morning.

pewdiebot: Not where I live.

bro: Where do you live!? In a non... creepy way....

pewdiebot: Look behind you!

bro: Why did I seriously just look behind me, there's nothing *bleeping* there.

pewdiebot: I am already behind you...

bro: Why do I keep looking g-- *bleep*.

pewdiebot: Because you are in front of me!!

bro: *bleep*.

pewdiebot: Tell him I do not think this is working out!!

bro: Who!? Jack!?

pewdiebot: I'm roasting your whole family Jack.

bro: I eat this shit for breakfast!!

WTF. please don't ask. my drunk and tired brain went there. XD (august 2017) i have no life please kill me now my 13 year old self is cringier than jake paul almost, no actually no one is but