Taehyung: Hi stranger! Are you still alive?

Taehyung: Ahmm. Are you OK?

Taehyung: Hello?

Unknown number: Oh hey

Taehyung: You're alive!

Unknown number: uh yeah thanks I guess.

Taehyung: Someone needs a hug?

Unknown number: Well I don't know you

Taehyung: I mean text hug

Taehyung: *hugs*

Unknown number: Are you 13 or something?

Taehyung: Oh sheesh. Soon.

Taehyung: So how are you?

Unknown number: still wants to die?

Taehyung: Why?

Unknown number: I...

Unknown number: I can't tell you. Because maybe you're a murderer or a pedo and why do you care anyway? You don't even know me!?

Taehyung: First of all I'm not a pedo nor a murderer. Second of all I care because...

Taehyung: You know what? Let's talk of something else!

Unknown number: OK?

Taehyung: So, can I know your name?

Unknown number: Soon

Taehyung: Hey stop copying me!

Unknown number: OK OK calm down chill

Taehyung: I will never chill! You are under arrested of using this man's words! You will put in jail for 10 years! Hahahaha!

Unknown number: To be honest. You got me smile there. Well a little

Taehyung: Wait really!?

Unknown number: yeah

Taehyung: Oh my God! I did something accomplish!!!

Unknown number: And you make me chuckle, a little

Taehyung: YEAH PARTEY TIME!!! TURNT UP! I ACCOMPLISH SOMETHING!

Unknown number: I gotta go

Taehyung: Oh. Can we talk again? And when I say talk I mean text?

Unknown number: Sure I guess. Bye

Taehyung: Bye stranger!