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Over the past couple of days, Natasha has seen a weird change in Tony's behaviour. He had been eating, sleeping, leaving his lab, and smiling a lot more after looking at his phone. To say Nat was suspicious would be an understatement. She even asked Wanda if she noticed it, which she did, so the two made it their mission to find out who Stark had been talking to. All they had to do was wait for him to leave his phone unguarded...

??
Hello, Spidey!

???
We would like to ask you some questions.

Spidey
Who are you guys???

???
Friends of Mr Stark.

??
Friends?

???
Fine. Colleagues/associates

Spidey
Oh, ok!
I'll try to answer your questions but only if you answer three of my questions.

??
Alright!

???
Sure

Spidey
Ok first of all, what are your genders?
I don't want to be rude and assume :)

???
I like you already.
We're both female

??
Can we keep him?
Please!?

???
We'll see...

Spidey
Ok, now what exactly is the relationship between you two?

??
She's my mother, and I her daughter!
:D

???
Sorry again about giving you both up for adoption

??
It's all good!
I get it, you were young!

???
Thanks!
Wait what do you mean you get it?!

??
Figure of speech.

Spidey
Anyway...
Who are your favourite Avengers?
Just so you can have nicknames based off them!

???
Mine is Black Widow

??
Mine is Scarlet Witch!

Spidey
Black Widow and Scarlet Witch?!
Awesome choices!
Can I call you Natalia and Scarlet?

Scarlet
I love it!!!

Natalia
Me too! It's perfect, Ребенок Паук

Spidey
Thank you, Мама Паук!

Scarlet
You speak Russian?!

Spidey
Kind of
I'm a little out of practice

Natalia
We can help teach you after this...
So what are your intentions towards Mr Stark, and how did you get his number?

Spidey
I just typed in the wrong number when trying to text my friend, Ned, and got on pretty great with Mr Stark so thought that maybe we could be friends because I only have three, and one of them is my aunt anyway, but I swear I come in peace please don't kill me or make me stop talking to him!!!

Scarlet
Oh he's perfect!
Please can we keep him, Mom?!

Natalia
Yes.
But only if your father and brother agree!

Spidey
Do I get a say in this?

Natalia
Maybe.
Do you have parents?

Spidey
Died in a plane crash ;(

Scarlet
Awww sorry!
Who's your legal guardian?

Spidey
My aunt and uncle, but my uncle got shot and died in my arms.
( ⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⌢⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀)

Natalia
I'm sorry for you, Pyotr, you can always talk to us if you need to

Spidey
Aw thanks, Nat!

Scarlet
Hey, Мама, can I add the other two onto here so we can adopt him already?!

Natalia
Да, моя маленькая Ванда

??
What is this?

???
Nat, what did you let her do?

Spidey
Hi!
Are you Mr Stark's friends/colleagues/associates too?

Natalia
This is the cinnamon roll he's been messaging

Scarlet
Isn't he adorable?!
*.✧⊂(•‿•⊂ )*.✧

Spidey
～(つˆДˆ)つ｡☆

??
Ok, младшая сестра, you might be right

Scarlet
We're twins! We're the same age!

??
I'm still 12 minutes older than you!

Scarlet
We'll see if you manage to die 12 minutes before me.

???
Kids stop fighting

Scarlet & ??
Fine!

Natalia
Why'd you do that?
I wanted to see who won.

Spidey
Ok, moving on...
Who are the new guys' favourite Avengers?

???
Hawkeye

??
Quicksilver

Spidey
QUICKSILVER IS AN AVENGER NOW?!

Scarlet
Spidey, I love you so much right now!

??
(눈‸눈)

Spidey
I've got it!
I shall call you Hawk and Silver!

Silver
Have I been forced into the 'S' Club?

Spidey
Yep!

Scarlet
And do you know what the 'S' stands for?

Silver
Obviously not

Spidey
The 'S' stands for something?!

Scarlet
Isn't it obvious?
It's the Siblings Club!

Silver
Am I still the oldest?

Spidey
Depends how old you are

Hawk
Children do not tell the stranger your age!

Silver
We're 17

Hawk
Why do I even try?

Spidey
Sorry, Mr Hawk Sire!
If it helps, I'm 15!

Hawk
Thanks, Spidey :)

Natalia
While we're all throwing ages around, Hawk and I are 35 & 34.

Spidey
I hope you don't mind me saying, but you're both pretty young!

Natalia
Well, I didn't have the best childhood and got sterilised on my 18th birthday so I'm happy it happened, even though I did have to give them up for adoption until they were 15.
Also don't worry, I don't mind telling you :)

Scarlet
So, Мама, Папа, саn we adopt him???

Silver
Please!!!

Hawk
I think we should ask Spidey what he thinks?

Spidey
I would love that!
Although since I've never met you, we might have to stick to surrogate family for now :D
\(ϋ)/♩

Scarlet
♪┌|∵|┘♪

Silver
└|∵|┐♪

Natalia
Did we just get another child?

Hawk
I think so...

Spidey
Hey, Mr Stark!

Mr Stark
Yes, kid?

Spidey
I now have a grand total of EIGHT friends!

Mr Stark
How and who?

Spidey
They messaged me saying they were friends/colleagues/associates of yours!

Mr Stark
What are their names?

Spidey
Well, I don't know...

Mr Stark
What do you mean, "you don't know"?!

Spidey
I just gave them nicknames based on their favourite Avenger!

Mr Stark
Ok, Bambi
What are their Avenger nicknames?

Spidey
Natalia, Hawk, Scarlet and Silver!

Mr Stark
She let you call her Natalia?
You ARE lucky!
She doesn't normally let people call her that unless she really likes them (definitely not me)

Spidey
I feel so honoured!
She even called me a cinnamon roll!
But I should probably tell you what they did...

Mr Stark
TELL ME WHAT THEY DID, KID!

Spidey
They adopted me!

Mr Stark
THEY WHAT?!

Spidey
Adopted me, Mr Stark!
They're my surrogate family now!

Mr Stark
Spiderling, just remember that I will always be your father

Spidey
I'll never forget about you, Mr Stark!

Mr Stark
It's late, you should get some sleep, Underoos :)

Spidey
Goodnight, Dad! ^_^
( ^‿^ )/♡

Mr Stark
Goodnight, Petey!
♡\(^‿^)/♡