Wattpad is being weird and rearranging chapters' orders so they shall now receive numbers!

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Peter
Ned
Ned
Ned, u ded?
Seriously dude answer me!
I'm bleeding pretty bad now!
Dude I swear if u don't answer me I'll drop a building on u!

???
What?
Wrong number.

Peter
Cmon man! It's serious!
U gotta help me out Ned!

???
Sorry, kid, but I'm not a Ned.
Wait why are you bleeding?

Peter
Bleeding?
Who said anything about bleeding?
What's bleeding?
Who's bleeding?
Why is bleeding?
How is bleeding?
Bleeding? Never heard of her!

???
Wow, kid, you are a terrible liar!

Peter
I'm not a kid!

???
Oh yeah? How old are you?

Peter
STRANGER DANGER!!!

???
Jesus, kid! I'm not a stranger!

Peter
I'm sorry do I know you?

???
Ok, maybe I am a stranger, but as long as you're not evil, I'm no danger!

Peter
Oh really?
Then why did you ask for my name, age, and secret identity?

???
I only asked for your age, not your name.
What do you mean secret identity?

Peter
Oh right
I might as well come out right now...
I👏
Am👏
Iron Man👏

???
Yeah, no, kid. Not possible.
But since we're sharing secrets...
I
Am
Spider-Man.

Peter
Equally impossible
But why choose Spider-Man???

???
Because. He looks out for the little guy and puts everyone else before him.
Why did you choose Iron Man?

Peter
Iron Man is my favourite Avenger!
And Tony Stark is awesome too!
Seriously though Tony Stark is an amazing genius!!!

???
Isn't Stark just a drunk playboy with a collection of oversized tin cans?

Peter
Don't you dare insult Tony Stark!
He's probably just been through a whole hell of a lot of stuff and is trying to cope!
And he made his first suit in a cave out of scrap metal!
Also it is IRON NOT TIN! (Sorry I mean a gold titanium alloy, not iron)
Besides, Tony Stark saved my life.

???
When did he save your life?

Peter
Stark Expo.
I got separated from my aunt and uncle and found an evil robot instead.
Stupid little me thought that because I had a toy Iron Man helmet and gauntlet, I could take it on with my toy armour.
It was about to get me when Tony Stark flew in, blasted it and said, "Nice work, kid" then flew off.
It was awesome!

???
Wow, kid, maybe Stark isn't all that bad after all.

Peter
I can't believe I forgot!
What should I call you?

???
Call me whatever you want, Spidey.

Spidey
If your gonna call me Spidey then you name is gonna be Mr Stark.

Mr Stark
Why not Tony?

Spidey
Because I must treat my elders with respect.

Mr Stark
Didn't your parents teach you any manners?

Spidey
You gonna regret saying that.
Jokes on you!
My parents died when I was still a smol bean.

Mr Stark
So quite recently then?
But jeeze, kid, I'm sorry for your loss.

Spidey
It's fine, it was years ago
I got to live with my aunt and uncle tho so yay
Although my uncle did get shot about a year ago...
And my girlfriend got thrown off a clocktower....
And my old best friend's dad was evil.....
And my ex-girlfriend's dad was also evil......
Yeah...you might not wanna get to close to me. :/

Mr Stark
Wow that's a lot for a fifteen year old to go through.
Sorry, kid.

Spidey
It's all good, I've found ways to cope :)
Wait wait wait hold up!
I didn't tell you my age!
How do you know it?!

Mr Stark
Sorry Petey Pie, had to make sure you weren't a threat.

Spidey
>:(

Mr Stark
What the hell is that thing?

Spidey
It's an emoticon!
Have you really never seen an emoticon before, Mr Stark?

Mr Stark
Nope, never.

Spidey
Omg you ARE old!!!
And you're missing out!
Look look look!
  /\__/\
(=^•^=)
(")    (")__/
It's a kitty cat! :3
Do you like it Mr Stark?
Do you do you do you???

Mr Stark
Good job, kid :)

Spidey
I did it, your training is complete, young padawan.
But seriously, did you really stalk me and find out everything about me?

Mr Stark
You tell me, Peter Benjamin Parker, who lives in an apartment in Queens with his incredibly attractive aunt. Nice grades in school by the way, nothing lower than an A-.
I'm impressed.

Spidey
Welp.
I'm scared.
I'll start packing my bags, you can pick me up in ten minutes.

Mr Stark
What? No!
I'm not going to kidnap you!
I'm not a pedophile!

Spidey
That's exactly what a pedophile would say!

Mr Stark
It's also what anybody else would say.

Spidey
True dat.

Mr Stark
Anyway... weren't you bleeding earlier?

Spidey
Oh that...
It's all good.
I was making a sandwich and cut myself with the butter knife.

Mr Stark
How do you...?
You know what,
Not even going to question it.

Spidey
Thanks for not asking
I have no idea what happened
One second I'm buttering ma bread
The next, I'm bleeding beautiful buttery blood.

Mr Stark
Kid,

Spidey
Yup?

Mr Stark
You're weird.

Spidey
Aw ;(
Well I better go sleep so I wake up for school
Bye, Mr Stark!
:D

Mr Stark
Goodnight, Spidey.

Tony put his phone down, smiling. He liked this weird Peter "Spidey" Parker. He was so innocent and pure.
Tony sighed, realising that he wasn't going to get any more work done that night. For once, he decided to go bed before 2am, shocking both Pepper and himself. As he drifted into a peaceful sleep, he couldn't stop thinking about Peter. He never forgot the kid from the disastrous Expo, but he never realised that one day he would be able to text him and hear how thankful he is.