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Spidey
Hey!
Mr Stark!
Mr Stark!!
Mr Stark!!!

Mr Stark
Yes, Spidey?

Spidey
I got the sign language hearing aids today!!!

Mr Stark
That's great!
Are they good enough?

Spidey
Mr Stark!
They are AmAzInG!!!!!!
They're perfect!!!!!!
I showed them to Ned and MJ, and they both think they're awesome!
And that's a lot coming from MJ!!!

Mr Stark
Thanks, kid!
If you have anything you want me to improve on it, let me know and I'll get updates done for them through the app

Spidey
MJ thinks you should do it for all forms of sign language, not just ASL
She also would like to know how environmental they are...

Mr Stark
You can tell MJ that I'll start working on the other languages.
The hearing aids are made from recycled plastic, and if they break they can be sent back and replaced, free of charge.
The broken ones will be fixed and resold, good as new!

Spidey
Omg Mr Stark!
MJ actually looks impressed!
You did it!!!

Mr Stark
WE did it, kid!
It was all your idea!

Spidey
Aw thank you Dad!
:D

Mr Stark
I don't know if this makes me want to smile or cry!
But, your welcome, son :)

Silver
Spidey...

Spidey
Yeah...

Scarlet
We were wondering...

Spidey
Go on...

Silver
Would you like it...

Scarlet
If we introduced you...

Silver
To some more of Mr Stark's friends?

Spidey
I'd love it!
As long as they don't mind?

Scarlet
Don't worry, Peter, they'll love you!

Spidey
How do you know my name?

Silver
Мама told us

Spidey
Oooh!
So that's why she called me Pyotr!!!

Scarlet
Yep!
Take it as a sign she likes you!

Silver
Right then, Паук, we'll make a group chat with you and everyone else then explain you and...

Scarlet
And we'll hurry up because apparently Silver is only fast at running, not planning!

Spidey
Ok, I trust you guys so I'll follow your leads

Scarlet
Пьетро, ​​я люблю этот булочку с корицей!

Silver
Я знаю, Ванда, он слишком невинен!

Spidey
Кого ты называешь невинной булочкой с корицей ?!

Scarlet
Ok listen up people!

Silver
Before everyone starts spamming with their complaints, let us explain!!!

Scarlet
This is a chat with our little brother, Spidey

Silver
Since we aren't using real names, we get nicknames based on our favourite Avenger

Scarlet
So, ONE AT A TIME, please state your favourite Avenger/superhero, and an interesting fact about yourself, and receive your new nickname before waiting quietly for everyone else

Silver
And just to clear things up, I am Silver

Scarlet
I am Scarlet

Silver
And he already knows Natalia, Hawk, and Mr Stark

Scarlet
Now you may begin.

???
Hello, Son, my favourite Avenger is Captain America and I love to draw

Spidey
Thank you, Mr Capsicle Sir!
I'd love to see one of your drawings sometime!

???
My favourite is the Hulk...

Spidey
The Hulk or Bruce Banner?

???
Honestly, I prefer Bruce Banner, even though nobody else seems to
Also, I like science

Spidey
Not true! He's one of my favourite scientists and I've read all of his papers and books!
And I hereby dub you, Dr Banner!

???
I like Winter Soldier
I have shoulder length hair, and am therefore a member of my friend's Hair Club

Spidey
Then you shall be Frostbite!
That Hair Club sounds amazing!

???
Falcon is the best!
I have a drone that I love like a child

Spidey
Got it, Pigeon!
It must be one Hell of a drone!

???
Black Panther.
I have a younger sister who is obsessed with Vine.

Spidey
Ooo this one's easy!
/\__/\
(=^•^=)
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KittyCat!
And you're sister is a Queen for keeping Vine alive!

???
Doctor Strange.
I used to be neurosurgeon.

Spidey
Wizard!
You must be very smart to have done that!

???
I stan Ant-Man!
My daughter gave me a World's Greatest Grandma trophy once because it was the only one the store had left :)

Spidey
Welcome to the Bug Club, Tiny!
Your daughter sounds adorable!

Scarlet
Ok, Паук, that's everyone!

Mr Stark
Kid, I can't believe you didn't ask me for permission first!

Spidey
Sorry, Dad :(

Hawk
Pyotr, I thought I was your father!?

Spidey
You are, Hawk!
You're my Папа, Mr Stark is my Dad!

Natalia
At least I don't have any competition, being the only woman here

Scarlet
Then what am I?

Natalia
A girl.

Spidey
But still a Queen!

Capsicle
So, Spidey, what do you do in your free time?

Spidey
Oh I love researching science, talking with my friends, or trying to help people out!

Mr Stark
Honestly, Kid, I'm surprised that homework isn't on that list

Capsicle
The kid has homework?

Frostbite
Jesus, Stark, how old is he?

Spidey
I'm 15! :)

Dr Banner
It feels a bit...wrong to text a 15 year old...

Spidey
I thought so too, but Mr Stark assured me he wasn't wasn't a pedophile!

Wizard
That's exactly what a pedophile would say!

Mr Stark
Who's side are you on?

Spidey
Told you, Mr Stark!

Mr Stark
Ok, who's side are YOU on?!

Spidey
...

Tiny
Kid's got a point, Tony

Pigeon
Yeah, it's not exactly normal to befriend a teenager 30 years younger than you!

Mr Stark
Since when have you been able to tell what's normal, Pigeon?
You eat birdseed with your pet drone!

KittyCat
You are all behaving more like children than the actual child is!

Silver
KittyCat is right.
Besides none of us a pedophiles so it doesn't matter

Spidey
Actually...
Nobody checked to make sure I wasn't one...

Hawk
That's because you're too much of a pure Cinnamon Roll to be one!

Spidey
Fine.
But I'll work on being more intimidating!

Frostbite
And how do you plan on doing that?

Spidey
Simple.
/╲/\╭(•‿•)╮/\╱\
Are you scared yet?

Frostbite
No.
But I can confirm that Capsicle is crying tears of joy right now.

Mr Stark
Well we can't have that now, can we?
Show him the PSAs.

Spidey
Mr Stark!
Be nice!
Those PSAs are torture for any who have to endure them!

Mr Stark
Yeah, kid, when you told me about them, you said that detention and puberty were the worst...

Spidey
They are.
Although we had to watch one yesterday about the birds and the bees...
I'm still traumatised!

Mr Stark
Yes, but, Bambino, why did you get detention?

Spidey
I...uh...
I tried to walk out of school because I was bored since I already know everything they're teaching...

Capsicle
And what did you learn from watching the PSA?

Spidey
That I am incapable of sitting in the same room as Captain America during one of his lectures.

Dr Banner
What did you people do?
Now Tony is laughing while rocking back and forth on the floor

Mr Stark
I'm. So. Proud!
Kid I have never loved you more!

Spidey
Love you too, Dad!
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