Later that day

~~Peter made a group chat with 'Mr.creepydude' and 'Uncle Bruce'~~

Peter :
Hello my favourite internet buddies 🙃

Mr.creepydude :
Hey kid

Uncle Bruce :
Hey there kiddo
How's my favourite nephew doing ? 😊

Peter :
I'm doing good thank you for asking Uncle Bruce 🙂
What about you two ?

Uncle Bruce :
I'm good too

Mr.creepydude :
I'm awesome
But are we just going to ignore the fact that you (Bruce) called him 'nephew' and you (Kid) called him uncle ?!?!
What about meeee?

Peter :
You're 'dad' remember?
For being soooooo annnnoooooyyyinnggg

Mr.creepydude :
Oh yeah, son
I'm sorry I forgot

Peter :
Nah, all's good
What did you guys have for dinner ?

Uncle Bruce :
I had a big lunch so I had some salad for dinner

Mr.creepydude :
I had some sushi

Uncle Bruce :
What about you kiddo?

Peter :
I went out with my aunt and had some Thai it was da best 🙌

Mr.creepydude :
Wow, I love Thai too kid
We could be best buddies 😁

Peter :
And here I thought we were already best buddies 😔

Mr.creepydude :
No no no
It wasn't like that

Peter :
Calm down dad
Jeez i can't even joke around you

Mr.creepydude :
Well I ain't some 15 year old so my bad

Peter :
I'm not 15 but yeah sucks to be you

Mr.creepydude :
Hey! At least I can do whatever I want now

Peter :
Only if you have money

Tony and Bruce chuckle at this statement because they know they're anything but poor

Mr.creepydude :
What if I told you I was a billionaire

Peter :
Then I wouldn't believe you but if that's rlly true then wow 😮

Mr.creepydude :
You can believe whatever you want to kiddo 🙃

Uncle Bruce :
What are you two doing ?

Peter :
I was working on a project for school but got bored so I started texting you too

Mr.creepydude :
I was in my lab with you know who

Peter :
YOU KNOW WHO?!?!?!
OH NO!!!!!
DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE A TERRIBLE VILLAIN?!?!?!?!
AND HERE I THOUGHT I MADE A FRIEND
GOD I SHOULD BLOCK THIS NUMBER RIGHT NOW!!!L!L

Uncle Bruce :
Stoppp
He is not a terrible villain
In fact he's quite the opposite

Peter :
Really 🧐

Uncle Bruce :
Yes kiddo, really
Now you wouldn't not believe your uncle now would you
??

Peter :
Hey!!
You're not allowed to pull the uncle card on me
And I'll only believe you because I trust you unlike mr.creepydude over there

Mr.creepydude :
Hey!
I'm dad remember?

Peter :
Right
God I wish I could obliviate you so that you'd stop saying that

Mr.creepudude :
Noooo!!!!!
Don't obliviate me
What if the spell goes wrong and you make me extremely dumb
Then I no longer will be a billionaire
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

Peter :
Fine, I won't obliviate you dad

Mr.creepydude :
Yay!!!
I have a son now
Look Brucie
I, THE TONY STARK HAS A SON NOW

Peter :
You're TONY STARK!!!!!!!!!!

Mr.creepydude :
What?!
Noooo
That's just an inside joke me an Brucie bear have

Peter :
I find that hard to believe but it all makes sense now
You're a genius, Mr.Stark's a genius
You're a billionaire, Mr.Stark's a billionaire
You're the exact opposite of a terrible villain, Mr.Stark's the exact opposite of a terrible villain
You're in touch with the avengers, Mr,Stark's in touch with the avengers
You have a friend called Bruce, Mr.Stark has a friend called Bruce
God it all makes sense now

seen by Uncle Bruce & Mr.creepydude

Tony's POV

"BRUCE!!!!!!!! what do I do now?" I asked him in panic. God, why was I so stupid? I completely blew my cover.

Bruce then says," You have no choice but to tell him who you really are now which includes me too." And sighs.

"Guess we'll be telling a kid who we really are now." I said and then we both went back to our phones to text the kid.

Back in the texting world~~~

Peter :
Guys????
Helllooooooooooo
Where are you guys?
Look I'm sorry if I offended you by assuming that you're Tony Stark and Bruce Banner
Please forgive me
You guys are one of my only friends
Please don't leave me

"God I messed up so bad and now my friends are gone," Peter thought. So Peter decided to switch off his phone and started working on his project.

A few minutes later~~~
Mr.creepydude :
No no no kid
You didn't do anything wrong

Uncle Bruce :
If anyone needs to be forgiven it's us
We shouldn't have left you on seen to be wondering if you did smth wrong

Mr.creepydude :
And you're right kid
I'm Tony Stark

Uncle Bruce :
And I'm Bruce Banner
I'm rlly happy you like my work kiddo

Mr.creepydude :
Me too
You're the first person I heard talk about me like that and it made me really happy

Uncle Bruce :
And you made the Tony Stark start living a healthy life style
The most stubborn person ik

Mr.creepydude :
Hey!!!
I'm not stubborn

Uncle Bruce :
Says the guy who won't listen to anyone unless FRIDAY gives a logical reasoning but it takes her like at least 5 times to convince you

Mr.creepydude :
Okay fine
I may be a bit stubborn then
Just a little tiny bit

Uncle Bruce :
Okay Mr.stubborn
Kiddo if you want to change his name there it is
He's the most stubborn person I've met in the world

Mr.creepydude :
Noo, 'Mr.creepydude' is a million times better
Don't call me 'Mr.stubborn' like your good ol' uncle Bruce suggested
Wait speaking of kid, where is he?

Uncle Bruce :
He's probably busy

Mr.creepydude :
But he usually replies within a few seconds

Uncle Bruce :
You do realise that he has a life out of this right?

Mr.creepydude :
Yeah but still 😣

Uncle Bruce :
Kiddo, ignore Tony
You can text us back when you're free 😊
Bye kiddo

Mr.creepydude :
Bye kid

Fun Fact : Snakes can predict earthquakes
You know what that means? Let's go get some pets snakes

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