Peter's POV

So . . . I was late

Whoops

But I managed to convince Mr. Clarance to give me in school detention instead of after school detention thankfully.

I sat down in the blue plastic chair and put my head on the desk.

That's when I realized.

My arm was bent at a very strange angle.

I flashed back to my run to school.

Had I gotten hit by the car?

I pulled up my sleeve and lo and behold, it was broken.

I sighed in defeat.

Its about time I started trying to pay attention to my injuries.

Well....what do I do now?

I sat there, stroking my non-existent dumbledore beard.

I should probably put it in a sling or something.

The only problem with was I didn't know how to do that.

Well.... 'Kidnapper' did help me last time.

Worth a shot

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Kid

Hey mr. 'kidnapper' are you free rn? I have a question.

'kidnapper'

No.

Kid

Great I-

did you...

did you change my name?

'kidnapper'

Yeah. Like it?

Kid

I'm not a 'Kid'!

I'm a very scary monster

rawr

'kidnapper'

Very scary

But I'm not free to chat right now so your going to have to ask your parents

Kid

And this is the point where I walk to my parents current location, lie down on the floor six feet above them and pull up my pant leg and reveal uno reverse card socks.

'kidnapper'

Oh, i'm sorry kid, I didn't know...

wait. You have uno reverse card socks

Kid

Its okay. I was little when it happened

Yup :)

'kidnapper'

wow.

In any case I can't help you with what your looking for.

Kid

Please! 🥺

'kidnapper'

Look, ask your teacher or something.

Kid

I'm in detention and I don't think the sleeping ward knows how to sling a broken arm

'kidnapper'

...

I don't even know what to comment on.

1. why are you in detention

2. why is the person looking after you sleeping

3. and WHY IS YOUR ARM BROKEN

Kid

1. I was late to class for the 16th time this month

2. he is tired 🙄

3. It...broke

'kidnapper'

Okay, what you got to do is *insert a explanation on how to do it*

---five minutes later---

'kidnapper'

Kid...are you okay?

Kid

Yes and no.

Yes I got my arm fixed.

No as in I can't call you "kidnapper" anymore :I

your too nice

'kidnapper'

okay then what do you want to call me?

Kid

I dunno

Who is your fav Avenger

'kidnapper'

Well...I would say Spiderman but he is an Avenger yet

Kid 

Wdym yet?

'kidnapper'

He would make a good avenger I think.

Though I guess its good for him to be just another vigilante.

Looking out for the little guys, ya know?

Kid

Yeah. (Meanwhile Peter is freaking out)

But which of the avengers is your favorite?

'kidnapper'

Well...I would have to say Iron Man is pretty amazing

Kid

Yeah I agree, but Tony Stark is better

'kidnapper' has been changed to 'Iron Man'

Iron Man

How is he better?

He is just a self centered drunk

Kid

Take that back

Right now

Or I am hacking your phone to find your location

Iron Man

1. you cant

2. I'm not wrong

Kid

1. I just did

2. Ahem, that is not CorReCt, because according to the encyclopedia of *insert weird noises here* Tony Stark is amazing.

Iron Man

Wow kid.

You really think so

Kid

...

I literally just said that I would track you if you said otherwise

Iron Man

That could have been sarcasm

Kid

Right.

Your are at SI rn.

On the 27th floor

Iron Man

...

HOW?!

Kid

Your walls are weak

but my turn!

I change your name you change mine

Iron Man

Okay, who do you want it to be.

Who is your fav superhero?

Kid

Well. . . you took mine. So Spiderman.

'Kid' has been changed to 'Spiderson'

Spiderson

Why 'son'?

Iron Man

Well, you don't have a father.

And you have been texting me despite not knowing who I am or if you can trust me

So I'm just making it official

Spiderson

Aw! ❤

Tysm!!

But then...

'Iron Man has been changed to Irondad'

Irondad

Darn right.

Now get off your phone during detention.

Spiderson

Okay dad 🙄

Larb you ❤

Irondad

Love you too

Irondad and Spiderson!!

So we got some texting in this one :)

Hope to update next week!!!

Don't fry markers

- TheForbiddenFangirl