A/N:

Wanna hear some random facts?

1. did you know the wood frog can hold its pee for up to eight months?

2. Cotton candy was invented by a dentist.

3. Cows kill more Americans each year than sharks do.

4. The unicorn is the national animal of Scotland.

5. The Twitter bird's official name Is Larry.

6. In 16th and 17th century Europe, cannibalism was actually a fairly common practice.

7. Pro baseball once had women players.

That was totally random and irrelevant information, but I felt like saying it. So  d e a l  w i t h  i t.

Also, for those of you who don't know, or forgot Steve is Captain America.

💀Nico's POV:

  I was sharpening my sword when all of a sudden I heard a knock on my door. 

  The knocking was fast and in the rhythm of 'you are my sunshine'. 

  I rolled my eyes already knowing who it was and got up to open the door.

  "What do you need Will," I said opening the door.

  "How did you know it was me?" Will asked.

  "You literally tapped the rhythm of 'you are my sunshine' on the door, you are the only one in this camp dorky enough to do that," I said.

  "Oh, you know you love me," Will said.

 "Guilty as charged," I said with a smirk. "Now seriously, what do you need? Why are you here?"

  "I have come to give you a lecture on internet saf-" I closed the door on him before he could finish. 

  "Hey!" he yelled from outside. "I wasn't done talking!"

  "I was done listening," I said.

  "You need to be more careful about who you talk to on the internet Nico," he yelled.

  "Metal Man was the one who saved me in his contacts," I said.

  "Well, then you should've blocked him," Will argued.

  "Leo's talking to him too!" I said.

  "Let me come in," Will demanded.

  "Nope," I said. 

  "I will get Clarisse to break down this door," Will threatened.

  I knew that wasn't an empty threat, and I didn't want my door broken down, so I sighed in defeat. "Fine," I said opening the door.

  Will smiled. "Thank you," he said. 

  I rolled my eyes. I didn't want him going through my phone like Leo, so I picked it up and put it up on top of my bookshelf.

  What I didn't know was that when I picked it up I accidentally face-timed Metal Man.

🍸Tony's POV:

  I was sitting on the couch contemplating life when my phone rang.

  I was confused because normally if someone wanted something from me (which was usually the case when people call me) they would call my assistant or Pepper. I picked it up out of curiosity to see who was calling me.

  It was 'Kid', or as we call him now, 'Commander of the Ghost Busters'. I wonder why he's calling. I thought.

  He was also requesting a face-time. I shrugged. Why not? I thought and answered the phone.

  When I accepted the call I saw a view of 'CGB' and some other blonde kid from what appeared to be a dresser.

  Does he know he's calling me? I wondered. Before I could even ponder the question though, the blonde kid spoke up.

  "I swear Nico, one of these days your carelessness is going to be the death of us all," He sighed. I smirked, I love drama. Some might consider it a violation of privacy, or spying, some might even call it stalking, but I like to call it 'hidden observation'.

  "Will, it's not even that big of a deal, and your overprotectiveness is going to be the death of us all," CGB said. Oh, so this must be Nico's boyfriend Will he mentioned. I thought.

  "Nico, please, just be a little more careful," Will said.

 "Gods Will, you're acting like talking to a stranger is going to me shot in the head or something," CGB said rolling his eyes.

  "It might," Will said.

  "Ugg, even if it does get me shot in the head, I might not die, I mean I've gotten shot in the head before and survived," CGB stated. My eyes widened. He WHAT? I thought.

  "You WHAT?" Will exclaimed.

  "Haha, yeah. . ." CGB said scratching the back of his neck. "It's a funny story actually. . ."

  "Please do tell," Will said.

  "Well, I was taking a walk though, I think New York actually when I saw a dude mugging this other dude and I was like, 'aw Tartarus no', so I went over, and kicked the one mugging the other dude in the place where Apollo don't shine, apparently it hurt so bad that he accidentally shot my head. I knocked the mugger out, then went unconscious, I think the dude who was being mugged called the police and an ambulance, 'cause letter I woke up in a hospital. I hate hospitals, so I snuck out through the window, but it's all good." CGB explained.

  I had my phone on speaker, so apparently, while CGB was doing his little rant Steve snuck up behind me and started listening. "My God," he whispered.

  I jumped up in surprise. "Oh, hey Steve, what are you doing here?" I whispered.

  "I heard something about someone being shot from the other room so I came over here," he replied.

  "Of course you did," I said rolling my eyes.

  "What is this," He said gesturing to my phone where the two boys were now glaring at each other.

  "A friend that I've been texting accidentally face-timed me, but he doesn't know yet," I said.

  "Isn't that spying?" Steve asked.

  "No, it's hidden observation," I answered. 

  "right. . ." Steve said.

  Before we could continue our conversation a loud "INCOMINGGGG" came out from my phone.

  Will yelped in surprise, and CGB just sighed and ducked, pulling Will down with him as a giant bronze dragon and a boy smashed through the roof.

  "Aaaand he sticks the landing!" the boy riding the dragon exclaimed.

  "Aaaaaand he destroyed my cabin in the process," CGB said.

  "Oh don't be such a Debbie downer," The kid said.

  "My name is not Debbie," CGB said.

  The kid rolled his eyes. "It's an expression, Nico," he said.

  "Whatever Leo," CGB said. Oh, so this must be Leo from the group chat" or 'Joker blowtorch'. 

  "Guuueeeeessssss who I rebuilt?" Leo asked.

  "No," CGB said.

  "Fine, I'll give you a hint," Leo said. "It's FESTUS!" he exclaimed pointing to the bronze dragon. Hold up, he BUILT that? I thought, impressed.

  "Ugg, the stupid dragon should've stayed broken," CGB said.

   Leo gasped and covered the dragon's ears. "How dare you speak to him like that!" He exclaimed.

  "LEOOOOOOOOOO!" Someone said from outside the cabin.

  "Oh no," Leo said.

  "What?" Will asked.

  "I drew mustaches, sombreros, and mini taco plates on the posters in the Aphrodite cabin," Leo said.

  "Ooooh, you are so dead," CGB said.

  "I know," Leo said in a voice just above a whisper.

  Suddenly a girl with a sword burst through the door to the cabin. "AH HAH. There you are," she said.

  Leo ran to hide behind Will, but the girl pushed Will out of the way and started swinging her sword at Leo.

  "Now Drew, let's just talk about this," Leo said. The girl, who I assumed was named Drew, just started swinging harder. 

 She got really close to getting his arm, and he yelped and ran out of the cabin. "Get back here Reair Boy!" She yelled running out after him.

  "I love this camp, it's like a reality-TV show, but way funnier, and without the annoying laugh track," CGB said.

  I ended the call there. I didn't need to see any more.

  "What did I just witness," Steve said with wide eyes.

 "That is a good question," I said.

A/N:

  Thanks for reading! I hope you liked the chapter! I love you all! ❣️

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