A/N:

Bonjour, est-ce que l'un de vous connaît le français? 

I like the word kumquat, I also like eating kumquats. they're delicious.

Author's notes are harder than you might think to write.

🍸Tony's POV:

  I've been trying to track these kids' phones for hours now, but with no luck.

  "Dammit!" I exclaimed when that stupid dragon picture-thingy showed up and my computer shut off. I didn't even need to turn my computer back on to know that my progress had been deleted.

  Man, that Joker Blowtorch Leo kid is good. I thought.

  "Any luck?" Steve asked coming into the room.

  "None," I sighed. 

  I told Steve about how Joker Blowtorch had let it slip to me that they try to kill each other at their camp, and he was instantly interested in trying to help them. 

  Even though they tried to tell us they didn't need to be saved, they clearly did, and the face-time just proved it. I mean, I just witnessed a girl trying to stab Joker Blowtorch with a sword for playing a harmless prank. And CGB and his boyfriend acting like it was a regular occurrence just made me more concerned.

  "Maybe you could add me to the chat? I could try to get them to tell me, it would be easier." Steve suggested.

  "Yeah, sure," I said getting my phone out.

*:･ﾟ✧ ~⭐️~✧ﾟ･: *

You added *** *** **** to a group chat with 'CGB' 'Archery Pigeon' and 'Joker blowtorch'

You

Hey guys, I added a friend of mine

Joker Blowtorch

Cool!

Who?

*** *** ****

Um, hi?

My name is Steve.

Joker Blowtorch

Oh!

Well nice to meet you Steve, my name is Leo McShizzle Valdez

*** *** ****

What?

CGB

Just don't question it, no one knows why he calls himself that except my half-sister who is too embarrassed to tell anyone

*** *** ****

Oh well okay?

Who are you?

CGB

Nico, or CGB

*** *** ****

CGB?

CGB

😒Commander of the ghost busters 

Joker Blowtorch

🤣🤣🤣

I made everyone name him that!

CGB

🙄

You

Uh Steve, weren't you gonna say something?

*** *** ****

Right

Joker Blowtorch

Oh no! Are you going to give us a lecture about safety?

*** *** ****

Uhm, no?

Joker Blowtorch

Phew

*** *** ****

But I am here to ask you something so you can be safe

Joker Blowtorch

What is this 'safe' you speak of?

CGB

🙄

honestly Leo?

Joker Blowtorch

Yes, when you are me you always have to keep your guard up in case an angry girl tries to stab you for drawing on her posters.

CGB

That reminds me, what happened to Drew?

Joker Blowtorch

I knocked her out, but she did manage to take a good swing at my arm, so I am now in the infirmary

You

WHAT?!?

Joker Blowtorch

Oh Styx, I forgot you guys were here

CGB

LEO!!!

*** *** ****

please tell Tony where your camp is

CGB

No way

*** *** ****

Please, then none of you will have to end up in an infirmary because someone stabbed your arm

Joker Blowtorch

How 'bout no

Also, it was kinda my fault that I got stabbed

I drew a mustache and sombrero on Katty Perry

*** *** ****

But that's a harmless prank!

You shouldn't be stabbed for it!

CGB

Ugg, you just aren't going to drop this, are you?

You

NO!

Why would we?

You kids are getting  s t a b b e d

Steve literally won't be able to sleep at night knowing children are getting stabbed and he couldn't help them or do anything about it.

CGB

Well, it isn't Steve's job, or yours for that matter to help us

*** *** ****

. . .

You haven't told them yet, have you?

Joker Blowtorch

Told us what?

You

Nothing you need to worry about

Joker Blowtorch

Aw, come on!

Let the beans out of the bag!

Spill the cat!

CGB

🤦‍♂️

Joker Blowtorch

Spoons are the best utensil, let's argue

*** *** ****

Stop trying to change the subject

Joker Blowtorch

Shoot, I was hoping you wouldn't catch on

You

PLEASE JUST TELL ME WHERE YOUR DUCKING CAMP IS

*** *** ****

thank you for not swearing in front of minors

You

Thank you for not changing the subject

*** *** ****

Oops sorry

You

Honestly 🙄

But anyway, just tell me where the camp is because I've given up hacking your phones

Man, I hate that dragon

Joker Blowtorch

We are never going to tell you where our camp is

. . .But, we could answer one of your question about camp (discluding its location) if you stop bugging us about it

CGB

That's. . . actually a good idea

*** *** ****

I think that sounds fair

You

So, can I ask you guys a question, then Steve? 

Joker Blowtorch

Yeah, sure

You

Okay, how many people go to your camp?

CGB

About 250-ish?

You

Oh jeez

Joker Blowtorch

What?

You

Nothing.

Steve?

*** *** ****

Yeah, okay

Are you all in danger of being killed?

Joker Blowtorch

By the other campers? No. But I have to say, quite a few bones get broken when you mess with the wrong people at camp.

*** *** ****

Okay, so you don't kill each other, but you do physically hurt each other?

CGB

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up

Joker Blowtorch

But it's not as bad as you might think

You

???

Joker Blowtorch

We're all really friends, we do occasionally hurt each other, but we would actually be really sad if any of us died

Besides, we get hurt so much, we're just kinda used to it, ya know?

*** *** ****

That's no excuse, I mean, you literally were just stabbed in the arm

And you shouldn't be used to it

You

Are you sure you don't want us to help you?

CGB

positive

also, is Steve going to be staying on the group chat?

*** *** ****

Probably

Joker Blowtorch

Great!

Then we need to name you!

*** *** ****

I already have a name. . .

You

He means in contacts

*** *** ****

Oh

Joker Blowtorch

Don't worry, I have the perfect name!

'Joker Blowtorch' changed '*** *** ****''s contact name to 'sTeEb'

You

You know what?

I like it!

You changed '*** *** ****''s contact name to 'sTeEb'

'CGB' changed '*** *** ****''s contact name to 'sTeEb'

sTeEb

I don't know how to feel about this. . .

CGB

And I don't know how to feel about 'Commander of the Ghost Busters'

We all have weird nicknames in this chat

Joker Blowtorch

That reminds me!

We don't have a name for this chat

You

You're right!

I'll name it!

You changed  the name of 'Unnamed group chat' to 'Weird nicknames chat'

Joker Blowtorch

Perfect 👌

sTeEb

I've got to go

Bye, it was nice meeting you two

Joker Blowtorch

See ya later crocodile!

CGB

once again: 🤦‍♂️

Goodbye sTeEb

You

I gtg too, bye

Joker Blowtorch

👋

CGB

Bye

*:･ﾟ✧ ~⭐️~✧ﾟ･: *

  I turned off my phone. I may not have quite gotten the information that I wanted, but I was close. I hope 'Joker Blowtorch' is okay. I thought, remembering his arm.

  I was determined to find their camp, I was determined to save them.

A/N:

  Sorry if that was really short. I'm also really sorry for those of you who thought 'Happy Birthday Nico' was a real chapter. (It wasn't) But anyway, Thanks for reading, and I hope you liked the chapter!

  Byyyyyyye,

-Sundew ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔ