A/N:

I was bored.

I had nothing better to do. 

It was 11:30 at night so none of my friends were online. 

Don't blame me for the weird schist my brain creates when I can't sleep.

So, in other words, enjoy this totally extra one-shot that has no purpose.

🔥Leo's POV:

 Me and Nyssa learned an important life lesson. Never. Ever. Under any circumstances. Pause an movie.

Nyssa took a photo of the paused movie, and it was horrifying.

So naturally, I sent it to the group chat.

*:･ﾟ✧ ~⭐️~✧ﾟ･: *

You

Pete the Cat

Da frick-

You

Ikr

Archery Pigeon

Tony just screamed and threw his phone across the room

Well Shoelace

I-

Leo, it's five in the morning

I don't have the strength to even try to comprehend what you just sent me

Insane Princess

Mood

sTeEb

What am I looking at?

I don't get it.

CGB

Me neither.

You

Do you know who Shrek is?

sTeEb

Umm. . . no?

CGB

Nope.

Pete the Cat

*gAsP*

Insane Princess

Burn them.

Metal Man

Peter, I swear to god, if you and Wade made cult over Shrek I will ban you from the labs

Pete the Cat

Nooooooo! Please! We didn't!

Insane Princess

Or did we???

Pte the Cat

No.

We didn't.

Insane Princess

Or did we???

Pete the Cat

We did not.

Insane Princess

OR

DID

WE???

Pete the Cat

Wade, you're really not helping right now.

Insane Princess

I know!

😁

You

I want to stalk in people's nightmares when I grow up.

Metal Man

Really?

You

Yup!

sTeEb

First of all: I am concerned about your mental health

Second of all: I don't think that's a real job

You

sTeEb

*Correction: I am VERY concerned about your mental health

Metal Man

I second that

You

Ooooooooooh, are we pretending we're in court?

I CALL THE PERSON WHO IS TRYING TO SUE THE PERSON WHO STOLE MY GRAPEFRUIT!!!

Archery Pigeon

That's not a thing?

You

Lol, shore

Well Shoelace

*sure

You

SHUT UP SHOELACE, I KNOW WHAT I TYPED!

sTeEb

Please be nice.

CGB

Yeah, or I'll kick you off the chat

You

sTeEb

That goes for you too Nico.

CGB

Nothing goes for me, I am my own person. I make my own rules.

I don't have to listen to you.

Or Metal Man.

Or Archery Pigeon.

Or Will.

Or Leo.

ESPECIALLY not Leo.

Well Shoelace

You will listen to me or I will bring out my band-aids.

CGB

Fine.

But Will is the only person I have to listen to! 

You

Wig flew sis

CGB

Why are you like this?

You

Because. . .

. . .

. . .

. . .

. . .

. . .

. . .

. . .

I CAN!

CGB

I wish you couldn't

You

YOU WANNA GO DI ANGELO?

CGB

YEAH!

I DO WANNA GO!

You

MEET ME AT THE ARTS AND CRAFTS CENTER AT SIX AM!

CGB

I'll go at seven.

I have to do my daily yoga at six

Well Shoelace

Nico, doing corpse pose for an hour doesn't count as yoga

CGB

Yes it does. corpse pose is a yoga position, therefore it is yoga.

Well Shoelace

Ugh, you're as bad as Leo when it comes to arguments.

CGB

I AM NOTHING LIKE LEO!

You

Pete the Cat

Lol, mood

Metal Man

Kid I-

Pete the Cat

:)

Metal Man

Go back to sleep, it's five am, you're brain isn't functioning properly.

Pete the Cat

Jeez, OkAy dAd

Metal Man took a screenshot

Archery Pigeon

pfft-

You

Do you guys ever just randomly want to scream CHEESE CURDS at the top of your lungs?

sTeEb

No. . .?

Insane Princess

OMG yes! All the time!

CGB

Leo, it is too early for this

You

it's never too early to scream CHEESE CURDS

Well Shoelace

Valdez, what?

You

Now you sound like Coach Hedge

Well Shoelace

That's not what I was going for. . .

You

I know!

Wait

What?

Pete the Cat

I had a shawarma last night and it was DELICIOUS!!!

Insane Princess

A Shawarma?

*gasp*

A shawarma is nowhere near the level of awesome that a chimichanga is!

Pete the Cat

You're right

but the shawarma was good

Metal Man

I enjoy shawarma

Insane Princess

No one asked you!

Metal Man

It wasn't a question, to begin with.

Insane Princess

WELL TOO BAD, IT IS NOW

Metal Man

You can't change the past

Insane Princess

Or can I???

Metal Man

No you can't

Insane princess

Or can I???

Metal Man

No. You cannot.

Insane Princess

OR

CAN

I???

You

Dude, chill

Or chili

Whichever works best

I like chili more than chilling though

But chilling with chili is the best

Archery Pigeon

What?

You

Prepare Thy base within thee drizzle

Metal Man

Huh?

sTeEb

What?

Pete the Cat

He says: "Get your butt into the shower"

You

Indeed

Archery Pigeon

. . .

Okay?

Insane Princess

I require to march into every green

sTeEb

What does that even mean?

Pete the Cat

It means "I want to walk to the park"

Metal Man

How can you understand that?

Pete the Cat

Well, it's simple

I mean, they're just writing normal sentences, then replacing all the words with synonyms for them.

For example:

"I want a dog" can be translated into "I desire each canine" or "I fancy any pup"

You

Roger that

Insane Princess

Agreed

Metal Man

Weird, but okay.

Well Shoelace

Well, well, well

Look who decided to show up

My arch nemesis

Fly Guy

Archery pigeon

wut

Well Shoelace

lolol

this is conner

I stole Will's phone

You

Oh, hey conner

What's up little baguette?

Well Shoelace

Nothing much.

what about you tiny tea cake?

You

Oh, you know, the usual

Eating tacos, ranting about the number three, annoying everyone within twenty feet of me

Well Shoelace

Cool

You

kool-aid

Well Shoelace

Yaaaaas

Periodt

sTeEb

What is happening

You

A baby kangaroo is being born under the sea while surrounded by singing oven mitts who only eat sushi from that one restaurant on the corner of 43rd and 50th street.

Metal Man

Okay, now I'm even more confused

Insane Princess

Friendly reminder that you're going to die someday, somehow

Pete the Cat

That didn't sound very friendly

Insane Princess

Well TOO BAD

'CAUSE IT WAS!

Well Shoelace

 euhekjsrteubbbetrl8756yhwjolh

Archery Pigeon

What?

Well Shoelace

Sorry, it's Will again

Conner stole my phone

You

yOu DoN't SaY

Well Shoelace

Uhm, yes.

Actually, I do say

CGB

Is this a group chat I see?

iNtErEsTiNg

Metal Man

First of all, who are you, because I know you're not Nico, second of all, stop that weird on and off caps thing, it's giving me a headache

Pete the Cat

Or maybe you're just dehydrated

Metal Man

I drink lots of water!

Pete the Cat

No Mr. Stark.

You do not.

CGB

i Am TrAvIs

nIcE tO mEeT yOu

dO yOu WaNnA bUiLd A sNoWmAn?

sTeEb

No thank you

Metal Man

Nope

Archery Pigeon

Yes

Insane Princess

yEs

Pete the Cat

Totally!

You

OH YEAH

Well Shoelace

Sure

CGB

hErE wE gO fOlKs

Metal Man

You're typing like that just because I said it gives me a headache, aren't you?

CGB

i DoN't KnOw WhAt yOu'Re TalKiNg AbOuT

nOw BuIlD a SnOwMaN wItH mE

Insane Princess

I'd rather build an omelet thank you

You

Yeah, with lots of peppers and cheese. You're welcome.

Insane princess

I wasn't thanking you

You

Well too bad because I'm thanking myself

CGB

fOr WhAt

You

For being a ✨STAR✨

Insane princess

Hey, I'm the only star here

This is a one-star-zone

get your starry but out

You

No, my starry but will stay right here

CGB

oH dRaMa

lEmMe GeT tHe PoPcOrN

Insane Princess

Get out

Either you lose your stariness

or you lose yourself

You

How can you lose yourself?

Insane Princess

Wanna find out?

You

No, not particularly

Insane Princess

OH, I SEE HOW IT IS!

You

Really? 'Cause I don't

Insane Princess

OH, IT IS ON!

IT IS ON LIKE RASBERRY CHEESECAKE!

You

HA!

AS IF YOU COULD EVEN COME CLOSE TO BEING A RASBERRY CHEESECAKE!

Metal Man

Uhm. . . what is going on?

sTeEb

I have no clue

You

Insane Princess

YOU DID NOT JUST THREATEN ME

You

Oh, but I did

Insane Princess

CHEEEEESSSSEECCCCAAAKKKKKEEEEEEEEE!

You

GO TO THE CROWS!

CGB

oH mAn He'S rEaLlY mAd nOw

Well Shoelace

Where's Nico?

CGB

i YeEtEd HiM oNtO a PeGaSuS tHaT wAs SlEePiNg AnD tHe PeGaSuS gOt StArTeLeD aNd FlEw OfF wItH nIcO sHoUtInG cUrSeS iN tHe SkY

i FeEl KiNdA bAd, BuT hE'lL cOmE bAcK

Well Shoelace

YOU WHAT?

CGB

sOrRy WiLl

You

Uh oh

CGB

wHaT?

You

Will is skipping over to the Hermes cabin holding a baseball bat over his shoulder singing "He's gonna get it" in an insanely happy tone.

CGB

I'M SORRY WILL

Well Shoelace

It's too late for that Travis :)

CGB

NO! PLEASE!

You

I can hear his screams as Will approaches his cabin, he's trying to hide in a bush

sTeEb

Oh dear

Metal Man

Now, let's be nice

Well Shoelace

How about no 😀

CGB

I think I agree with this 'Metal Man' guy

Archery Pigeon

Calm Down

Pete the Cat

Reminder that it's five-thirty in the morning.

Well Shoelace

No thanks, I don't want to calm down.

Travis needs to pay for what he did to Nico 😇 

CGB

 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

You

Oof Travis

sTeEb

What's happening Leo

You

Travis is screaming, Will is chasing him with a baseball bat, and Nico just show traveled back and is trying to calm Will down

CGB

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jghtjhgtjdjvdkivhyhgnfjfvfn vmnhswweytj mmc vnfkrl

gjfjurhvkkxsi ndffubvvmdi

Finally, I have my phone back

Metal Man

What just happened?

Archery Pigeon

No clue, but I don't really think I want to know

CGB

No, you really don't

sTeEb

Is anyone hurt?

CGB

What do you think?

sTeEb

No. . .?

CGB

lol, sure.

Metal Man

😶

You

👁👄👁

Uhhhh

Bye

A/N:

It is now 1:06 PM two days later than when I started writing this. . . whatever. This is also almost two times the size of my regular chapters.

Thanks for reading, I hope you liked that chapter!

Bye,

-Sundewʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔ (And Dragon, I think she helped me write a few lines, but I'm not really sure)