A/N:

Hello! It's me, back with another chapter of this chaos you people are reading for some reason. 

Here's the chapter! Sorry it took so long.

🌞Will's POV:

  I was teaching a class of younger campers on how to wrap a sprained ankle correctly when Leo burst into the infirmary.

  "Will," he said panting. "You need to get out here."

  "Can it wait? I'm kinda teaching a class here," I said.

  "It's about Nico," Leo said.

  "Class dismissed, we will continue this tomorrow," I announced. I got up and walked over to Leo. "What's about Nico?" I asked.

  "You know 'Metal Man' and his friends from the group chat?" he asked.

  "Yeah?" I replied wondering where he was going.

  "Well. . ." he said. "I think they kidnapped Nico."

  "WHAT?!?" I exclaimed.

  "Yeah. . ." he said.

  "Oooooooh I told them not to hurt my boyfriend. They hurt my boyfriend. AND I'M GOING TO GIVE THEM TARTARUS FOR IT!" I yelled.

  "Well, they might not have hurt Nico," Leo said.

  "Wait, who hurt Nico?" Percy asked. 

  "Why are you in the infirmary?" Leo asked.

  "I came to ask Will where Nico was so I could embarrass him by showing him a Mythomagic card I found in his cabin," he explained. "But now I wanna know who hurt Nico."

  "Just read the texts," Leo said handing Percy the phone.

Time skip to ten minutes after Percy has finished reading the texts

  "So they kidnapped Nico huh?" Percy said.

  "Yeah, and now we need to go save him," I said.

  "Yes, but first I need to hack into Metal Man's phone and track it," Leo stated.

  "How long will it take?" I asked.

  "Depends on how protected his phone is. But I'd say about half an hour at most," Leo replied.

  "Can I come with you?" Percy asked.

  "Sure, you can bring the rest of the seven and Reyna too," I said.

  "Great, I'll go get them," Percy said running off.

  "Hey, you still have my phone," Leo shouted running after him.

  I sighed and rolled my eyes. "Don't worry Nico, we're gonna save you," I whispered.

🐦Clint's POV:

  We were on the hellicarrier heading back to the Avenger tower. Nico was passed out on a chair. I felt a little guilty about knocking him out and kidnapping him. 

  There was just something off about the whole situation. I mean, I didn't see any camp or any other kids around, and Nico didn't want to be saved. Who doesn't want to be saved?

  "So this is 'CGB'?" Natasha asked.

  "Yep," Tony replied.

  "Why is he knocked out?" Steve questioned.

  "Tony knocked him out because he didn't want to be saved," I said.

  "WHAT?" Natasha and Steve exclaimed at the same time.

  "Isn't that technically kidnapping?" Steve asked, clearly concerned.

  "That's what I said!" I exclaimed.

  "No, it's saving," Tony said. "Do you not remember the camp?"

  "But there wasn't any camp as far as we could see," Peter stated.

  "He was probably just taking a walk away from his camp," Tony said.

  "Yeah, that makes sense, but something just feels off about all of this," I said.

  Suddenly my phone buzzed.

*:･ﾟ✧ ~⭐️~✧ﾟ･: *

Well Shoelace

HOW DARE YOU!!!

YOU EVIL HEARTLESS MONSTERS!!!

YOU KIDNAPPED MY BOYFRIEND AND HE HASN'T EATEN LUNCH YET!!!

Metal Man

Boyfriend who?

You have a boyfriend?

Whaaaaaat?

That's CRAZY!

I'm so happy for you!

Joker Blowtorch

We know what you've done Elmo

And also, do you have any spare screwdriver I could borrow?

Annabeth somehow broke all of mine

Well Shoelace

LEO FOCUS!!!

MY BOYFRIEND HAS BEEN ABDUCTED AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT ARE YOUR STUPID SCREWDRIVERS!!!

Joker Blowtorch

Oh, riiiiiight.

GIVE US BACK NICO OR WE WILL SPRAY PAINT YOUR HAIR HOT PINK

You

NOT MY PRECIOUS LOCKS!

IT WASN'T MY IDEA I SWEAR

Well Shoelace

Who cares about your precious locks!

All I want is my Death boy back!

Joker Blowtorch

My locks are even more precious than yours!

Well Shoelace

LEO FOCUS!!!

again

sTeEb

Where are you?

We need to save you too

Joker Blowtorch

I learned basic internet safety

Step one: Always make your phone un-trackable

Step two: Always make your phone un-hackable

step three: Never share your address

step four: don't get kidnapped by internet strangers 

Step five: I'm hungry. I want tacos

Well Shoelace

Leo, first of all, make your own tacos

Second of all, FOCUSSSSS!!!!!!!

Joker Blowtorch

Look! I can make a whale!

._____.

Metal Man

Kids, be quiet!

I'm trying to drive a helicopter here!

Joker Blowtorch

Don't you fly a helicopter?

Not drive?

Also, I'm hacking you

Metal Man

You can't I have very advanced security on my phone

Joker Blowtorch

. . . 

I'm in!

Metal Man

What?!?

You

HA!

A little kid got past your security Tony!!!

Metal Man

Shut up Cupid!

I'm driving!

Joker Blowtorch

*flying

sTeEb

He's waking up!

You

But we're not at the tower yet!

Metal Man

I'm not trained in child care!

Wait. . .

I got this!

sTeEb

Don't you dare knock him out again!

Metal Man

. . .

too late. . .

Well Shoelace

Wait who's waking up?

Knock who out?

Again?!?

. . .

Wait. . .

are you talking about who I think you're talking about?

You

. . .

Well Shoelace

oh, you're definitely talking about who I think you're talking about

I WILL CAST YOUR SORRY SOUL INTO TARTARUS!

Joker Blowtorch

Wait. . .

Who are you talking about?

Well Shoelace

GIVE ME BACK MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!

Joker Blowtorch

YEAH!!!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE, BUT YEAH!!!

Well Shoelace

LEO FOCUS!!!

Joker Blowtorch

OKAY!!!

You

Why are you typing in all caps?

Joker Blowtorch

BECAUSE WILL IS DOING IT AND I'M JUST FOLLOWING WHAT HE'S DOING SO HE DOESN'T GET EVEN MORE ANGRY AT ME AND MURDER ME WITH A BAND-AID!

Metal Man

How do you murder someone with a band-aid?

Well Shoelace

There are 357 possible ways that I've figured out so far

You

Uhm. . .

Who were your test subjects?

Well Shoelace

People who decided it would be a good idea to kidnap my boyfriend

Metal Man

. . .

I'm out

bye

see you later

adios

Well Shoelace

SO YOU ADMIT IT!

YOU DID KIDNAP HIM!

Metal Man

Nope.

I saved him.

Joker Blowtorch

Are you still flying that helicopter

'cause you should probably keep your eyes on the road

err- sky

You

Yeah. . . Joker Blowtorch is right

sTeEb

GUYS, WE'RE GONNA CRASH INTO A BUILDING!!!

Metal Man

oops. . .

bye!

I gotta go!

You

Yeah, same here!

Bye!

sTeEb

Bye, kids!

We'll be back to save you too!

Well Shoelace

But. . . my boyfriend

*:･ﾟ✧ ~⭐️~✧ﾟ･: *

A/N:

Note: Sorry to any Tony Stark fans, he isn't the bad guy in this story, he's just a clueless good guy.

Also, wanna see another chat that proves why people think my friends are weird?

Thanks for reading! I hope you liked the chapter!

-Sundew ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔ

P. S. - the person who said Oh no wasn't actually me

P. P. S.- sorry, this was kind of a filler chapter, so it doesn't really move the plot along that much, but it's funny so whatever.