A/N:

Heyyyyyyyyyy there. I have no clue what to saaaaaaaay here. Sorry for the last chifhangerrrrrrrrr. Here's the chaaaaaapter.

I don't know why I did that ⬆️.

🛠Leo's POV: 

  After Nico had his little outburst I ran to my cabin. You do not want to be within a twenty-foot radius of Nico when he's angry, believe me, I speak from experience. 

  I was sitting in my bunk working on fixing one of Burford's legs. That table is so clumsy. I thought.

  Suddenly my phone made a little 'ping' noise.

  I picked it up and looked at it. "What?" I said.

  I had been added to a chat with Nico, 'Bob can't build it', and some unknown number.

*:･ﾟ✧ ~⭐️~✧ﾟ･: *

You have been added to a chat with 'Death breath', 'Bob can't build it', and *** *** ****

Death breath

STRANGER DANGER!

I told you not to

Bob can't build it

Sorry, but I had to!

Death breath

Ugg!

Why not just give Leo a bowl of jellybeans and a chainsaw if you want to watch the world burn!

Bob can't build it

???

Death breath

Long story. . .

*** *** ****

What?

What is this?

Why am I in a chat with Tony, Not Scary, and some unknown number?

Death breath

Who's Tony?

*** *** ****

Oh, oops I mean STRANGER DANGER

Death breath

So that's your real name!

Bob can't build it

Clint!!!

Death breath

Who's Clint?

Bob can't build it

Oops. . .

Death breath

Oh, that's Annoying happy meal's real name, isn't it?

*** *** ****

. . .

Death breath

It totally is

You

Okay, so WHAT THE HADES IS GOING RIGHT NOW

Death breath

STRANGER DANGER created a group chat with Annoying happy meal, you, me, and him

You

who's Annoying Happy meal, and who's STRANGER DANGER?

Bob can't build it

You know me as Bob can't build it

You

Oh! Hey!

Wassup Bob?

Or Tony, I guess.

*** *** ****

Who are you?

You

I'm the Supersized Mc'Shizzle man.

🔥🔥🔥

who are you?

*** *** ****

Clint, otherwise known as Annoying happy meal

Bob can't build it

Or Archery Pigeon

*** *** ****

Shut up Metal Man

Death breath

You have strange nicknames for each other

You

Can we all just rename each other, because this 'everybody-calls-each-other-something-different' thing is really confusing

Death breath

Yeah sure, everybody name Leo Joker Blowtorch

You

Hey!

Death breath changed your contact name to 'Joker Blowtorch'

*** *** **** changed your contact name to 'Joker Blowtorch'

Bob can't build it changed your contact name to 'Joker Blowtorch'

You

Fine then!

everybody change Nico's name to Commander of the ghost busters or CGB

Death breath

You little 🤬🤬🤬

You

Haha

You changed 'Death breath''s contact name to 'CGB'

'Bob can't build it' changed 'Death breath''s contact name to 'CGB'

*** *** **** changed 'Death breath''s contact name to 'CGB'

CBG

Ugg

*** *** ****

Name Tony Metal Man

Bob can't build it

CLINT!!!

'CGB' changed 'Bob can't build it''s contact name to 'Metal Man'

you changed 'Bob can't build it''s contact name to 'Metal Man'

'*** *** ****' changed 'Bob can't build it''s contact name to 'Metal Man'

Metal Man

Ugg, fine then

name Clint Archery Pigeon

*** *** ****

you cruel human being

'CGB' changed '*** *** ****''s contact name to 'Archery Pigeon'

'Meatal Man' changed '*** *** ****''s contact name to 'Archery Pigeon'

You changed '*** *** ****''s contact name to 'Archery Pigeon'

CBG

Why Metal Man, and Archery Pigeon?

Metal Man

Clint really likes birds and archery

Archery Pigeon

And Tony likes to build stuff with metal.

CBG

Oh, cool

Archery Pigeon

Why Commander of the Ghost Busters and Joker Blowtorch?

You

Nico really likes ghosts

CBG

And Leo makes really cheesy jokes, and he's like a human blowtorch

Metal Man

Elaborate on the idea 'He's like a human blowtorch'

CBG

Leo likes to play with fire

He's always setting his shirt on fire

(Which makes laundry at camp a total pain)

You

Cha cha real smooth Nico

Metal Man

what?

You

Nothing. 

Forget I said anything.

Archery Pigeon

camp?

You

Yeah, it's a summer camp, but you can also go there in the winter if you don't have anywhere else to go.

CBG

Cha cha real smooth Leo

You

Everyone there is so nice, it's a great place.

Metal Man

Stop lying!

Archery Pigeon

Why would he be lying?

And if he is, how do you know he's lying?

Metal Man

Blowtorch here told me that they try to kill each other at that camp!

Archery Pigeon

WHAT!?!

Metal Man

You know guys, it's not too late to tell me where your camp is

I could still save you!

You

Honestly dude, we don't need any saving!

CBG

Yeah!

Archery Pigeon

If you want to know where they are, can't you just hack into their phones and track them?

Metal Man

But that's the thing!

I can't!

Blowtorch made their phones!

And he made them to be un-hackable!

Archery Pigeon

But!

You're just kids!

you shouldn't be trying to kill each other!

CBG

One, I don't want any pity or any of that you're just kids kinda stuff

Two, we don't need to be saved! Camp. Is. Safe!

You

Question:

how old are you?

CBG

Not only is that rude Leo, but it's a stupid question

You

No one asked you Commander!

CBG

You literally just asked me.

You

Well I wasn't directing the question at Y O U

CBG

Well you typed it in the group chat

You

Ugg, shut your pie hole and let MM and AP answer my question

CBG

MM and AP?

You

I said shut. Your. Pie hole!

Now, answer my question

Metal Man

48

Archery Pigeon

39

You

*le gasp*

have I been texting

Pedophiles

?!?

Metal Man

No

You

Ya know who would say that?

huh?

A pedophile

*le gasp*

Metal Man

Kid, we're not pedophiles.

You

HOW DID YOU KNOW I'M A KID!?!

See, Pedophiles

*le gasp*

or internet stalkers

*double le gasp*

CBG

Leo

You

yeeeeeees?

CBG

Stop being so. . . 

. . .so leo-like

You

But my mom told me to Always be myself!

I mean, I kinda wanted to be Batman at the time, so I didn't listen to her

But that's not the point!

I will never be not Leo-like!

Archery Pigeon

you're a weird kid

You

So I've been told

Metal Man

They're both weird kids

CBG

I may be weird, but I will never be Leo's level of weird.

You

I take no offense to that comment whatsoever

I am weird, and I am PROUD 

Archery Pigeon

yes. you. are.

CBG

Leo, why is my Will calling you?

You

How should I know what your boyfriend wants from me? 

Archery Pigeon

Tony mentioned that you showed him a picture of your boyfriend.

CBG

On accident!

Archery Pigeon

I want to see a picture of your boyfriend too!

CBG

No, you don't need to

You

Gimme one sec

CBG

Leo, don't you dare!

You

Aren't they cute together!?!

Archery Pigeon

OMG, YES!!!

Metal Man

They are soooo cute!

CBG

Leooooooooooo

HOW DID YOU THOSE PHOTOS?!?

You

I have my ways. . .

OH JEEZ!

Archery Pigeon

What?

You

I just got a papercut on my earrrrrrr

Metal Man

How does one manage to get a papercut on their ear?

You

Well, all you gotta do is make a plot with your uncle's boyfriend to steal your uncle's phone, then you gotta run off and steal his phone yourself, then you gotta wait about thirty minutes, then your uncle's boyfriend has to throw a paper airplane that says 'what did you find?' through your window which has to skim your ear enough to give you a papercut.

Archery Pigeon

. . .

Metal Man

that was very specific

Archery Pigeon

Who's your uncle?

CBG

Me

You

Okay, guys, I really need to go now, Will's getting angry soooo bye!

Archery Pigeon

Yeah, I gotta go too, bye

CBG

Me too, goodbye

*:･ﾟ✧ ~⭐️~✧ﾟ･: *

  Will was banging on the door of the Hephaestus cabin.

  "Yeah, yeah, I'm coming," I shouted.

  I got off my bed and went to the door.

  "So, what'd you find out?" Will asked me when I opened the door.

  "Pretty much, 'STRANGER DANGER' is good, and he isn't dangerous, and Nico met him through a wrong number text," I said.

  "Of course that how Nico met him," Will sighed. "I'm going to go talk to him about internet safety, see you later Leo," he said closing the door to my cabin.

  I rolled my eyes. Well, Nico's going to be in for a treat. I thought. 

A/N:

  Aaaaand CUT! That's a scene people! I hope you liked the chapter!

Thanks for reading,

-Sundew ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔ