A/N:

  Hi! I decided to post another one-shot because. . . I'm bored.

  This is gonna be another lyric prank video 'cause why not.

  I'm using the song 'lost' from 'The Lightning Theif, the Percy Jackson musical'.

  And this song exists in this AU, but it's not from the Percy Jackson musical, it's just a random song because. . . idk, I want it to be that way.

https://youtu.be/-E-gaBglKDA

  Sooooo. . . enjoy?

🔥Leo's POV:

  I was sitting in my room, trying to think of a good song to lyric prank the group chat with because I'm bored out of my mind.

  I was listing a bunch of my favorite songs in my head when it came to me. I smiled and pulled out my phone.

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Leo's Private chat with Nico and Will
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You

Hey guys, do you wanna lyric prank the weird nicknames chat?

CGB

Sure, why not

It was pretty funny to see them freak out last time

Well Shoelace

YES!!!!

CGB

What song do you have in mind

You

'Lost' by (insert clever band name here)

Well Shoelace

Oooooh, yes

CGB

Oh yeah, this will be fun

You

Yep!

Let's do it

Well Shoelace

Hehehe

We're being so evil

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The weird nicknames chat
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You

Guys, we just exploded a bus!

sTeEb

YOU WHAT

CGB

Yep

You

that was being attacked by demon triplet math teachers.

Metal Man

Huh? Are you okay?

Archery Pigeon

You exploded a bus!?!?!?

CGB

Oh yeah

sTeEb

Was anyone hurt?

Are you hurt?

You

Is the whole trip going to be like this?

Archery Pigeon

What trip?

CGB

I hope so!

Pete the Cat

fdjgeiugivbrovris

Metal Man

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HOPE SO? YOU EXPLODED A BUS!

CGB

Hades is sending his monsters after us

We're doing something right

sTeEb

Why is someone sending monsters after you?!?

Well Shoelace

All our food was in there!

All our clothes were in there!

ALL OUR FOOD WAS IN THERE!

Metal Man

What?

Where are you?

You

Sit tight

Metal Man

SIT TIGHT?

 YOU BLEW UP A BUS AND YOU'RE TELLING ME TO SIT TIGHT?

WHERE ARE YOU?

CGB

Look, I made an itinerary for any adversary

Drawn from the quests of heroes past

It's right here in my pocket

Archery Pigeon

huh?

You

It's where in your pocket?

CGB

Oops. It got busted in the blast

sTeEb

What did the paper say?

You

What did it say?

sTeEb

I just said that!

CGB

Take that bus to Los Angeles

Metal Man

Why Los Angeles?

You

We're not on the bus

CGB

I know

Well Shoelace

To Los Angeles

You

We blew up the bus

Metal Man

That's been implied

CGB

I know!

Well Shoelace

To Los Angeles

You

So what are we supposed to do?

sTeEb

Well, you can start by telling us where you are

CGB

Wait for another bus?

Archery Pigeon

That is a terrible idea

You

What if we blow up that one too?

Pete the Cat

Where are you?

Well Shoelace

We're lost in the woods somewhere in New Jersey and we're never gonna make it to LA

sTeEb

Why are you in New Jersey?

Archery Pigeon

Better question: how did you get to New Jersey?

You

We're lost

Well Shoelace

And it's cold

CGB

And it won't stop raining

Pete the Cat

That's rough buddy

sTeEb

Oh dear, where in New Jersey are you?

You

Let's just go

Well Shoelace

No, not that way!

CGB

No backup plan

Well Shoelace

No food

Metal Man

Where. In. New. Jersey. Are. You.

You

No phone

Pete the Cat

But you're texting???

Well Shoelace

No adult supervision

sTeEb

Oh no!!!

CGB

We're lost in the woods

Archery Pigeon

Which woods?

You

And we'll never leave New Jersey If none of us are making a decision!

Well Shoelace

It's not safe to stay out here in the open when monsters are hoping to eat us alive

Metal Man

What?!?

sTeEb

Get out of the open!

Archery Pigeon

WHICH WOODS?

Pete the Cat

Are there certain monsters that like different weather? Like in pokemon go? Are there rainy weather monsters?

You

How do they know where we are when we don't even know? How are we gonna survive?

sTeEb

Stay calm, don't panic

CGB

It's your smell.

Pete the Cat

Oof

need some aloe for that burn?

You

I don't smell.

Well Shoelace

Dude, like listen, please Half-bloods to monsters smell like Mickey D's

Archery Pigeon

Since when do you say dude?

You

We smell?

Well Shoelace

like tacos or take-out Vietnamese

Metal Man

Oh god

CGB

So hopefully they just ate

You

Fantastic gang, well I don't wanna die in the garden state!

Archery Pigeon

I feel so bad for laughing

sTeEb

Can you tell us the last recognizable thing you saw?

CGB

We're lost in the woods somewhere in New Jersey and we're never gonna make it to LA

Metal Man

You've said that twice now

You

We're lost and it's dark

Pete the Cat

But New Jersey and New York are in the same time one and it's 3 PM

Well Shoelace

And I think that something's moving! And I think it's coming this way!

sTeEb

Stay calm

CGB

Is it a monster?

Well Shoelace

It's a squirrel!

You

. . .

Dude, are you talking to a squirrel?

Metal Man

What?

Archery Pigeon

Who?

Well Shoelace

Satyr powers. Be nice. This squirrel knows every corner of the woods. Maybe he can help us.

Pete the Cat

You're not a Satyr?

Metal Man

you're asking a squirrel for help when you're literally texting superheroes!?!

You

Really? Cause I think that seems kinda... nuts.

Archery Pigeon

Pfft-

Well Shoelace

You hurt his feelings. Tell the squirrel you're sorry.

Pete the Cat

Uhh. . .

You

 I am not saying sorry to a squirrel.

CGB

He's very sorry. Tell the squirrel you're sorry, Percy

sTeEb

That's Leo, not Percy

You

Okay, okay, I am sorry.

. . .

What's he saying?

Well Shoelace

He says he knows where we are!

Pete the Cat

WILL! YOU CAN TALK TO ANIMALS?

You

Where are we?

Well Shoelace

He says we're lost in the woods somewhere in New Jersey and we're never gonna make it to LA

Metal Man

Wow, helpful squirrel

You

I think the gods are trying to tell me they hate me.

CGB

I'm getting that too

Archery Pigeon

Why do they hate you now?

You

Hungry monsters on the ground.

CGB

Angry gods are in the sky

sTeEb

Please tell us which woods you are lost in

Well Shoelace

No safe places to be found

Pete the Cat

I hate it when that happens

You

Wanna run

Well Shoelace

Wanna cry

Metal Man

Okay, calm down

You

Can't go back to any home

CGB

Camp is way too far away

Well Shoelace

Can't protect my only friends

Pete the Cat

But I thought I was your friend too!

You

No place to go

CGB

No place to say

Archery Pigeon

Oh my god, Steve looks like he's having a panic attack

CGB

We're lost in the world and the world is freaking awful!

Pete the Cat

Mood

You

 And we're never gonna make it to LA!

Well Shoelace

We're lost

Metal Man

You've said that at least three times now

CGB

We're just kids

Archery Pigeon

FINALLY, YOU REALIZE!

You

We're alone

sTeEb

Well, you won't be if you tell us what woods you're in

Well Shoelace

This is impossible!

Pete the Cat

What's impossible?

CGB

Who put the fate of the world in the hands of three unprepared scared half-bloods? It's crazy!

Metal Man

Okay, first of all: Yes, it is crazy!

Second of all: WHY DO YOU HAVE THE FATE OF THE WORLD IN YOUR HANDS!?!

CGB

So pick a direction

sTeEb

No! Stay where you are!

Well Shoelace

It's your quest!

You

A direction?

CGB

We trust you!

Well Shoelace

A direction!

You

A direction?

CGB

A direction! Whatever you decide!

Metal Man

What are you talking about?

You

Whatever I decide

Well Shoelace

Whatever, dude, decide

Archery Pigeon

Once again, since when do you say dude?

You

There! I have a good feeling about there.

sTeEb

Stay where you are!!!

CGB

Children, come inside!

Pete the Cat

What 😃

Metal Man

Huh?

Pete the Cat

 Anyone notice they're rhyming?

Archery Pigeon

. . .You're right

Also, Steve's face has now turned sickly pale.

sTeEb

PLEASE TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE

You

Lol, we're at camp

Pete the Cat

But you said you were in new jersey

CGB

*Link to the song*

Metal Man

I-

Archery Pigeon

Oh, lol

Pete the Cat

Oooooh, that is such a good lyric prank song! I'm totally doing this to Thor and Loki. . . although Thor doesn't really know how to use a phone, so I'll have to teach him first

But this is great!

sTeEb

. . .

Archery Pigeon

Oh no, Steve's about to go into his 'patriotic lecture mode'

Pete the Cat

Oh no

I'm out

You

Eek!

Bye!

CGB

Yep, see you

Well Shoelace

Bye!

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A/N:

Soooo. . . thanks for reading?

I hope you liked the chapter! (Even though it was weird and random, and the book is technically finished.)

Also, I forgot to tell you guys, I just published the sequel, it's called "The Plane Crash (sequel to Wrong Number Kid)"  

Welp, bye,

-Sundew ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔ