Eat food, drink water, and sleep for 5+ hours today- there is no threat, this is mainly directed to P h r o g<3 we love you P h r o g<3 you're my second favorite Discord child (Get away from me is #1- get away from me supremacy🛐🛐)

"Gon, Killua, you'll never guess what happened!" Leorio shouted, running into the room. Learn some volume control god damn.

"Just tell us already old man." Killua replied, more focused on video games.

"Kurapika called me back!"

Killua dropped his switch.

Kalluto fell off the ceiling.

Gon yeeted his fishing pole out the window.

Dave tossed a watermelon at a random pedestrian.

Jinx burned down the nearest hospital.

I murdered 17 families.

W h a t. He called someone back!? When did he learn how to do that?!

"I didn't know he knew how to do that." Gon stated, just as shocked as the rest of us.

"What did he say?" Killua questioned. Yes, was there even an apology for taking eighteen days to call us back?

"He said he wants to meet up!" Leorio replied. Hmmm, five dollars Leorio has a crush on Kurapika.

"Wait, didn't the Phantom troupe kill Kurapika's family?" Kalluto asked. Ehhh, that's not important.

"Yeah." Layoreo- Leorio replied.

"So he'd probably be upset that we joined the troupe, right?"

"You joined the Phantom troupe!?"

"Oh yeah, we may have forgotten to tell you about that..." Gon said.

😃Once they meet up with Kurapika because the author is an 👹idiot👹 who doesn't have any ideas😃

"I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was! To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause! I will travel across the land, searching far and wide! Teach Pokémon to understand, the power that's inside!
Pokémon! Gotta catch 'em all It's you and me
I know it's my destiny! Pokémon, oh, you're my best friend! In a world we must defend! Pokémon, gotta catch 'em all! A heart so true, our courage will pull us through! You teach me and I'll teach you! Ooh, ooh! Pokémon! Gotta catch 'em all! Gotta catch 'em all! Yeah!"

"I wanna be the very best, like no one eve-"

"Gon, can you please stop singing the fucking Pokémon theme song?" Kurapika asked. Passive aggressive much?

"Okay!" Gon replied.

"..."

"..."

"Is it over?" Leorio asked.

"I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was! To catch them is my real test, to train them-" Killua sang.

"Killua, I'm going to have to ask you to stop singing now." Kurapika said, eyes now red. Haha, we're in danger. It was only one hour of the Pokémon theme song... Never mind, Kurapika has every right. We deserve this.

...

Wait a second-

I didn't do anything!

Imagine having to run from Kurapika. They deserve this. Losers.

Hmm, what to do while they're dying..

And then I made a Discord groupchat for no reason!

(Very aware that it's not gonna look exactly like Discord because I'm ✨lazy✨ and I ✨couldn't be bothered to try✨)

Welcome to 🛐W o r s h i p  J i n x🛐
This is your brand new, shiny server

Good to see you, Shalnark.
Glad you're here, Hisoka.
Never mind, we are not glad you're here, Hisoka.
A wild Feitan appeared.
Chrollo just landed.
Pakunoda is here.
Machi just showed up!
Welcome Uvogin. Say hi!

A wild Feitan appeared<—
Y/n
Ah yes, Feitan the Pokémon

Shalnark
Feitan I choose you!

Chrollo
😐😐😑😐😐😑😐😐

Y/n
I can sense the ✨disappointment✨

Machi
Was there a reason for this chat?

Y/n
Even more ✨disappointment✨

Machi
😐😐😐😐

Y/n
At this point ima just-

Y/n has changed their name

Disappointment
Y a y 🥲

Shalnark
Very self aware :)

Disappointment
Ouch

Was there a reason for this chat?<—
Disappointment
Yes actually😔

Machi
😐😐😐😐

Pakunoda
Really??

Disappointment
I need to tell y'all something 😔😔

Chrollo
You couldn't tell us in the other chat? 😐

Disappointment
I-

Shalnark
???

Disappointment
I-I'm

Shalnark
No-

Disappointment
I-I-I'm

Shalnark
They've been infected with the Y/n disease

Shalnark
The first stage: stuttering

Shalnark
Next stage will be: Orbs 😭

Disappointment
I-I'm

Machi
😐😐😐😐

Disappointment
I-I-I'm gay😔😔

Machi
😐😐😐😐

Shalnark
R.I.P. Y/n- when you die you won't be
missed

Disappointment
O u c h

Disappointment
Deserved but still o u c h

—>I-I-I'm gay😔😔
Hisoka
We're aware~

—>Never mind, we are not glad you're here, Hisoka.
Feitan
lol

Shalnark
Incase anyone wanted to know Machi is
staring at her phone in disappointment-

Disappointment
Lol

Machi
😐😐😐😐

Phinks just landed
Disappointment has changed Phinks' name

Gay
...I'm never going to get rid of the name am
I?

Disappointment
You can't escape the gay :)💅✨🏳️‍🌈

Gay
🏳️‍🌈💅✨

Disappointment
Y e s

Disappointment
Embrace the ✨🏳️‍🌈gay🏳️‍🌈✨

Gay
I hate myself

Gay
😗Be🏳️‍🌈gay💅do🤞crimes🔥

Disappointment
😩Be💅trans🏳️‍⚧️throw🪑hands👊

Gay
🙄Be🏳️‍🌈queer🔥instill🤪fear👹

Disappointment
💋Be🫡Bi😜go😏for🫰the💥eye👀

Gay
🥵Be🔫ace🖕punch😒face😫

Machi
😐😐😐😐

Franklin just showed up!
Good to see you, Bonolenov.

Franklin
Why is Machi staring at her phone in disappointment?

Shalnark
Y/n

Gay
Y/n

Pakunoda
Y/n

Hisoka
Y/n~

Disappointment
Me lol

Feitan
y/n

Chrollo
Y/n

Uvogin
Y/n

Machi
😐😐😐😐

Glad you're here, Nobunaga.

Nobunaga
Why did we need a discord server?

Disappointment
Why not lol

Shalnark
Discord🛐🛐🛐🛐

Disappointment
Yuhhhhh

Disappointment
👀You wanna know what would make this
server better?👀

Chrollo
Not really

Disappointment
🛐S h i z u k u🛐

Shalnark
S I M P📷📸📸📸

Disappointment has changed Shalnark's name

Spoiled👁iPad👁kid
🥲

Uvogin
Deserved

Shizuku is here.
Disappointment has changed Shizuku's name

Goddess
When did we get a new chat?

Disappointment
I created it a couple minutes ago🛐🛐

Goddess
Okay:D

Disappointment
The chat seems kinda boring...

Chrollo
Oh god no-

A wild Kurapika appeared!
Gon just landed.
Welcome Killua. Say hi!
Leorio just showed up!
Disappointment has changed 2 names.

Pikachu
Seriously 😐

Layoreo
What's with the chat-

Killua
Oh- oh shit 🍿

Gon
D r a m a? 🍿🥤

Disappointment
Of course:)

Chrollo
I know Gon and Killua but who are the
others?

Disappointment
I'm going to die for this 😩

Pikachu
Y/n.

Gon
R.I.P.

Killua
👀🍿🥤

Machi
😐😐😐😐

Uvogin
What's going on??

Pikachu
How are you alive-

Disappointment
Ima just-

Disappointment has changed Pikachu's name

Pikachu🔴-🔴
Y/n care to explain?

Uvogin
Chain user?

Disappointment
Kurapika this is the troupe
Troupe this is Chrollo's crush

Chrollo
I- 😐😑😐

Pikachu🔴-🔴 has left the server

Disappointment
O u c h

Disappointment
Eh- I'll force him back on later

Gon
Damn I wanted more chaos :(

Disappointment
Mk

Everyone welcome Gay_Bot!

Gay
Sounds kinda 🏳️‍🌈gay🏳️‍🌈

Killua
Lol

Gay_Bot
Haha soo funny, N O T now fuck off

Nobunaga
Lmao🤣😂🤣

Gay_Bot
Licking mum's ashes off 😂😂😂

Spoiled👁iPad👁kid
Wait-

Spoiled👁iPad👁kid
owohelp

Gay_Bot
You can send owohelp [command name] to
get help on a specific command!
Config
Trigger, customTriggers, cbt, prefix, showConfig, setWelcome, setMessage, setRole
Currency
balance, beg, deposit, withdraw, gamble, rob, transfer
Moderation
Ban, baninfo, kick, purge, mute
Fun
coinflip, 8ball, gay, pp, virgin, waifu, say
Image
avatar, cat, cuddle, dog, hug, kill, kiss

Spoiled👁iPad👁kid
owobeg

Gay_Bot
Spoiled👁iPad👁kid got 357 Homo Coins
from begging!

Pakunoda
...Shalnark did you really just beg to a robot?

(Bruh the author would never beg to Gay_Bot- the author ain't a whore... haha- trust me-)

Spoiled👁iPad👁kid
...

Spoiled👁iPad👁kid
No

Gay_Bot
Yes

Spoiled👁iPad👁kid
I can explain-

Chrollo
owobeg

Gay_Bot
Chrollo got 368 Homo Coins from begging!

Hisoka
Oh?~

Machi
😐😐😐😐

Chrollo
oworob Spoiled👁iPad👁kid

Gay_Bot
Chrollo just robbed 237 from
Spoiled👁iPad👁kid

Feitan
...boss

Pakunoda
I- no

Machi
😐😐😐😐

Hisoka
owobeg ~

Gay_Bot
Hisoka got 337 Homo Coins from begging!

Spoiled👁iPad👁kid
Fucking whore-

Spoiled👁iPad👁kid has changed Hisoka's name

Whoresoka
owobeg ~

Gay_Bot
Whoresoka got 74 Homo Coins from begging!

Nobunaga
Who tf says- that thing

Disappointment
What thing-

Nobunaga
owo

Gay_Bot
uwu you furry cunt

Gon
uwu

Gay_Bot
owo you furry cunt

Killua
...

Killua
What can I do with Homo Coins?

Disappointment
They're named Homo Coins- do you need any other reason to want them??

Killua
owobeg

Gay_Bot
Killua got 182 Homo Coins from begging!

Machi
😐😐😐😐

Disappointment
You haven't blinked in awhile- are you ok-

Machi
😐😐😐😐

Disappointment
Okay 👍

Disappointment
Anyways-

Disappointment
owobeg

Gay_Bot
Disappointment got 360 Homo Coins from begging!

Pakunoda
Do any of you have any shame-

Spoiled👁iPad👁kid
Nah we're all whores-

Whoresoka
owobeg

Gay_Bot
Whoresoka got 145 Homo Coins from begging!

Chrollo
owobeg

Gay_Bot
Chrollo got 65 Homo Coins from begging!

Spoiled👁iPad👁kid
owobeg

Gay_Bot
Spoiled👁iPad👁kid got 226 Homo Coins from begging!

Killua
owobeg

Gay_Bot
Killua got 155 Homo Coins from begging!

Gon
owobeg

Gay_Bot
Gon got 45 Homo Coins from begging!

Disappointment
owobeg

Gay_Bot
Disappointment got 419 Homo Coins from begging!

Gay
I would never beg to a robot- a literal robot

Pakunoda
For once I agree with Gay

Pakunoda
I mean Phinks

Gay
🥲💅✨

Feitan
boss...

Disappointment
HmmmMmmmm

Disappointment
The person with the least amount of Homo Coins in 12 hours has to wear a maid dress

Disappointment
And the person with the most Homo Coins
gets to choose who else has to wear a maid dress

Machi
owobeg

Gay_Bot
Machi got 81 Homo Coins from begging!

Disappointment
W o w👁👄👁

Word count: 1650

Fun Facts:

• Yes I know that Kortopi wasn't in the chat- Kortopi gives of social anxiety vibes tho, so I didn't add him :) oh yeah next chapter is just gonna be Gay_Bot related because Gay_Bot is hilarious

• Machi really does not want to have to wear a maid dress- (Machi does want to force someone into wearing a maid dress tho)

• Feitan just being hella concerned for Chrollo- lol

Also

AJ YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH- EAT FOOD, DRINK SOME FUCKING WATER, AND FUCKING SLEEP YOU FUCKING WHORE

Oh yeah, the rest of you should try to take care of yourselves ☺️💞 Jinx is proud of all of you