Eat food, drink water, and get 5+ hours of sleep today or Barney the dinosaur will haunt your dreams

✨F a t h e r✨

Daddy
A- why is my name like this

Daddy
B- can you revive the dead?

Disappointment is now online

Disappointment
A-Why is my name like this🤨🤨

Disappointment
B- Y e s🦟🦗🦟🦗

Daddy
A- It's accurate

Daddy
B- What the fuck are those emojis

Disappointment
A-Ouch

Disappointment
B-✨Dancing✨ 🦟🦗🦟🦗

Daddy has changed their name to Dad

Dad
Could you revive one of the troupe members?

Disappointment
Which one??

Dad
Uvogin

Dad
...

Dad
Which one wouldn't you revive?

Disappointment
Hisoka -_-

Dad
Fair

Disappointment
Anywhore- I have revived a bitch

Dad
I see 👁👄👁

Disappointment
Not the emojis 🤣😂

Dad
Apparently some girl or really cute guy
with chains killed him

Disappointment
Are you simping 🤨🤨

Dad
That's what Uvo said 😐

Disappointment
Sureeee

Dad
😐😐😐😐😐

Disappointment
I'll be back with information on your crush

Dad
This is why your name is disappointment

Disappointment
Ouch 🥲

Disappointment is now offline

Chocolate child

Bitch is now online

Bitch
Yo is Pikachu a girl or a boy??

Gon simp is now online

Gon simp
They're obviously a-

Gon simp
Give me a second

Gon simp is now offline

——Killua's POV——

🛐🛐Gon🛐🛐

Killua is now online

Killua
Is Kurapika a girl or a boy?

Gon is now online

Gon
Idk- I'll ask Leorio

Gon is now offline

——Gon's POV——

Layoreo

Gon is now online

Gon
Is Kurapika a girl or a boy?

Leorio is now online

Leorio
A boy

Leorio
Why are you asking-

Gon
Thanks 😊

Gon is now offline

🤍Killua🤍

Gon is now online

Gon
He's a boy :)

Killua
Kk

Killua is now offline

Killua's POV

Chaotic parent

Gon simp is now online

Gon simp
He's a boy idiot

Bitch
Stfu simp

Y/n is now offline

Y/n's POV

✨F a t h e r✨

Disappointment is now online

Disappointment
He's a boy

Dad
I don't care

Dad is now offline

Chrollo's POV

"He's a boy."

"He's a boy!?"

Y/n's POV

The next few days were pretty boring, watching videos of people getting glitter bombed, planning world domination, meeting Layoreo, microwaving children, and making money, all the ways we got money were very legal, we did not rob that one bank that's directly in between the Wendy's and Hot topic and then get lunch and go clothes shopping with the money we stole, that is not what we did. Everything we did was legal.

I wonder... is there a law saying you can't take over the world? Like I know that we're breaking multiple laws, like murder and shit, but is there a law that specifically says that you can't take over the world?

Back to actually doing things though.

"... So, you're telling me, that you want to follow two phantom troupe members because you got bored?" I asked.

"Mhm." Killua and Gon replied, nodding their heads.

"That's an amazing idea!"

"That's what we said, but Kalluto told us that it was a bad idea!" Killua complained.

"It has so many red flags-" Kalluto said, well attempted to say.

"Red is a pretty color." We cut him off, leaving the house. Time to act like Hisoka and stalk some people, the only difference is that we're not stalking children. Hisoka has called dibs on being the pedophile, everyone else has to be normal.

Anyways, we're following these losers now. Kalluto decided not to join us, apparently eating ice cream was more important than making poor life decisions.

And because we are complete idiots we got caught and kidnapped. The look of pure disappointment in Machi's face was amazing.

Then I got distracted by rating how hot each troupe member was, as you do.

Old man decided to challenge Gon to an arm wrestling match, because that's obviously fair. A twelve year old child vs an adult that happens to be a mass murder. Very fair.

"...Y/n says no." Gon replied, shaking his head. But I didn't say anything-

"What?" Nobunaga asked. I didn't say shit though?

"Y/n says to challenge you to Mario cart" Gon stated, grabbing a switch out of nowhere.

"They aren't even taking-" Nobunaga said, man is confused as fuck.

"Y/n says you're a bitch who sucks at Mario cart." Gon replied. He probably does suck at Mario cart though.

"I am not!" Liar.

"Y/n says your a liar." At least I actually thought it that time.

"I'll destroy you in Mario cart!" Nobunaga stated, also grabbing a switch out of nowhere.

He in fact did not destroy Gon in Mario cart. He lost terribly. I honestly feel bad for him.

Nobunaga was currently crying in the corner. I have taught my children well. We must make everyone cry in corners.

"So, anyone want to play Uno?" Shalnark asked.

"I will!" Gon shouted. I'm never playing Uno with Gon. Not after last time.

Traumatic flashback

+4

+2

+2

+4

+2

+2

"Draw 16 Y/n!"

Flashback end

I had to draw sixteen! Sixteen fucking cards! This is why Gon is the second favorite and not the favorite.

Shalnark, Machi, Uvogin, Paku, Hisoka and Killua however, did not know better. They are now trapped, they will regret ever playing cards with Gon. At this point I don't think that Hisoka could beat Gon at Uno. And Hisoka is literally a god at anything card related!

Not even a minute later

"You can't stack a draw 2 card on top of a draw 4!" Shalnark complained. Bruh, you can't just change the rules.

"You're only saying that because you don't want to draw 6!" Gon shouted back.

"It's literally in the rules!" Shalnark yelled. Bitch-

"What rules are to following!?" Gon yelled back. At this point I think Uno could destroy more families than Monopoly.

"Fucking look at this!" Shalnark shouted, grabbing his phone.

"They don't know how to play Uno!"

"They literally are Uno! How could Uno not know how to play Uno!?" Shalnark yelled.

"Everyone here agrees that you can stack draw 2s in draw 4s!" Gon yelled. Who the fuck doesn't stack draw 2s and draw 4s?
(The authors family🥲- they tell me that I'm not allowed to stack them 😭😭)

"It's always been that way~ stacking draw 2s is just part of the game~" Hisoka stated.

"See!? Hisoka agrees, and he's known for cards!" Gon shouted.

"I quit!" Shalnark yelled, dropping his cards.

"That's right, fucking leave! You don't even know how to play Uno!" Gon yelled back. This is a time where it was appropriate to curse. Bitch can't even play Uno.

"Anyways, it's your turn Killua." Gon said, completely changing his attitude.

About 6 minutes later

Killua currently has about 28 cards. Machi and Paku decided to leave the game. Uvogin had started crying in the corner with Nobunaga and Shalnark. Hisoka had three cards and Gon had four.

Or in other words, I'm 100% sure that both Gon and Hisoka are cheating.

Gon played a +4.

Hisoka put a +4 on top of it.

Killua put a +2 on top of those.

Gon played another +4.

Hisoka played a +2.

Killua, poor poor Killua, drew 16. I know what that's like. Nobody deserves that.

"Uno~" Hisoka said.

Killua played a normal card, with absolutely no hope to win he just wants to make sure Hisoka loses. A very respectable decision.

"Uno." Gon stated, placing down a reverse.

Killua skipped Hisoka's turn, allowing Gon to play down his last card. (Very intense Uno game-)

"I win!" Gon shouted. Great job on beating Hisoka. I'm still never playing Uno with you.

The whole troupe was celebrating due to someone finally beating Hisoka at cards. That's how special this day was. The troupe is now praising Gon as a god, so that's a thing now.

"Good job~" Hisoka praised.

"We all know you're crying inside, there's an empty corner of there." Gon replied.

"..."

"..."

"Y/n you're child's bullying me~" Hisoka complained. Good, you deserve it.

"Wait a second, you're the Cool kid person!" Nobunaga shouted. Finally, someone figured it out!

"Yes, I'm blessing you with my presence." I replied.

"We have to go." Machi stated.

"Oo, where are you going?" Gon asked.

"The auction." Machi replied.

And then we forced them to let us go with them. We must cause chaos.

Word count: 1544

Fun Facts:

• So I really want a essay on why nobody out pizzas the Hut- so if one of y'all wants to just type that in the comments😗

• Uvogin is no long dead yay- also if y'all say that you can't stack draw 2s and draw 4s on top of each other than you can leave. Uno doesn't know how to play Uno.

• This is for QuoteTheSeyvnth 
Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination
And when he's tall
He's what we call a dinosaur sensation
Barney's friends are big and small
They come from lots of places
After school they meet to play
And sing with happy faces
Barney shows us lots of things
Like how to play pretend
ABC's, and 123's
And how to be a friend
Barney comes to play with us
Whenever we may need him
Barney can be your friend too
If you just make-believe him!

Your welcome :)