Eat food, drink water, and sleep for 5+ hours today or- or- FUCK- I'll come up with threat ideas later

"Hello chaos child." Jinx greeted, appearing on the bed next to me. At this point having him randomly appear is normal.

"What's with the name?" I asked. What country should we take over first...

"It's accurate, you're literally planning world domination right now." Jinx replied, jumping onto the table, obviously knocking the vase onto the floor.

"We can't take over anywhere in the Republic of Padokea, the Zoldyks would be annoying to deal with."

"Have you thought about taking over Yorknew after the auction?" Jinx asked, also looking at the map.

It's not a bad start... "Alright, but what do we do after that?" I asked. It should be easy enough after the Troupe causes chaos.

"That's your problem, I'm going to take a nap." Jinx replied, knocking a glass of water off the table on his way to the bed. Oh well, I guess it's a sign to drink an energy drink instead.

I guess we're starting in the Yorbian Continent then. First Yorknew then the United States of Saherta, an we'll go from there.

Mentally stable children

Y/n is now online
2 people are now online

Y/n
Alright- thoughts on taking over Yorknew
first?

Killua
I'm down

Gon
Sounds good can you have Jinx help me with the army though?

Y/n
Sure

Y/n
The mafia should be chaos after the auction so they will probably take the first chance for power they find

Gon
So we're getting the mafia on our side?

Y/n
Yup

Killua
So Yorbian continent is first??

Y/n
Exactly

Killua
I'll see where we will build the castle then

Killua is now offline

Gon
I'll figure out what animals live there

Gon
Bye Y/n!

Y/n
Bye!

2 people are now offline

Kalluto
What have I gotten myself into-

Kalluto
At this point I miss Kikyo 🥲

Kalluto is now offline
Y/n is now online

Y/n
Ignore him this is normal

Y/n
He's re-experience the stages of grief

Y/n is now offline

Now to figure out how the actual fuck I'm going to do this.

About 50 seconds later

How the fuck do governments work!?

...

Hot people

Cool kid is now online

Cool kid
I'm trying to take over the world so how
would the government thing work???

8 people are now online

Mom
I'm sorry- W h a t

Mother
God fucking damnit

Feitan
cool

Shalnark
Ooo can I help

Hisoka
Interesting~

Illumi
I'm not going to question this

Gay
Why tf is everyone so chill

Mom
Exactly- I get that it's Y/n but world domination???

Dad
You'd probably just rule, and whoever helps you will rule separate countries and cities

Cool kid
Oh kk

Cool kid
I'll add you to the groupchat Shal

Shalnark
Noice I can do something in my free time

Cool kid
You mean every second of every day 💀

Shalnark
Hey!

Shalnark
Sometimes Chrollo makes me commit mass murder!

Cool kid
Bruhhhhh

Cool kid
You're a loser

Shalnark
Ik😔✊

Cool kid
L

Mom
Why is nobody concerned

Mother
It's Y/n 😐

Mom
Fair

Cool kid
Bye-

Cool kid is now offline

Dad
I'll be regretting my life decisions if you need me

Dad is now offline

"What chaos are you creating now?" Jinx asked, now done with his nap.

"Well this time it's the reader's decision." I replied, majority vote, and decision maker has said so.

"No. You can't betray me like this." Jinx said, backing into the corner. I'm (not) sorry.

"I'm not going into a human form." It's not a choice Jinx. The readers need it.

"If you get simps more people will join you're cult." I stated.

Catboy Jinx!

Catboy Jinx!

Catboy Jinx!

Catboy Jinx!

Catboy Jinx!

Catboy Jinx!

"I hate humans."

"Happy?"

"We both know I'm incapable of feeling that emotion."

"I can't believe you made me do this. Have you seen Wattpad readers once they start simping?" Jinx asked, sitting down on the bed.

*Flashbacks to chapter 3: Chrollo's picture*

"It'll be fineeeeee." I replied, sitting on the table with my candy.

"I can have chocolate so hand that over." Jinx... a literal god... would die if he ate chocolate?

"I was still a cat." Jinx stated, devouring the chocolate like a certain white-haired child we know.

Damn Killua and Jinx have a lot in common, the whole cat thing, loving chocolate, disliking Whoresoka, causing chaos, being mass murderers, somehow related to Illumi. Wow.

"I'm still better than the child." Jinx informed, offended that I would compare him to a human.

"Obviously." I replied, grabbing more chocolate for Jinx. Man he acts so much like a cat.

"I am a cat, I just murdered god and then became a god." Jinx said. Sounds about right. I can imagine it.

Today on Heaven news:

A black cat who recently entered heaven decided to "Enter his villain arc" and fight God.

Not only is the cat fighting God, he is in fact winning. Nobody knows how as the cat seems to have absolutely no weapons besides sarcasm and his claws.

Apparently the cat was originally sent to hell for multiple crimes including, assault, theft, fraud, DUI, breaking and entering, solicitation, armed robbery, shop lifting, aggravated assault on a police officer, and more.

How does a cat, crawl out of hell, speedrun his way to heaven, and then beat up God? We will never know.

Man we need to up the security in this place...

That's all for today, see you next time on Heaven news!

"Yeah, sounds about right." Jinx stated, now completely unfazed by the being forced to be a human.

Time for phase 2.

"There's no way I'm wearing this."

🥰5 minutes later🥰

(My favorite picture-)

"This is why Illumi is the favorite." Ouch. Was it deserved? Yes. Does it still hurt? Absolutely.

"This is the readers fault, blame them." I replied.

"The readers didn't ask for me in a maid dress."

"But they wanted it."

"They're Wattpad readers, they take anything and everything."

"Fair."

After that I watched murder documentaries with Jinx, who had turned back into a cat for obvious reasons.

Jinx decided to take another nap, I wish I could sleep all day. But now I have to take over the world, for the memes.

How to procrastinate learning how to take over the world now? Yooo is that a park nearby? Im gonna yeet these children off a roof!

Shut up, I'm not mentally unstable, you're mentally unstable.

Anyways, after I tossed children off roofs I had to stop procrastinating world domination. L.

Now apparently if you google 'how to take over the world', it does not give you very helpful answers. The author will now delete this from their search history. Nobody needs to think they're actually planning on taking over the world. They're not. Trust me. This was all for fanfic purposes. The author isn't just writing fanfic so people think they're writing all the time while they're figuring out how to takeover the world. Obviously not.

Anyways, Bing was also not helpful. Very sad. Reddit it is.

God I love Reddit. Alright something about having an advantage? Would the god of chaos be considered an advantage? Yeah probably.

Well at least the author knows how to take over the world. They won't be using this information for personal purposes.

Imagine waking up one morning and just figuring out that your country was taken over by literal children.

No, imagine going into a coma and waking up two years later and the world is now run by three children and a cat.

Oh well, time to scroll mindlessly on Reddit!

Word count: 1726

Fun Facts:

• I'm not planning on taking over the world guys- you're all completely safe. There is no one behind you. :)

• Yay Catboy Jinx! You all are allowed to simp respectfully. Nothing overly sexual- he is a cat. He may be a cat that fought god with nothing but his claws and sarcasm, but he is a cat

• We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

This is Jinx's revenge for the Catboy thing. It was ✨D e s e r v e d✨