Eat food, drink water, and get 5+ hours of sleep today or (Insert threat)

"So, what do you want to do- Harou stop crying so loud!" Shuko yelled. I honestly feel bad for Harou.

Hmm, how to get them to leave before they decide to read mine and Shalnark's texts..

"Don't y'all have school tomorrow?" I asked.

And now they're all crying in the corner.

Welp, not my problem. I teleported them back to their houses. Poor Anzai will have to explain why he's wearing a maid dress.

Hmmm, what to do now.

I did not find anything to do. I simply ate candy for the next four days. Do not question my life decisions. Deciding to text murderers that talk about killing your family and kidnapping you is normal. I'm the definition of normal. Do. Not. Question.

Anyways, I decided to go outside for the first time in four days.

So bright, have I died and entered a level of hell where they try to make you think it's heaven?

Now obviously, a normal person would wait for their eyes to adjust, and then do whatever they needed to do. I however, am not a normal person. So I decided to just go back inside and live the rest of my life inside like a loser.

Hmmm, I shall text the children.

Unnamed groupchat

Y/n has created a new groupchat
Y/n has added 3 people to the groupchat
Y/n has changed the groupchat's name to The mentally stable children, which is weird because two of them were abused and forced to be assassins
3 people are now online

Killua
What's with the long ass name-

Gon
Hi Y/n!

Kalluto
Why am I still here, just to suffer

Y/n
Hullo children

Killua
Bruh

Killua has changed the groupchat's name to Mentally stable children

Y/n
Mk

Y/n
Anygays what y'all doing?

Killua
Hanging out with Gon

Kalluto
Regretting my life decisions and mining

Gon
Playing Minecraft with Kalluto and Killua

Y/n
Kalluto I think you need help

Kalluto
I'm fine 🙂

Y/n
Mhm sure

Gon
We're going to Yorknew tomorrow 😁

Y/n
Noice noice

Killua
I will bless you with my presence Ig

Y/n
🛐🛐🛐

Gon
🛐🛐🛐

Kalluto
Please kill me

Y/n
No❤️

Kalluto
🥲

Killua
Wait- how are we the mentally stable children??

Y/n
Have you nuked a country🤨🤨

Killua
Wait you know who did that-

Y/n
My other illegally adopted children

Killua
I understand how we're the mentally stable ones now

Y/n
Yuh😃

Gon
Anyways how are you doing??

Y/n
I'm fine😃

Gon
I'll pretend that I think you're actually
fine 😁

Y/n
I- okay👍

Kalluto
Mom/dad tell Killua to stop attempting to
'fix' my mineeeee

Killua
It's ugly!

Y/n
Killua stop bullying my favorite child

Y/n has deleted one message

Y/n
Killua stop bullying Kalluto**

Y/n
Sorry my finger slipped😗😗

Gon
📸📸📸

Gon
I better be a close second tho

Y/n
You are dw

Killua
Lol I'm the least favorite

Y/n
Nah Harou claimed that spot

Killua
Holy shit Harou must suck because I'm a ✨bitch✨

Y/n
Yuhhh

Y/n
🤣😂🥲🤣🤣😂

Kalluto
Laughing on the outside crying on the inside

Y/n
🥲🥲

Killua
Enough about you

Killua
Tell Gon that we can't just build wooden squares

Kalluto
Tell Killua that he can't steal all my iron

Gon
Tell Kalluto that they can't mine for 24 hours
a day every day

Y/n
I have a simple solution to all of this

Y/n
Cause ✨c h a o s✨

Kalluto
Oh god no-

Gon
KILLUA NO

Killua
Spot had to die.

Gon
My doggggggggg😭😭😭

Y/n
That might of been a little bit to far Killua-

Killua
R e v e n g e

Gon
I didn't even mean to kill snowflake😭😭

Y/n
Don't mind me🍿🍿🍿

Killua
My poor innocent cat😭

Kalluto
We all know that your cat commuted tax
fraud 🙄

Killua
Shhhh 🤫

Killua
Kalluto what are you doing

Gon
Kalluto chill

Killua
You don't need to do this

Gon
Please Kalluto

Kalluto
All for nothing at all :)

Killua
Kalluto please

Gon
You'd be killing hundreds of dogs

Y/n
Wtf be happening??

Killua
NOOOOOOOOO

Gon
It's all gone🥲

Kalluto
TNT is so pretty :)

Gon
You just bombed the whole world😭😭
😭😭😭😭

Y/n
And just like that a friendship is ✨ruined✨

Killua
All my hard work

Killua
It's all gone

Killua
Kinda like Gon's dad

Gon
You didn't-

Y/n
Don't mind us🍿🍿🍿

Kalluto
Just ignore me like my parents do🍿🍿🍿

Y/n
Yuhh🍿🍿🍿

Gon
You me, Denny's parking lot 6 pm

Gon
We gonna fight

Killua
Yes daddy 😫

Killua has deleted one message

Cool kid
😳🍿🍿🍿

Kalluto has sent a photo

Killua
No-

Gon
📸📸📸Caught in 4k

Y/n
Killua can you explain what you're doing in
this photo?

Killua
That's not me

Kalluto
That's not you?🤨🤨

Killua
Nope😗

Gon
I-

Gon
I no longer want to meet you in the Denny's parking lot...

Killua
No Gon my love-

Y/n
Simp behavior

Killua
Gon deserves a simp🛐🛐

Gon
I do💅✨

Killua
Yuhhh🛐🛐💅✨

Kalluto
Killua's been acting like that all week

Killua
S n i t c h

Killua
This is why mom doesn't love you

Y/n
🍿🍿🍿

Killua
Bitch don't act like your mom loves you

Y/n
Sir this is a Wendy's 🥲

Gon
Bruh at least y'all have parents

Y/n
Exactly why I adopted you

Kalluto
I'm the favorite tho💅✨

Y/n
Of course

Y/n
I love all of my children equally **

Y/n
Sorry my finger slipped

Gon
Anywhore- we gonna meet up in Yorknew tomorrow

Gon
When you gonna introduce us to Shalnark
and your family

Y/n
Idk Shalnark has no life (kinda like a certain author) so he could meet y'all soon

Killua
You really need to stop breaking the fourth
wall

Kalluto
Yeah we're running out of tape to fix it

Y/n
G o o d

Gon
Let's just ignore that

Kalluto
So we meeting flower boy soon

Y/n
Yuhhhh

Killua
At least he wasn't building squares

Gon
At least he wasn't stealing everyone's iron

Killua
At least he wasn't killing my cat

Gon
At least he wasn't killing my dog

Killua
At least he didn't ask questions every 5
seconds

Gon
At least he didn't obsess over building

Killua
At least he didn't randomly wander off and
die repeatedly

Gon
He did tho

Killua
Oh yeah he sucks at Minecraft-

Gon
And Fallguys-

Killua
Fr

Gon
The fact that he's a mass murderer and just
the most chill person ever tho

Killua
Ikr

Gon
You and Kalluto are the cutest mass
murderers ever tho

Killua
Le gasp

Killua
Take that back!

Y/n
Me and Kalluto in the background: 🧍🏼🍿

Killua
You all deserve to die

Y/n
Aww I used to be young and idealistic

Killua
Tf-

Y/n
And think that death is a human right

Y/n
That everyone deserved to die

Kalluto
-_-

Gon
Day 24 of being concerned for Y/n

Y/n
But now I realize that dying is very hard work

Y/n
I'm working hard everyday, trying to die :D

Kalluto
Y/n no

Y/n
Fine :(

Killua
What are y'all's opinion on world domination??

Y/n
I'm liking where this going

Kalluto
No opinion

Gon
Y e s

Killua
We have the power of Jinx on our side-

Killua
We could do ✨a n y t h i n g✨

Y/n
✨Y e s✨

Gon
✨W o r l d D o m i n a t i o n✨

Kalluto
I don't wanna doing anything tho

Y/n
Alright

Killua
So how are we gonna do this??

Gon
Killua you gotta figure out a design for our castle

Y/n
Country**

Y/n
We gotta take over a country at a time :3

Killua
Y E S

Gon
Do we have a human army or just create animal armies

Y/n
Ducks with knifes

Killua
Fish with toasters

Gon
Cats with missiles

Y/n
Raccoons with guns

Killua
Moose with bricks

Gon
Birds with anvils

Y/n
Mice with rabies

Killua
Rabbits with carrot missile launchers

Gon
Possum's with hockey pucks

Y/n
Bats with slingshots

Killua
Cows with nukes

Gon
Squirrels with acorns

Kalluto
Rock.

Y/n
Bruh imagine just entering a country and getting chased by ducks with knifes, fish with toasters, cats with missiles, raccoons with guns, moose with bricks, birds with anvils, mice with rabies, rabbits with carrot missile launchers, possums with hockey pucks, bats with slingshots, cows with nukes, squirrels with acorns, and rock

Killua
It's perfect

Gon
I shall prepare our army

Killua
I shall work on our country design

Kalluto
I shall do absolutely nothing

Y/n
I shall figure out our attack plan

Jinx has joined the groupchat

Jinx
I shall watch

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Word count: 1538

Fun Facts:

• I obviously have favorite chapters, this happens to be one of them-

• Imagine the chimera ant arc- Killua, Gon, and Y/n have taken over the world and the King is just ✨Terrified✨ of them

• But imagine if all those animals were chasing you- I'm just saying-