Eat food, Drink water, and get 5+ hours of sleep today or you won't get any of my watermelon noodle soup😫

Hot people

Cool kid is now online

Cool kid
Helllooooo

4 people are now online

Shalnark
Hullo

Cool kid
So how do y'all know Y/n????

Mom
??

Dad
Who are you?

Cool kid
Y/n's adopted child

Mom
What???

Mother
So they kidnapped you

Cool kid
I consented to the kidnapping dw

Mother
...

Mother is now offline

Cool kid
One sec-

Cool kid has added 4 people to the groupchat
4 people are now online

Cool kid
Well shit

Shuko
I was the one who was chatting with y'all

Cool kid
Oh yeah I have my phone back these are
my children

Illumi is now online

Illumi
Our children*

Illumi is now offline
Cool kid has changed 4 names

Least favorite
Hey!

Depressed bitch
True

Crying child
🥲

Uraraka
What-

Cool kid
The readers will understand

Uraraka
I'm not going to question this

Least favorite has changed 4 names

Shuko
So rude 😭😭

Harou
Crying is my job!

Mom
This is just the start to more chaos isn't it

Cool kid
Yuhhhh💅✨

Shuko
So how do you all know Y/n??

Shalnark
We added them to the chat and they just
stayed here Ig

Cool kid
You make it sound like you don't want me
here 💔

Dad
I'm not dealing with this today

Dad is now offline
Mom is now offline

Cool kid
💔💔

Shuko
Deserved

Cool kid
Top 10 reasons why you're the least
favorite

Shuko is now offline

Cool kid
Anywhore meet Shalnark

Shalnark
I didn't consent to this

Anzai
Shalnark gives off depressed gamer vibes

Urara
He's probably questioning his sexuality to

Shalnark
...

Shalnark is now offline

Cool kid
Damn- man's about to go cry in the corner

Harou
That's a great idea

Anzai
I haven't caused enough chaos :(

Cool kid
First person online becomes my favorite

Feitan is now online
Chrollo is now online
Machi is now online
3 people are now online

Cool kid
Fei🛐🛐

Shalnark kicked Feitan from the groupchat

Dad
Shalnark

Shalnark
:(

Dad has added Feitan to the groupchat
Feitan is now online

Anzai
So what do you all do with your
insignificant lives??

Shalnark
Mass murder

Urara
Nice

Dad
Y/n is starting to normalize murder 😐

Y/n
Yes💅✨

Anzai
I nuked a country once

Urara
I helped😌

Mother
Fuck

Mother
I'm starting to hear boss music

Mom
The chaos is coming

Anzai has forced everyone online
Illumi is now offline

Gay
-_-

Anzai
Does pineapple belong on pizza?

Mother
And there it is 🥲

Nobunaga
Obviously not

Shalnark
Idrc

Gay
Yes everyone else is just weak

Uvogin
Pizza is pizza

Nobunaga
Wtf do you mean??

Gay
You're just weak🙄

Nobunaga
I can and will beat you in a fight

Shalnark
Pineapple on pizza is kinda weird Ngl

Gay
You're all weak

Hisoka
You're incorrect~

Hisoka
Pineapple on pizza is terrible~

Bonolenov
Pineapple pizza isn't terrible tho

Gay
Exactly!

Nobunaga
You have inferior taste

Dad
Why do I even try?

Cool kid
Unimportant we should poison pizza and put the antidote in the crust to kill the weak people who don't eat the crust

Mother
Who doesn't eat the crust-

Shalnark
People actually eat the crust??

Gay
Not everyone is a spoiled iPad kid
Shalnark🙄

Shalnark
I'm not an iPad kid!

Feitan
Poison the pizza

Illumi is now online

Illumi
Jokes on you I don't eat the crust and I can't
be poisoned

Illumi is now offline

Cool kid
I'm 50% sure he's on a mission rn-

Anzai
Texting that was important🦄🔪

Gay
Poison pizza kill the iPad kids!

Shalnark
Poison the pineapple put on Pizza without
an antidote🙄

Gay
Pineapple pizza>Other pizza

Shalnark
Pineapple pizza is literal garbage

Gay
Says the iPad kid

Shalnark
Chrollo he's bullying meeee

Dad
Poison everything. Everyone deserves to die

Dad is now offline

Cool kid
Mood

Anzai
Mood

Shalnark
Mood

Mother is now offline
Mom is now offline

Cool kid
Anywhore are rocking chairs or reclining
chairs better???

Uvogin
Reclining

Shalnark
Reclining

Gay
Reclining

Nobunaga
Rocking

Shizuku
Hi Y/n!

Y/n
Hi Shizuku :3

Bonolenov
Rocking

Feitan
Electric

Gay
How could rocking be better

Shizuku
I remembered your name!

Y/n
That's amazing 💞

Shuko is now online

Shuko
Reclining 100%🛐🛐

Gay
Exactly!

Nobunaga
If I wanted to lay down I'd get a bed!

Uvogin
But you could have a chair and a bed in
one!

Shalnark
Exactly!

Illumi is now online

Illumi
Electric chairs to make your siblings go
zippity zap ⚡️

Illumi is now offline

Bonolenov
But rocking chairs are more fun!

Gay
CHAIRS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE FUN

Nobunaga
I DONT WANT TO SIT STILL FOR HOURS

Shalnark
THEN YOU CAN JUST LAY DOWN!

Shizuku
You're really pretty😁

Y/n
I-

Y/n
Thank you goddess 🥹

Shizuku
Yw :3

Nobunaga
IF I WANTED TO DO THAT I WOULD
JUST GO TO A BED

Shalnark
Or just lay down in the road

Shalnark
Get run over by a car

Shalnark
Our lives are insignificant anyways

Gay
BUT THEN YOU'D HAVE TO GET UP

Shuko
EXACTLY ROCKING CHAIRS ARE UNCOMFORTABLE ASF

Bonolenov
I CAN'T JUST LIE DOWN IF IM TALKING
TO SOMEONE BUT I CAN ROCK IN A ROCKING CHAIR

Shalnark
EXACTLY

Uvogin
NOBODY WANTS TO TALK TO YOU ANYWAYS

Shizuku
ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ

Shizuku
Kitty :3

Y/n
▼・ᴥ・▼ doggy <3

Shizuku
Ooo

Gay
RECLINERS ARE ACTUALLY COMFORTABLE

Bonolenov
A CHAIR IS A CHAIR

Uvogin
IF THE CHAIS FOUGHT RECLINERS WOULD WIN

Nobunaga
THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE

Shizuku
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Cool kid
ʕ •́؈•̀ ₎

Shizuku
(*^ω^*)

Cool kid
(*^▽^*)

Uvogin
IF THE CHAIRS FOUGHT THE RECLINER WOULD FUCKING WIN

Shalnark
YEAH

Anzai
Wait what type of fight??

Gay
A fist fight obviously

Anzai
Yeah the recliner would win

Harou
What are you even saying😭😭

Nobunaga
ROCKING CHAIRS LOOK COOLER

Shalnark
Okay but gaming chairs🥵🥵

Feitan
Electric chairs😩😩

Shalnark
The middle of the road😫😫

Harou
A corner to cry in😏😩🥵🥵😫

Gay
IF I TOSSED A RECLINER AT YOU IT WOULD HURT MORE THAN IF I TOSSED
A ROCKING CHAIR AT YOU

Shizuku
Do you like candy?

Cool kid
Yuhhhhh

Shizuku
It's really good 😁

Cool kid
It is😌

Cool kid
How are you doing goddess🛐🛐

Shizuku
Good :3 I like talking to you uh

Shuzuku
Y/n!

Shizuku
Yep you're Y/n!

Cool kid
Yes🥰

Nobunaga
I'LL BEAT THE ABSOLUTE SHIT OUT OF YOU WITH A ROCKING CHAIR

Gay
YOU WANT TO FUCKING GO

Dad is now online

Dad
Please do not break perfectly good chairs

Dad
Using guns would be much more efficient

Dad is now offline

Cool kid
He has stopped trying-

Cool kid
We've broken him

Urara
Okay reclining chairs win but Chocolate or vanilla ice cream??

Gay
Chocolate

Nobunaga
Chocolate

Shalnark
A mix

Uvogin
Vanilla

Anzai
Whatever's more likely to kill me

Cool kid
Pistachio because it's a terrible flavor and you'll kill yourself for liking it

(This is a joke please do not kill yourself- you must finish reading my amazing fanfic)

Anzai
I'm not suicidal enough to like pistachio

Bonolenov
Vanilla

Shizuku
I like both of them I think

Cool kid
Yeah they're both good <3

Shizuku
Okay <3

Shalnark
How could vanilla be better than chocolate??

Uvogin
Because chocolate ice cream tastes weird

Bonolenov
It just tastes better

Gay
Vanilla is literally boring asf

Bonolenov
And is chocolate just not boring??

Nobunaga
Exactly

Shalnark
Yeah you're all just basic bitches

Uvogin
You all have inferior taste buds

Gay
I'm surprised you can spell inferior🙄

Uvogin
HEY

Shalnark
Phinks-

Cool kid
Gay*

Shalnark
Gay you can barely spell💀

Gay
I CAN SPELL PERFCTLY FINE

Bonolenov
Perfectly*

Gay is now offline

Cool kid
Pfft-🤣😂🤣

Anzai
This has been fun :)

Urara
Yeah :)

Bonolenov
You're somehow more terrifying than Y/n

Shizuku
I've got to go now :(

Cool kid
Okay <3

Cool kid
Byeee (・ω・)ノ

Shizuku
Bye (^o^)/

Shizuku is now offline

Cool kid
Now-

Cool kid
RECLINERS WOULD DESTROY ROCKING CHAIRS

Nobunaga
ILL TOSS A ROCKING CHAIR AT YOUR FUCKING HEAD

Feitan
no

Nobunaga
I won't toss a rocking chair at your head

Cool kid
Are you all that terrified of him-

Cool kid
He is terrifying but y'all are mass murderers 💀

4 people are now offline

Anzai
Lmao🤣😂😂

Feitan
cowards

Anzai
Whoever you are your amazing🛐🛐

Feitan
i know

Cool kid
Yuhhhh

Shuko
So is no one questioning Illumi and the
zippity zap message??

Cool kid
Oo Illumi should make you go zippity zap

Shuko is now offline

Harou
I-

Harou
I'm starting to think that Illumi be abusive
tho

Illumi is now online

Illumi
Whoever told you that lied

Illumi
I only make my siblings go zippity zap so it's fine

Illumi
It's just oldest sibling rights

Illumi is now offline

Harou
I- okay

Anzai
Anywhore now that chaos was caused we
shall be leaving

Anzai is now offline
3 people are now offline

Word count: 1535

Fun Facts:

• Hisoka was just in the background of all that- just silently watching the chaos

• Melon noodle soup😫😫🥵🥵

• I was on call with my friend and I just randomly was like- "If reclining chairs and rocking chairs got into a fist fight which one would win?" And then that happened-