I'll Snap-nap your neck if you don't eat food, drink water, and get 5+ hours of sleep today (You probably want your neck to be Snap-nap-ed so just try to take care of yourself Ig)

✨🛐Cult groupchat🛐✨

🛐Y/n🛐 is now online

Y/n
Yo I'm still alive guys

4 people are now online

Harou
Noice

Shuko
So what happened??

🛐Jinx follower🛐
I wish I wasn't alive

Urara
Hearing that has ruined my day

Illumi
I'm guessing Feitan kidnapped you?

Y/n
Urara ouch-

Y/n
But yeah he and Machi kidnapped me

Illumi
Yorknew?

Y/n
Yuh

Y/n
Anywhore what have y'all been doing

Shuko
School🥲

Jinx follower
Praising Jinxus Crimes, our lord and savior

Urara
Stopping the idiots from getting arrested

Harou
Joining a cornbread cult

Jinx follower has changed Harou's name to Jinx supremacy

Jinx follower
Jinx supremacy

Jinx supremacy has changed their name to Cornbread supremacy
Cornbread supremacy has changed Jinx follower's name to Cornbread supremacy (2)

Cornbread supremacy
Cornbread supremacy

Cornbread supremacy (2) has changed their name to Jinx supremacy
Jinx supremacy has changed Cornbread supremacy's name to Cornbread sucks

Cornbread sucks
Hey!

Jinx supremacy
Jinx is superior to cornbread in every
way

Cornbread sucks has changed their name to Cornbread supremacy

Cornbread supremacy
Cornbread>Everything else

Jinx supremacy
Jinx>Everything else

Cornbread supremacy
Incorrect

Jinx supremacy
Says the one who thinks bread is better
than a literal god

Cornbread supremacy
It's not just bread it's cornbread!

Jinx supremacy
Same difference 🙄

Cornbread supremacy
Jinx is just a fucking cat cornbread is food
you need food to survive

Jinx supremacy
Jinx could make you a god so you wouldn't need food to survive Jinx>Food

Cornbread supremacy
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Jinx supremacy
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Urara
Dave supremacy

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Jinx supremacy glad you agree

Cornbread supremacy
Absolutely not!

Cornbread supremacy
Cornbread>Jinx

Jinx supremacy
Jinx>Cornbread

Cornbread supremacy
Cornbread>A fucking cat

Jinx supremacy
Jinx>Literal bread

Cornbread supremacy
Cornbread>An animal

Jinx supremacy
Jinx>Unimportant food

Cornbread supremacy
Cornbread>An animal dogs are superior to

Jinx supremacy
Jinx>The worst food in the world

Cornbread supremacy
Cornbread>About to be roadkill

Jinx supremacy
You're about to be roadkill if you don't
take that back

Y/n
We don't talk shit about Jinx in this
household

Illumi
I'm confused

Y/n
Your cat is the god of chaos he's the one
who gave me god like powers-

Illumi
Yeah that explains some shit

Y/n
Honestly thought you'd be more surprised

Illumi
A cat randomly appears in my room one
day and whenever I enter my room
random shit is now in there 😐

Jinx supremacy
Illumi and Y/n were the chosen ones🛐🛐

Shuko
What's going on my small brain can't-

Cornbread supremacy
At least cornbread actually exists Jinx is a fictional cat in a Wattpad fanfic 🙄🙄

Jinx supremacy
I'm about to kill off a character in this
fanfic then

Urara
Cornbread>Other food
Dave>Cornbread
Jinx>Dave

Jinx supremacy
Exactly!

Cornbread supremacy
Absolutely not

Y/n
One sec-

Y/n has added Dave to the chat
Dave is now online

Dave
Jinx supremacy

Cornbread supremacy
You're wrong

Cornbread supremacy
Everyone here is wrong

Shuko
What's going on???

Shuko
Help- explain plsss

Dave
Anyone want to join my cult?

Jinx supremacy
Does your cult worship Jinx??

Dave
Yes

Urara
It also teaches you how to murder people without getting caught and how to commit other crimes to praise Jinx

Jinx supremacy
Sure

Cornbread supremacy
Absolutely not

Shuko
I don't even know what the fuck a Dave
is😭😭😭

Jinx supremacy has changed Urara's name to Dave cultist

Dave cultist
Acceptable

Dave
This chat is chaos

Y/n
You should see the other chat I'm in then

Dave
Jinx will approve

Dave has added Steve to the chat

Steve
Wtf am I doing with my life

Dave
Steve is also a Jinx cultist

Steve
I was going to be a doctor

Dave
Ignore him he's currently experiencing
the 5 stages of grief

Dave has kicked Steve from the chat

Cornbread supremacy
See Jinx is making people traumatized!

Jinx supremacy has muted Cornbread supremacy for 5 minutes

Y/n
I'm bored lol

Illumi
You're always bored

Shuko
Wait since you're not about to die you
could teleport to us!

Dave cultist
Nooo Illumi might train us again!

Y/n
Yeah Illumi isn't allowed to train people anymore-

Dave cultist
Oh- then I don't care

Illumi
It wasn't that bad

Y/n
You traumatized 3 children

Dave
Traumatizing children is fun

Y/n
We know Dave💅✨

Dave
I traumatized 13 children today

Y/n
Good job Dave Jinx approves

Illumi
I had already traumatized 2 of them!

Y/n
How tf is that better??

Illumi
Idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Jinx supremacy
We should all meet up and have a Jinx
cult meeting

Dave cultist
We can promote the Dave cult to train people in causing chaos

Y/n
I could see if Jinx wants to join

Y/n
He'll pop into the chat soon

Jinx supremacy
I'm going to see the god himself!?

Jinx has entered the chat

Jinx supremacy
Holy shit

Jinx
Hello Jinx cultists

Jinx supremacy
🛐🛐🛐

Y/n
🛐🛐🛐

Dave
🛐🛐🛐

Dave cultist
🛐🛐🛐

Shuko
What's going onnn😭😭

Illumi
🛐 Ig

Cornbread supremacy is no longer muted

Cornbread supremacy
Cornbread is bette-

Jinx has momentarily killed Cornbread supremacy

Jinx
I shall teleport the Jinx cultists to the cult meeting

Y/n
Thank you Jinx our lord and savior

Jinx supremacy
Thank you Jinx our lord and savior

Dave
Thank you Jinx our lord and savior

Dave cultist
Thank you Jinx our lord and savior

Illumi
You still live in my house I'm not saying
shit

Jinx
Fair

In real life because Jinx wants to cause chaos

*Insert enderman teleporting sounds*

"Hello humans." Jinx greeted.

"How shall we cause chaos today?" Anzai asked. Yes chaos is necessary. I want to murder children.

"First we must train you in the way of chaos."

And that's the story of how two of my children became mass murderers. Well technically they nuked a whole country so more like terrorists.

✨🛐Cult groupchat🛐✨

Shuko
Someone pls explain what happened😭😭

Cornbread supremacy is no longer dead

Cornbread supremacy
Did you all nuke a fucking country!?

Shuko
What's going onnnn😭😭😭😭

Back to real life

"So anyone want to get dinner?" Urara asked.

"Sure I heard a Karen tends to go to placeholder restaurant" Anzai replied.

"We should bring Jinx for the fun of it." Urara suggested.

"Both of you have learned to successfully cause chaos. I'm very proud. I have adopted you as my children." Jinx stated.

"Damn now me and Illumi aren't that special." I mumbled. If Jinx adopts all his cultist we won't be the chosen ones.

"You live in my house so I'm in charge here, and I say I'm not your child." Illumi said. Poor Illumi, he's in denial.

"Believe what you want." Jinx replied.

"We must cause chaos at placeholder restaurant." Dave stated.

"Yeah, surprisingly nuking a country is a lot of work I'm fucking starving." Urara responded. Surprisingly?

✨🛐Cult groupchat🛐✨

Shuko
What's going on 😭😭

Shuko
Who's Jinx😭😭😭

Shuko
Wtf is a Dave😭😭

Shuko
Why did you nuke a country without
me😭😭😭

Back to real life

"Alright what can I get for you today?" The waitress asked. Why do I have the sudden urge to murder that child over there?

After ordering food because I don't want you to have more information to blackmail me with. (Honestly I want y'all to guess what Y/n ordered.)

Everything was actually pretty peaceful, and I was going to fix that but a child got to it first.

"God damn can that child stop fucking crying." Illumi muttered.

"I want dessert!"

Anzai took a gun, that Jinx probably gave him, and shot the child before going back to eating.

"Favorite child." Illumi stated, also going back to eating.

After murdering the cops that wanted to arrest us we got dessert. Amazing news though we didn't have to pay! Not like we were going to in the first place though.

Anyways Jinx left a bit later to take a nap, Illumi had a mission, and Dave had a body to hide. I mean- what body?

Cult groupchat

3 people are now online

Y/n
So anyone else wanna meet up??

Shuko
Oo me! But wtf happened😭😭

Cornbread supremacy
I will Ig

Jinx supremacy
I don't want to be near an idiot who thinks cornbread is better than Jinx

Dave cultist
^

Y/n
You have to admit Jinx is superior if you wanna meet up

Cornbread supremacy
...

Cornbread supremacy
Jinx>Cornbread

Jinx supremacy
Exactly

Dave cultist
Also-

Dave cultist has changed Cornbread supremacy's name to Harou

Word count: 1657

Fun Facts:

• The superiority chart-
Cornbread>Other bread
Ice cream and candy>Cornbread
Dave>Ice cream and candy
Jinx>Dave
Jinx>Everything else

• Anzai and Urara has cured a country of their existence they're such good people 😁

• I'm bored so you all should comment names of HxH characters you don't like and I'll try to make you like them