All of your candy will be stolen if you don't eat food, drink water, and get 5+ hours of sleep today

"Hello Y/n~" Hisoka greeted. When did you get here!? Oh right, we ignoring a bitch. I closed fall guys, ignoring Hisoka's existence like every sane person should. I'm bored now...

A very important lesson children: if you don't know what to do, eat candy or commit crimes. And if you can't do either of those, give knifes to 18 ducks and then let them loose in the park.

Because Y/n decided to be lazy it was the candy option. When was the last time Y/n ate anything besides candy/ice cream? We will never know.

"Ouch~" Good, be hurt. Suffer. Hisoka decided to also eat my candy, and because I'm ignoring the bitch I couldn't do anything.

I feel like this was a scheme just so Hisoka has a reason to annoy me. Welp I can't quit now, my ego refuses to lose.

We just sat there eating candy in silence for about an hour. Honestly awkward as fuck, but losing would be worse.

I left to check on my children, and luckily Hisoka didn't follow. My poor candy...

"Hi Y/n!" Gon greeted. Hey he's not traumatized this time! I don't know how Feitan could be less terrifying than Illumi but oh well.

"Hullo, how's training going?" I asked. Apparently better than training with Illumi.

"Pretty good! At least it's not-" Gon replied before being cut off by Killua.

"Don't say his name it might summon him!" Killua whisper-yelled, covering Gon's mouth. Everyone was terrified at the thought of dealing with Illumi again.

"It's going alright, better than his." Kalluto responded.

"Me and Killua are gonna leave to Whale island later today, do you want to come to?" Gon asked. He's so innocent. I. Need. Picture.

"I would but then you'd have Pedo clown, Fei, and the one who's name cannot be said, following you to." I replied. Gon's aunt would probably die if she found out Gon is hanging out around those three.

"Awww.."

"We'll just meet back up in Yorknew then." I stated.

"Yeah, we can train while we're on Whale island." Killua added.

"Alright! I'll see you, Kurapika, and Leorio in Yorknew then!" Gon said.

"Also going Yorknew." Feitan informed. Damn everyone be going to Yorknew then.

"Oh yeah, Kurapika said the troupe was going to be in Yorknew for the auction." Gon stated. Yooo I could meet all my parents. We could kill M/n together! That sounds like amazing family bonding time.

"I almost forgot that he wants to kill them." Killua added. Oh right, didn't they kill his family or something? God I wish they would kill my family.

"I forgot that Pikachu existed honestly." I mentioned.

"Pikachu?" Gon questioned.

"Pikachu." I replied. Pikachu.

"I'm calling him Pikachu from now on." Killua stated.

"Pikachu will try kill troupe? Good to know." Feitan said, joining in on the conversation. I forgot you were there for a second.

"Oh yeah, when are you going to Yorknew Fei?" I asked.

"We going in hour." He replied.

"We?" I questioned.

"Yes." Apparently I'm going to Yorknew now!

Me, Feitan, and Machi left a bit later, not informing Hisoka or Illumi about me leaving of course. Chaos is necessary.

"Agreed." Jinx said. I love how you just pop into my head. Do you just read my mind all the time.

"Only when I sense chaos." Jinx replied. Ah, so all the time.

"Basically, I'm going back to sleep now."

Anyways, after awhile we landed in Yorknew. I definitely didn't have Feitan buy me food (candy) or anything... god I love simps.

We did go to the meeting place afterwards though, apparently being the first people there.

"You think I could scare the shit out of people when they get here?" I asked.

"Y/n no."

"Yes. Cowards." Feitan replied. He's definitely the only one who replied, I'm definitely not going to do anything I was told not to do. I always follow the rules guys, you believe me right?

Hmmmm, how to scare the shit out of people...

Finding out how to scare people in an abandoned building is surprisingly easy, especially when you can turn invisible.

There's only a 50% chance that I die doing this, which is pretty safe considering I usually only do things that have at least a 75% chance of death.

Ooo Shalnark is arriving.

The moment Shalnark entered the building I stopped using invisibility.

"Hello there."

"What the fuck!?"

God I love invisibility.

"Shal you were this close to screaming like a girl." I stated.

"Shut the fuck up." Shalnark replied.

Machi looked at both of us in disappointment, where as Feitan thought Shalnark being absolutely terrified was hilarious.

"Anygays, would you like to scare people with me?" I asked.

"Obviously." Shalnark replied, completely forgetting about me scaring him.

Pakunoda was our next victim. Unlike Shalnark she did not scream, she almost shot Shalnark though.

I was planning on scaring one more person but it was Chrollo, it kinda seems wrong to even try to scare him.

"Hullo father." I greeted.

"Hello, nobody told me you were going to be here." Chrollo replied.

"Feitan's idea not mine." Machi stated.

"So, anyone want to play monopoly?" I asked.

Twenty three minutes and 54 seconds later

"HE'S IN JAIL IM NOT GIVING MONEY TO A CRIMINAL!"

"YOU ARE A CRIMINAL SHALNARK!"

"SINCE FUCKING WHEN!?"

"JUST GIVE ME MY MONEY!"

"YOU DON'T GET TO FUCKING TALK AFTER STEALING MY LAST RAILROAD!"

"CHROLLO YOU'RE A GROWN ASS ADULT!"

"THIS IS WHY YOUR FAMILY DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU PAKU!"

🌸🌷After Pakunoda got her money🌸🌷

"WHAT DO YOU FUCKING MEAN I HAVE TO GO TO BOARDWALK!?"

"IT MEANS YOU NEED TO GO TO FUCKING BOARDWALK MACHI ITS NOT FUCKING CONFUSING!"

"WHY DOES BOARDWALK ALREADY HAVE A FUCKING HOTEL!?"

"Just go to Boardwalk-"

"YOU DON'T GET TO TALK AFTER STEALING MY MONOPOLY!"

"IT'S HOW THE GAME FUCKING WORKS PAKUNODA!"

"IM DISOWNING YOU!"

"I call dibs on adopting them then!"

"As the leader of the Phantom troupe, I'll be adopting them."

"Can you just go to Boardwalk-"

"SHALNARK I'M NOT GOING TO FUCKING BOARDWALK UNTIL YOU TAKE OFF THAT FUCKING HOTEL!"

"I CAN'T JUST TAKE OFF A HOTEL MACHI!"

"WHY NOT!? WHAT THE FUCK IS STOPING YOU!?"

"THE FUCKING RULES MACHI!"

🌻🌸After Machi became bankrupt on Boardwalk🌸🌻

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO GO TO JAIL!?"

"READ THE DAMN CARD AND GO TO FUCKING JAIL Y/N!"

"THIS IS THE EIGHTH TIME THIS GAME!"

"DON'T FUCKING COMPLAIN AFTER YOU STOLE TWO OF MY FUCKING MONOPOLYS!"

"NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU SHALNARK!"

"CHROLLO THEY'RE BULLYING ME!"

"NOBODY CARES! YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'RE STILL IN THE TROUPE AFTER MAKING ME LAND ON PARK PLACE AND BOARDWALK!"

"ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU SUCK AT ROLLING THE DICE!"

🌸🌻✨Not even 3 minutes later🌸🌻✨

"THIS IS WHY CHROLLO DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU!"

"DADDDDD HE'S NOT PAYING MEEEE!"

"Y/N SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MADE ME GO BANKRUPT!"

"MACHI IS A BETER PARENT THAN YOU!"

"WHY DID ANYONE WANT TO ADOPT YOU!?"

"I'LL FUCKING ADOPT THEM!"

"MACHI IS MY FUCKING PARENT NOW!"

"ABSOLUTELY NOT!"

"ABSOLUTELY NOT!"

"JUST PAY ME MY FUCKING MONEY SHALNARK!"

"I'M NOT GOING BANKRUPT ON MY OWN PROPERTY!"

"YOU TRADED THE PROPERTY TO ME ITS MINE!"

"YOU FUCKING STOLE IT!"

"IT WAS A FUCKING TRADE!"

"GIVE ME MY MONEY!"

"NO!"

"GIVE ME MY FUCKING MONEY!"

"NO!"

"Give them money."

"Here!"

"How scared of Feitan are you?"

"Shut the fuck up."

We all love family game nights. Monopoly is a great game for family bonding. Monopoly does not tear families apart. Play Monopoly children. Trust me.

"Anyways, should I dye my hair?" I asked.

"Ooo what color?" Shalnark replied.

"I don't know, maybe silver."

"I could help you dye it." Machi stated.

"Thank you dearest mother." I replied, T posing to assert dominance over those who shall not be dyeing their hair.

"Why do I want to adopt you." Machi mumbled.

I was going to pay for hair dye but Machi was there, and usually parents buy things for their kids, and.. yea long story short Machi bought it.

Anywhore I have decided that Machi is the best parent. I also have silver hair now.

"Ima leave to do stuff I might be back." I stated.

"Alright." Chrollo replied. Not even a goodbye? Ouch.

"I swear to god if you toss more children off of roofs-"

"Bye-" I cut Machi off before leaving the building.

Now, I technically wasn't told I couldn't toss children off of a roof. Did you hear anyone tell me not to? Exactly.

Anyways where is the nearest park?

Word count: 1556

Fun Facts:

• How long each arc was-
Hunter exam- 11-26
Zoldycks- 26-42
Heavens arena 42-60

• Monopoly is amazing for family bonding, if your family is somewhat close you should play monopoly! It won't destroy your family's relationship I swear! Just trust me :3

• I definitely just had Y/n dye their hair so people wouldn't recognize them when they get kidnapped lol- Y/n will just be sitting there insulting everyone-

Extra Fun Fact:

• They didn't question why Y/n was just there because it was expected that they would randomly show up soon-