"So, what are you the god of anyway?" I asked.

"Chaos, mischief, a lot of things." He replied. Should I trust the talking cat? Y'know what, sure, why not.

"What abilities do you have then?"

"Any ability, plus I'm just a very good looking cat."

"Got to agree there... Also, if you're a god... could you possibly, maybe, make me a Specialist?"

"Obviously. I could even give you a ton of abilities." Jinx replied, offended that I even asked. "No, I'm not going to." He added. Aw man!

(Creeper Aww man! So we back in the mine- I'll stop.)

"Okay, but imagine the amount of chaos it would cause."

"...No."

"It would be hilarious if one day I just randomly became stronger than everyone."

"It would be, still no."

"But the chaos!"

"No."

"But then the author wouldn't have to write fight scenes!" I pointed out.

"..No?"

"The readers would love it!"

"How the fuck can you break the fourth wall!?"

"We all know that in a couple more lines the author will make you say yes so they can be lazy."

"Still no."

...

...

"For the chaos." Told you!

And that's how Y/n became super overpowered! Haha, I swear I'm not just really lazy! I swear guys! Believe me! I would n e v e r lie to you!

After that I left Jinx alone because he needs his 'beauty sleep'. Gon and Killua were most likely to reach the 200th floor by tonight, which means I need to set up chaos for before they do. (read as: time to annoy Hisoka into helping me!)

So I went to Hisoka's room, beat up his door for a little while, stole candy from a clown, got distracted and ended up spending half the day eating candy and watching murder documentaries.

"What the fuck are they doing!? You can't just leave a body out to decompose!"

Let's just say that I was a little annoyed by how dumb everyone was. Hisoka also joined in on giving the tv murder advice. That was fun.

"Oh yeah, Gon and Killua are probably going to reach the 200th floor soon and we need to set up chaos." I said, finally remembering why I cam here in the first place.

"Any ideas then darling?~" Hisoka replied. Where the fuck is the 'what do I get out of this?' Not that I'm complaining.

"Actually yes."

{One amazing explanation of an equally amazing plan later}

"Alright~ I'll get that set up then~" Hisoka replied. I left his room, on my way to mess with Killua, as I do everyday.

"Hey Y/n! We've made it to floor 180 now!" Gon shouted.

"Nice! Do you both want to go hangout?"

"Me and Gon are busy, sorry." Killua replied, obviously not sorry.

"I'll buy you cho-"

"We actually have some free time!" I honestly don't know why Illumi doesn't just bribe Killua into being an assassin with choco-robots.

"Okay, I'll get Kalluto and you make sure Gon wears a decent outfit." I replied.

"Already on it." Killua said, dragging Gon away. Gon was already used to us dissing his fashion taste, or more accurately, lack of fashion taste. I can never touch grass again, I'm traumatized.

I headed to see if Kalluto wanted to join, knocking on his door because that's how doors are meant to be used. (I just give y'all a paragraph on doors every time-)

Kalluto opened the door, allowing me to enter. Damn he looks like he hasn't slept in weeks... I'm going to force him to sleep tonight.

"Hi.." Kalluto mumbled, grabbing some candy before sitting on the table.

"Me, Gon, and Killua are going to hangout, want to join us?" I asked, grabbing some candy for myself.

"Sure." He replied, jumping off the table, making no attempt to stop himself from falling face first into the floor.

"A. Mood. B. Don't do that." I said, stopping him from hitting the floor.

"You do it all the time." Kalluto responded, going to grab a hoodie out of his closet.

"Fair."

Me and Kalluto left the room, meeting with Gon and Killua outside. We, under Killua's request, raided 18 candy stores first.

"What do you want to do now?" Gon asked, after we got Kalluto his mandatory ice cream of course.

"How 'bout we play hide and seek, but the seeker only has 10 hours to find us and we can hide anywhere in the city." Killua suggested.

"Sounds like fun. I'll seek I guess." I replied, everyone nodded before disappearing. I headed back to the arena, giving them all a 15 minute head start.

Why would I volunteer to be seeker? Because I know En. I can literally just walk around the city and find them. I won't of course, that's only a backup plan.

I started seeking, searching the arena first.

{About 2 hours later}

How many green obsessed children do you know? Because I only know one, and he happens to be close by.

Yeah, I found Gon. Not that it was unexpected, he's the only non-assassin here after all. Gon was now a second seeker. He started searching the left part of the city, and I continued to search the right side, which also happened to be the side with the abandoned buildings.

{Another 2 hours later}

"Any luck?" I asked, meeting back up with Gon at the arena.

"No.. Killua and Kalluto are really good at hiding!" Gon praised, obviously disappointed that we haven't found them.

I knew that Gon wouldn't have found them, not that I doubt his skills, but I had found Killua and Kalluto. I would have actually 'found' them, but they were hiding together and actually bonding, and i was trying to get them closer.

"That's alright, we'll get some food then search again. Okay?" I replied. Gon nodded happily in response. We went to a pizza place, because people don't know how to feed their fucking children good food. How can a child not know about pizza, or ice cream!?

After that Hide and seek continued, Gon finally found Killua and Kalluto shortly after we reached the 9 hour mark.

In other words: I've delayed their progress enough so me and Hisoka can mess with them.

Kalluto had fallen asleep, so Killua was stuck with the job of carrying him back. Though, unlike when he had to carry Gon, he didn't complain. Yay.

Killua and Gon had decided to go to sleep as well, so I headed to the 200th floor to see how Hisoka had progressed.

That was until banana stopped me.

"Theoretically, Hisoka wouldn't kill you would he?" Banana asked. Whatever happened to 'hello'?

"Of course not." I replied.

"So, would you be interested in annoying Hisoka?"

"Yes." I replied instantly. When am I not interested in annoying Hisoka?

"Great. You've spent the most time with Hisoka, so you should have some idea how to annoy him, right?"

"What type of question is that? I obviously do." I responded.

"Care to share then?" Banana asked.

"Yeah. But if we stay here any longer Hisoka will probably find us."

And then I went to a bananas room and stole his candy. I'm not obsessed, I swear. I'm also a liar.

"Well Hisoka loves fighting, so you could theoretically just not show up to that fight you have scheduled." I suggested, now sitting crisscross on the counter.

"No." Banana replied. Well that's out then.

"Alright. He's obsessed with candy so I could steal that... I would be trapped into going on another date with him then..." I like the idea of stealing candy, but I'm slowly starting to like Hisoka and I don't like it.

"You're dating!?"

"Nah we just go on dates.. wait-" Oh...

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Anyway, I could not show up to my fight, he wants to see me fight or some shit." I suggested.

"Alright."

"Uhhh, calling him pedophile and clown kind of annoys him."

"How are you still alive." Banana muttered. I do not know. Anyways.

"It would be kind of funny if we both just chilled in his room..."

"...I'd die."

"When did that ever stop anyone?"

"All the time."

"So is that a no?"

"Of course not, do you really think that anyone who volunteers to fight Hisoka has any will to live?"

"Amazing. ..Actually you should take me on a date! That'll annoy him."

"I never said I wanted to die a painful death."

"Damn." Oof.

"...On a scale of 1-10 how much would it annoy him?" Banana asked. Yay, we both don't have any self preservation!

"1000" Hisoka would brutally murder you! Yay!

"Fuck. How painful would my death be then?"

"Either really quick and painless, or excruciatingly painful, it's 50/50."

"...Yeah we'll do that."

"Perfect! Other then that I don't know.."

"That's alright, I'll die in a couple days anyways." Banana replied.

"Very aware, I like it."

"Thanks, but my best trait has always been my nonexistent will to live."

"I- yes."

"...Okay, very important question: have you seen Hisoka with his hair down."

"Yeah, want a photo?" I asked.

"Absolutely." I grabbed my phone, entering my very questionable photo album thing.

"..."

"..."

"...You okay?" I asked the banana, who was now staring at the phone in shock.

"Apparently I'm not as straight as I thought I was." Banana muttered.

"Are you simping over Hisoka right now?" I questioned.

"If I say yes do I get to see more photos?"

"Sure."

"Absolutely."

I proceeded to show the simp more photos. I wasn't aware that bananas could be simps.

Word count: 1680

Fun Facts:

• Bet you weren't expecting Kastro simping for Hisoka! I didn't even expect that and I wrote it! 😃

• Yeah, Y/n is now a literal god- I literally said "Y/n is overpowered now!" And then moved on like nothing happened- dw tho, Y/n won't abuse their power... thats a lie... they won't abuse their power to much. Mainly because they'll constantly forget they're a god-

• Jinx was drawn to Y/n because of their ability to break the fourth wall btw-