We returned to the arena after murdering a shitload of people, which also was surprisingly wholesome, seeing how we talked about candy the whole time.

"That was fun darling~ we should do it again sometime~" Hisoka suggested.

"Yeah-" Shit, I didn't mean to say that!

"Oh?~ You want to go on another date?~" Hisoka smirked. No. Fuck off. Die in a hole.

"Fuck you." I replied. Fucking bitch. I remember why I hate you now.

"I'm fine with that as well~" Fuck off bitch!

"Shut up you horny, pedo, clown bitch."

"Ouch~" Fucking deserved. "Hm~ Would you go another date with me if I bought you
food?~" ...

"...Add Bungee gum and we have a deal."

"Alright~" Why do I do this to myself? I know I hate myself, but do I have to go this far?

"...So, can you help me with Nen?" I asked. I don't want to wake Kalluto up, and he'll wake up the moment I enter the room.

"Hm?~ And what will I get out of this?~" Hisoka replied, being the bitchy bitch he is.

"What do you want?" I sighed, why does Hisoka have to be like this?

"Hm~ I'll decide that later~" Hisoka replied, gesturing for me to follow him. I feel like letting you decide later will end up in my death, but oh well. I followed Hisoka, whom lead me to, what I assume is, his room.

"Have you figured out your Nen type?~" Hisoka asked.

"Not yet." I replied. Hisoka filled a cup with water, then put a (conveniently placed) leaf on top of it.

"Put your hands around the cup then use Hatsu~" He instructed. I followed his instructions, placing my hands around the cup.

"Hm~ You must be a Transmuter then~ I recommend tasting the water~" As instructed, I tasted a bit of the water.

"Blegh! It tastes like you added a gallon of sugar to this!" I said, what the fuck did I do to that perfectly good water? Hisoka tried a bit of the water himself, which either that means something, or he really likes sugar water, because he started to smirk.

"How impressive darling~ Usually there's barely any difference in taste~" Hisoka praised. Ok so that means something.

"What the fuck does that mean?" I questioned.

"You're already skilled in Hatsu darling~" Hisoka explained, still smirking. Not gonna lie, Hisoka is creepy as fuck. Hisoka could probably make the word 'bubbles' sound terrifying. Have you tried to make 'bubbles' sound terrifying? You can't. You just fucking can't.

"Alright, now explain what in the ever-loving fuck a Transmuter is." Hisoka lightly chuckled at my actions, which was not helping me learn what the fuck a 'Transmuter' is.

"I'll explain~ Transmuters can change the properties of their aura to mimic something else~ I'm an Transmuter as well~" He explained. Hmmm...

"Is Killua a Transmuter then?" I asked.

"And why would you think that?~" Hisoka replied, not answering my question.

"As much as it pains me to admit it, me, you and Killua all act similar, and if we're both Transmuters then it would make sense that Killua would be one as well." I explained, knowing that Hisoka wouldn't answer my question until I answered his.

"Already figuring out the correlation to Nen types and personality?~ You're going to wound my ego darling~" Hisoka replied. So Killua is a Transmuter?

"So, you going to explain the other Nen types?" I asked. I still have time to kill after all.

"Sure~ I'll start with Enhancers~ Enhancers can strengthen the natural abilities of an object or their body~ They tend to be simple and determined~"

"So Gon is probably an Enhancer?" I questioned, Hisoka simply nodded before starting to explain again.

"Emitters can easily separate their aura from their body~ usually leading them to have long ranged attacks~ they are short tempered and impatient~"

"...I'm drawing a blank, do I know any Emitters?" I asked.

"Not that I know of~" Hisoka replied. "Next is Conjurers~ They can create a physical, material object out of their aura~ they're overly serious and stoic~" So, in other words, Conjurers are fucking boring.

"Another blank, I don't hangout around boring people." I responded.

"Alright~ Manipulators can control things, living or non-living~ they're argumentative and logical~"

"Ooo! Shalnark and Illumi!" And Kalluto probably, but I'm not introducing Hisoka to another child.

"Good job~ Specialists are the last type~ They can do anything not defined by the other categories~ they tend to be Independent and Charismatic~"

"Chrollo, and possibly Paku."

"Very good darling~ Seeing how you're a Transmuter I recommend focusing on shaping your aura as training~" Hisoka suggested. Sounds like a perfect time killer.

Hisoka left shortly after, leaving me to train. I attempted to shape my aura into a sphere, which was surprisingly easy.

Hmmm, what else to do.. Maybe try shaping my aura while doing something? Then I'd be able to do it in combat..

I booted up my computer, (don't ask where it came from) deciding to play Minecraft.

(About an hour later)

I fucking died again!?!?

Let's just say, attempting to focus on shaping my aura into different things while also attempting to play Minecraft is not easy.

I continued to try for the next hour or so, it became progressively easier the more I practiced, being able to concentrate on both Minecraft and Nen by the end of the hour.

"I'm back darling~" Hisoka said after entering the room. What the fuck! Holy shit, I'm obviously way to focused on Nen...

"Hi" I greeted, pretending like I didn't just have a fucking heart attack.

"You seem to have made quite a bit of progress~" Hisoka mentioned. Only in Nen, in Minecraft I just run from creepers and baby zombies.

"Sorta." I replied before bringing my attention back to Minecraft and Nen.

"Ouch~ I help you with Nen and you just ignore me~" Hisoka complained, which I obviously ignored.

"..."

"Say nothing if you want to go on another date with me~" No.

"..."

"Hm~ Say nothing if you want to kiss me~" Absolutely not.

"..."

"Say nothing if you want to play cards with me~"

"Abso-fucking-lutely not." Motherfucker always cheats. Oh shit...

"So you do want to go on a date then~" Fuck!

"..Not so much as 'want to' as 'not opposed to'" I corrected. Things I definitely don't want to do: play cards with Hisoka.

"Then you're not opposed to kissing me~" ...No. Fuck off.

"If you use your brain you'd figure out the answer to that question." I replied. There's no way I'm directly telling him that.

"You are quite full of surprises aren't you darling~" He said, starting to build a card tower.

"Sure." I replied. We both started doing our own things, or in other words, Hisoka left me alone.

It was about six am before I had gotten multitasking while shaping my aura down, at least to a 'good enough' extent.

I left Hisoka's room, because, yes offense, I don't trust Hisoka. I returned to my room, luckily Kalluto was already up.

"Where were you?" Kalluto asked, rummaging through the kitchen for food.

"Training." I replied. I decided to rummage through the kitchen with him, starving after all that training.

We decided that nothing in the kitchen was edible, so we ended up just eating candy for breakfast.

"You were training all night? Is that healthy?" Kalluto asked, starting the conversation. Is it healthy? Absolutely not.

"I didn't want to wake you up." I replied, opening another chocolate bar.

"Oh.. You could've woken me up, I didn't mean to be a bother." W h a t.

"What did you just call yourself?" Did my child just call themselves a fucking bother. I'm going to kill Kikyo.

"Well..." Kalluto said, staring at the ground.

"I don't know what shit your family was telling you, but you aren't, and never will be, a bother."

"..I-" Kalluto trailed off, not knowing what to say.

"..Is this why you don't ask for things?" I questioned. Kalluto looking away was all I needed to answer that question. "You can ask me whatever you like, whenever you like. Got it?" Kalluto nodded, obviously not used to anyone caring about him. If I could I would kill your parents.

"Screw that, we're watching movies all day." I stated, forcing Kalluto to comply.

We watched movies the whole day, I let Kalluto pick whatever movies he wanted, even when he insisted that I should choose.

Kalluto fell asleep at some point, so I decided to text a few groupchats.

🛐✨Cult groupchat✨🛐

✨Y/n✨ is now online

✨Y/n✨
Anyone still alive???

✨Shuko✨ is now online

✨Shuko✨
Y/n!

✨Y/n✨
I leave for a month and 3 people
die? Wow.

2 people are now online

✨Urara✨
It's fucking 3 am

✨Harou✨
I was sleeping :/

✨Y/n✨
I'm trying to check if my cult is still
alive :/

✨Anzai✨ is now online

✨Anzai✨
I sadly haven't died yet :/

✨Y/n✨
Mood

✨Illumi✨ is now online

✨Y/n✨
Damn- kinda thought I killed you

✨Urara✨
What-

✨Illumi✨
You'll have to do that more often if
you want to kill me

✨Y/n✨
Kk

✨Harou✨
???

✨Shuko✨
Y'all get in a fight???

✨Y/n✨
Yeah something like that

✨Shuko✨
E x p l a i n?

✨Illumi✨
So- What are you all doing?

✨Shuko✨
Homework 😔

✨Harou✨
Your mom

✨Urara✨
Nothing

✨Anzai✨
Not fucking sleeping

✨Y/n✨
Ah yes- the four types of people

✨Illumi✨
Anzai is a mood

✨Y/n✨
Ikr💅✨

✨Anzai✨
It's my ✨Crippling depression✨

✨Y/n✨
Lol-

✨Shuko✨
*Sniff* Is this favoritism I smell??

2 people are now offline

✨Harou✨
😔😔

✨Urara✨
Betrayal  💔😭

✨Shuko✨
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Hot people

Cool kid is now online

Cool kid
Guess who's still alive-

3 people are now online

Hisoka
Hello darling~

Shalnark
Sadly me 😔

Feitan
no

Feitan is now offline

Cool kid
Lol-

Cool kid
Anyways- anyone hot and single in my
area??

2 people are now online

Dad
No

Mom
What

Hisoka
I am~

Mother is now online

Mother
No

Shalnark
I'm a hot mess does that count?

Cool kid
So y'all come online now???

Dad
I was asleep

Cool kid
And when I said that you just woke
up?? 🤨🤨

Mom
Yes?

Cool kid
Oh- kk

Shalnark
Ok- but back on topic- why is Hisoka
near Y/n???

Cool kid
He's stalking me

Mother
What.

Dad
Hisoka.

Shalnark
No

Mom
Absolutely not

Cool kid
That or he's stalking Gon??

Shalnark
That's worse!

Cool kid
Maybe Killua- idk

Illumi has hacked his way into the chat

Illumi
What.

Cool kid
Wow 💔

Cool kid
U care about Killua but not me 😭😭💔

Illumi
😐😐😐😐😐😐

Cool kid
Staring contest?? 😐😐😐

Illumi
😐😐😐😐😐

Cool kid
😐😐😐😐😐😐

Illumi
😐😐😐😐

Cool kid
😐😐😐😑😐

Cool kid
NOOOOOO!!

Illumi
Fucking loser

Shalnark
Wtf just happened-

Cool kid
Oh yeah- who are you stalking Hiso??

Dad
Don't call him that

Mom
No. Absolutely not.

Mother
Don't call him that

Hisoka
Mainly you~ Gon is a second choice

Cool kid
Aww 🥺🥺💞

Illumi
That's not a good thing Y/n-

Cool kid
I'm somebody's first choice 💗

Shalnark
You're being stalked-

Cool kid
That's hot 😫🥵

Dad
I'm past the point of asking what's
wrong with you 😑

Shalnark
Wait- isn't Illumi the person you
were trying to fuck???

Word count: 2057

Fun Facts:

• Not me making Y/n the parent I want 😔😔 what I would give to not feel like a burden/bother- anyways I'm fine 😃 how are you all today?

• The amount of chaos in this chapter- so much goes on- Hisoka training Y/n, A bit of Kalluto fluff, texting the cult, texting the troupe- I'm also planning chaos for the next chapter so- like revealing that Y/n kissed Illumi and went on a date with him- and went on a date with Hisoka-

• Chrollo and Paku are definitely more strict when it comes to relationships- they would never let Y/n date (not like they can control us tho 💪💅✨) And Machi would allow us to date, the guy/girl just needs to be perfect- (also known as NOT FUCKING HISOKA)

Extra Fun Fact that's not really a fact:

• Okay so y'all are gonna need to give me
A- What Jinx should be the god of
B- Abilities for Jinx
C- Exactly how fucking op Jinx should be- (Like the ant king dude strength, or just way to op that he could kill anyone and everyone-)