I swear this is the last update for today-

"Hello~" Hisoka said, causing all of them to run, or in someone's case wheel, away.

"H-Hello." The employee person said, handing him a form. Hisoka filled it out before walking off, I, being an idiot, followed him. Because why not?

Hisoka obviously knew I was following him, or more accurately, he knew someone was following him. Hisoka was walking towards a dead end, meaning that if I continued following him I'd probably be trapped, so what did I do? Continued to follow him, obviously.

"You can stop following me now~" Hisoka acknowledged. Hmm.. how to respond...

"Sorry, you were just to hot." I replied, showing myself.

"Hm?~ I didn't expect to see you here darling~" Hisoka stated. Yeah, he definitely was stalking either me or Gon.

"Sure." I said, rolling my eyes.

"So~ "to hot"?~" Hisoka questioned. Well fuck.

"I said what I said." I responded.

"We can go on that date whenever~" Hisoka added. I may have forgotten about that.. I may also be in a place where there is no possible way of leaving unless Hisoka let's me... Which leaves me with one option, actually a lot of options, but only one that I like. Go big or go home, and M/n's at home so I'm going big.

"Alright, we're going now then." I replied.

"Hm?~ I wasn't expecting that~ no complaints though~" Hisoka said. That's exactly why I said it.

"Ladies first, and seeing how you wear makeup.." Hisoka got the idea, walking in front of me. We headed toward the elevator, passing the three disabled losers on the way.

"They're with Hisoka.." One of them whispered. Amazing observation, I wouldn't have known without you.

"Hey Hisoka apparently I'm with you." I mentioned.

"Oh~ That's probably not safe~" Hisoka replied. I- please- help-

"Oh no, maybe I shouldn't go on a date with you then."

"Maybe you shouldn't~ but you will anyways~" Aww you know me so well! The elevator finally opened, allowing us to enter. I wonder what Gon and Killua would think if I told them that in the time that they were asleep I went on a fucking date with Hisoka... Killua would probably snitch on me to Illumi though... But like, I wonder if Hisoka and Illumi would fight over me...

Y'know maybe spacing out while in a elevator with Hisoka isn't a good idea. "What do you want to do darling~" Hisoka asked.

"You said you would get me food awhile ago." I replied.

"I'm surprised you remember that~"

"Forget about free food? Absolutely not."

"Alright~ I'll buy you food~" Good. Luckily the elevator is relatively quick, so there wasn't an overly awkward elevator ride.

I ended up just following Hisoka, because that's obviously safe. Hisoka, luckily, led me to a restaurant, and not some alleyway or some shit.

"Ouch~ Do you not trust me?~" Hisoka said, after seeing me relieved. Nope, I definitely trust a clown, whom happens to be a mass murderer, stalker, probably pedophile, and literally insane.

"Of course I don't." I replied, entering the building. Hisoka let out a small hum, before following me in.

Hisoka had, surprisingly, chosen an actually decent restaurant. Though almost all the restaurants near Heavens arena were fancy, seeing how people who fought there were rich, or capable of becoming rich.

"Hello, what can I get for you both to drink today?" An employee asked after leading us to a table. I ordered (favorite drink), Hisoka ordered something I couldn't be bothered to remember, seeing how I was to busy rethinking my life decisions.

How the actual fuck did I end up going on a date with Hisoka? Better question, how did I end up doing any of this shit? I swear i wasn't planning on being a hunter... Ima just blame the groupchat for everything. Yeah, that sounds like an amazing idea.

"So~ what else do you want to do on this date of ours, darling?~" Hisoka asked, kicking me out of my thoughts.

"Anything quick, so I can get this over with." I replied. Hisoka wore a, fake, hurt expression. Deserved. No idea why it's deserved, but it is.

I grabbed the menu, attempting to find a distraction from Hisoka. I skimmed through the menu, looking for anything that sounds good.

After awhile the waiter came back with our drinks. "Are you ready to order?" He asked, to which I replied with yes, not caring if Hisoka was ready or not.

I ordered (favorite food), Hisoka ordered something, that I, again, wasn't bothered to listen to. The waiter left to prepare our food, causing me to have nothing to do but talk to Hisoka.

"You've been practicing Nen~" Hisoka mentioned. I love how it's not even a question.

"A bit." I replied before taking a sip of my drink.

"Hm~ We should fight~" Hisoka suggests. Ah, so in other words, you want me to commit die. I would rather commit die via the forbidden bath bomb, commonly used to make thy bread go crunch, thank you very much.

Hisoka, being a mind reader or some shit, started speaking again. "Not to the death~ I just want to see your progress~" Why would anyone fight you? I'd rather just wait for you to kill me, never even attempting to attack back or dodge.

"We can make bets~" he added, instantly gaining my attention. Bets... hmmm.. I wouldn't beat Hisoka in a fight, but seeing how we both know that, Hisoka would probably have a massive handicap...

"...I might fight you." I replied. Why do I keep doing this shit to myself? Hisoka let out a hum of satisfaction.

The waiter arrived with food, have I ever mentioned how good food is? I proceeded to ignore Hisoka the rest of the time, obviously more focused on food.

After we finished we exited the restaurant, again leaving me with nothing to do but talk to Hisoka.

"Where should we go next darling?~" Hisoka asked. Fuckkk, I forgot that he would definitely make sure this date went on as long as fucking possible..

"The fact that you think I'm capable of planning that far ahead is amazing." I replied.

"Alright~ We're going where I want then~" Hisoka stated. It was at this moment that I realized, I fucked up. I followed Hisoka, seeing how I literally had no other choice.

... I was definitely not expecting this.

Hisoka, out of everywhere you could've gone, you chose a fucking candy store? Are you Killua 2.0 or something? Wait a fucking minute...

IS KILLUA HISOKA'S SECRET LOVE CHILD!?

They both like pranks, they both like sweets, they both are good liars, I hate both of them, fucking hell!

"You want anything darling?~" Hisoka asked, snapping me out of my thoughts. I honestly thought this man would go to some kinky ass store, that or somewhere to fight...

"I would never pass down an opportunity to spend someone else's money." I replied, grabbing anything that I liked.

Hisoka let out a small laugh at my antics, grabbing some things for himself. Let's just say that the cashier almost fainted after seeing how much candy we were getting, especially after we said that it was all for ourselves.

"Such a shame~ they didn't even have Bungee gum~" Hisoka said as we walked out of the store.

"Bungee gum? I think I saw that at a candy store near here." I mentioned. You can guess where we went next.

"Why do you like that gum so much anyways?" I asked after we had left the other store.

"Because it's good~ would you like some darling?~" Hisoka replied, offering me a piece of gum. I accepted the offer, taking a piece of gum from Hisoka, I wonder if it is really that good...

I opened the gum, deciding to try it.

"What in the actual fuck!? How is this so good!?" I shouted, causing Hisoka to let out a small laugh. "Don't laugh at me you fucker! How is the cheapest gum in the store so fucking good!?" I questioned, only causing Hisoka to laugh more.

Since Hisoka was to busy laughing at me, I stole a couple packs of Hisoka's bungee gum as payment for hanging out with him. If he no want me to have, then why not protected?

"I'm quite sure that those are mine~" Hisoka said. Not anymore bitch.

"Nope, there mine now." I replied, putting them into my bag. Hisoka sighed, though he allowed me to have them.

"You do know that I would usually kill anyone for doing that~" Hisoka mentioned. You love me to much to kill me.

"Talking about killing, this date has been overly wholesome, so we should go commit mass murder." I suggested.

"Alright~" Hisoka replied. So we committed mass murder. I also may or may not have burned down a couple buildings.

Word count: 1564

Fun Facts:

• Hisoka literally never shares Bungee gum. Shalnark once attempted to get a piece and ended up almost dying. Hisoka had to pay Machi a lot of money.

• Why do I feel like Hisoka would be hella wholesome if he actually liked someone, not just wanting to fight them- Because you can't tell me that Hisoka doesn't act like a literal child when he's by himself.

• I don't have another fun fact- so when are y'all's birthdays Ig?