Another update? Heh heh heh..

Hot people

Cool kid is now online

Cool kid
They said they didn't remember:(

Shalnark
Oh :(

Cool kid
Ik 😔

Cool kid
You're all not part of the troupe right?

Shalnark
Nope

Dad
No

Mother
No

Mom
Absolutely not

Feitan
no

Shizuku
No? What was the question again 😓

Gay
No

5 people are now online

Uvogin
No

Hole puncher
No

Kortopi
No

Nobunaga
Nope

Bonolenov
Nah

Cool kid
Now I'm even more suspicious-

Cool kid
Like why'd y'all just come online to
say no???

Cool kid
?????

Dad
Because we aren't part of the troupe

Cool kid
I'm not as dumb as I pretend to be 😒

Mother
We're not though

Hisoka
Liar~

Cool kid
What?

Dad
Hisoka.

Hisoka
They're part of the Phantom troupe~

Cool kid
I was kinda hoping it wasn't true 😕

Cool kid
And are you part of the troupe?

Hisoka
I was probably just kicked out~

Cool kid
Lol- guess I won't have to hate you
then

Shalnark
We're not part of the troupe tho- you
trust Hisoka more than us?

Cool kid
Manipulation?? 🧐🤨

Cool kid
That's why I can't trust the troupe

Dad
...

Shizuku
I don't know you but for some reason
that hurts

Cool kid
I'm leaving the chat don't try to find
me

Cool kid has left the groupchat

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Shalnark

Y/n🤪✨💅 is now online

Y/n🤪✨💅
This whole thing is a prank- add me
back pls-

Shalnark🙄✨💅 is now online

Shalnark🙄✨💅
Thank fucking god

Y/n🤪✨💅
I'm sorryyyyy- but it is hilarious-

Shalnark🙄✨💅
Yeah but tell me next time

Y/n🤪✨💅
I willlllll just add me backkkkk

Shalnark🙄✨💅
Alright- am I the only one who
knows??

Y/n🤪✨💅
Hisoka does

Shalnark🙄✨💅
U told him but not me 😔💔

Y/n🤪✨💅
Sorryyyyyyyyy

Shalnark🙄✨💅
You're lucky I'm adding you back

Y/n🤪✨💅
Yeah you're the bestest bestie❤️

Shalnark🙄✨💅
You still owe me

Y/n🤪✨💅
Damn

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Hot people

Cool kid is now online

Cool kid
Seriously 😒

Dad
You're legally not allowed to leave
(I'd like to inform you that after typing "You're legally" Gay was the first thing that popped up- so apparently Y/n is legally gay-)

Cool kid
Why not? What're you gonna do?
Murder me?

Hisoka
I wouldn't be surprised if they did~

Cool kid
Thanks for the warning

Mother
We won't kill you

Cool kid
Sure 🙄

Mom
We're not lying

Cool kid
Just like you weren't lying about not
being murderers? And about not being
apart of the troupe?

Shalnark
...We're not lying about this tho

Cool kid
Don't talk to me

Shalnark
Why?

Cool kid
Would you like a list? I can give you a
list

Dad
Y/n we're not evil

Cool kid
Then why'd you kill my friends family?
What good reason did you have?

Cool kid
Exactly. Stay quiet.

Shalnark
I'm not evil because I'm gay?

Cool kid
Valid reason- I no longer hate you

Gay
I'm technically also Gay-

Cool kid
...You just became one of my favorite
troupe members in a matter of seconds

Shalnark
Why am I laughing so hard 😂🤣

Shizuku
Shalnarks gay?

Cool kid
Wait a second- you're gay???

Shalnark
Bi-

Shalnark
✨Bi-myself✨

Cool kid
No- stop 🤣😂🤣

Hisoka
Didn't you hate us all a second ago?~

Cool kid
Everyone but you and Shalnark

Dad
Seems like you're trying to make yourself
hate us

Cool kid
Fuck off

Cool kid has changed Dad's name to Chrollo

Chrollo
...

Cool kid
You're lucky I'm lowkey terrified of you
so I'm not changing it to anything else

Cool kid
Why don't you all just leave me alone?

Cool kid
All you would lose is your form of entertainment after all

Hisoka
Hm~

Mother
We care about you Y/n

Mom
Even if you think we're evil

Feitan
No leave

Cool kid
Fuck- their convincing-

Cool kid
Hisoka help-

Hisoka
They're all manipulating you~

Hisoka
They just want they're form of
entertainment back~

Chrollo
Hisoka.

Cool kid
Thanks-

Cool kid
I don't trust you

Mother
Fuck you Hisoka

Gay
They're not manipulating you though

Cool kid
What're you doing now? Trying to get as
many people as possible to convince me otherwise??

Cool kid
Just like you did with the not being a part
of the troupe 🙄

Shalnark
You don't think I'm manipulating you
do you?

Cool kid
...

Shalnark
Y/n?

Cool kid
I'm not sure..

Shalnark
You are joking right?

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Shalnark

Y/n🤪✨💅 is now online

Y/n🤪✨💅
Yeah-

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Hot people

Cool kid
Why don't you all just leave me alone if
you "care about me" so much?

Mother
You know we can't do that Y/n

Mom
Then we couldn't make sure your safe

Hisoka
Then they'd lose their entertainment~

Chrollo
Hisoka if you speak again I will kill you.

Chrollo
Also we can't do that Y/n

Cool kid
Why not??

Cool kid
Because you would get bored?

Feitan
No.

Mother
Because we care about you to much

Cool kid
If you cared about me you'd let me leave

Shalnark
Leave then- I can find other
entertainment 😒

Cool kid
See?

Dad
Shalnark?

Mother
What the fuck?

Feitan
No.

Mom
Shalnark????

Shizuku
Shalnark?

Hisoka
See?~ He knows~

Cool kid
Yeah

Chrollo
I'm starting to think "He knows" is
referring to something different

Cool kid
...Maybe-

Mother
Y/n.

Cool kid
Help that's terrifying-

Shalnark
They probably know 😔

Cool kid
Damn😔

Mom
Explain.

Cool kid
I may have figured out y'all were the
troupe then used that to prank y'all 😶

Chrollo
Thank god

Chrollo
And you're grounded

Cool kid
Can we go back to the "Yay Y/n doesn't
hate us!" part-

Mom
No.

Feitan
no.

Cool kid
Damn 😔

Cool kid
...I just realized that I'm increasing my
chance of getting kidnapped-

Hisoka
That's alright~ Then I'll get to see you again
soon~

Cool kid
Ik 😩 then we can go on that date 😘

Chrollo
What.

Mom
What.

Shalnark
What.

Mother
Abso-fucking-lutely not.

Feitan
No.

Cool kid
Have fun ;)

Cool kid is now offline

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"You done eating ice cream?" I questioned. Kalluto nodded, so we walked off to find the lovebirds, or soon to be lovebirds.

"Hey Y/n! Hi Kalluto!" Gon yelled, apparently finding us first. I almost didn't recognize him, now that he doesn't look like a fucking piece of grass.

"Hi Gon." I greeted, completely ignoring Little-shits existence. I wonder how their date went... I'm so getting them together.. hehehe KilluGon.. yes KilluGon, a perfect name..

"What have you both been doing?" I asked. Yes how was your date, that you don't even know was a date??

"It was fun! Killua got me more ice cream, and then we went clothes shopping again, and then we went to the pet store, but Killua didn't buy me a pet because the arena doesn't allow them.." Gon replied. Fucking hell, this was more perfect than I planned! "What did you both do?" Gon added.

Kalluto hid behind me, not wanting to answer the question. "We wandered around a bit then got ice cream." I said before patting Kalluto's head.

After awhile we went back to the arena, Gon and Little-shit decided to fight a bit more, so me and Kalluto went back to our room to practice Nen.

"All you have to do is imagine your aura stop flowing." I explained. Kalluto tried it, succeeding on the first try. Is it normal to be proud of your illegally adopted child? I should ask google...

"Good job!" I praised, patting Kalluto on the head. Kalluto obviously enjoyed the praise, trying to hide a smile. He looks tired..

"You should go to sleep, alright?" I said, Kalluto nodded before heading off to go to sleep.

I exited the room, checking to see if Gon and Killua were asleep, which luckily they were. I signed up for a match, which I easily won. After another match I had made it to the 200th floor.

Upon arrival I used En, this time shaping it differently to sense everyone on the floor. Nobody overly strong seemed to be heading in my direction, though three weaker people were.

"Welcome to the 200th floor! You can sign up for a match over here." An employee said, after rounding the corner. I followed her, seeing the three weak people.

"A newbie." One of the whispered. I got tired of shaping En like I was, so I switched back to a sphere, ignoring everyone else around me. Eventually the employee person gave me paper, telling me to schedule a time.

The three people behind me walked towards me, well one of them did, the rest were apparently disabled. Fucking losers.

"Hey, when are you fighting?" One of them asked. So they want to fight me? Do they just chill here waiting for new people they can defeat easily? Their definitely losers then...

"March first." I replied, grabbing a form and tossing it at one of them.

"You're a cocky one aren't you?" The guy in a wheelchair said, filling out the form, requesting March first as his day to fight.

What the fuck.. whoever's coming up the elevator is fucking strong.. and weirdly familiar...

...

I swear to fucking god if that's Hisoka!

I activated In, walking away from the desk to hide around a corner, just as Hisoka got to this floor.

"H-Hisoka!" One of the people stammered. Damn there so scared of him.. also why the fuck is he here? Like I get that he's probably here all the time, but it's kinda sus...

Word count: 1770

Fun Facts:

• The troupe could be just manipulating Y/n into trusting them- and I could make Chrollo kill Y/n at the end- but I won't :) I definitely won't :) I'm just saying I could :) I'm definitely not thinking about it :)
Heh heh heh..

• Most of the troupe members didn't speak much during the prank, seeing how they didn't know Y/n much.

• Feitan has to say things out loud a couple of time before texting them to make sure he's texting the right thing.

Extra Fun Fact:

• I believe that Shizuku can forget someone, but she will still subconsciously remember them. So she can care about someone, but not know why she cares, which is low-key depressing-

Extra Fun Fact 2:

• I head cannon that Kalluto has extreme social anxiety, and Y/n is their comfort person, so whenever they have to talk to people (that aren't ice cream people) they hide behind Y/n. Also, Kalluto really enjoys being hugged and getting head-pats from Y/n, and only Y/n- mainly because he's hella touch starved and only trusts Y/n (and maybe Killua)