When I woke up Kalluto was already gone, most likely watching Gon's and Killua's fights, leaving the room all to me.

What should I learn now? Let's see I did En and Shu yesterday, so what's left?

Alright what's on this list..
•Zetsu
•In
•E̶n̶
•S̶h̶u̶
•Ken
•Ryu

Practicing Zetsu and learning In it is then. I probably shouldn't use Zetsu with so many Nen users around though.

After I got to a suitable place, an abandoned building pretty far away from the arena, I activated Zetsu.

So, how the actual fuck am I supposed to train this? Do I just keep it activated or some shit? I continued to keep Zetsu activated, ending up following animals around to see if they noticed me.

After awhile I got it to where animals couldn't notice me at all, so following humans was next on the list. You can call me a stalker, but this is completely for research purposes, and these people are hot.

I stalked different people over the next two hours, nobody noticing me. Which brought me to my next challenge, learning In.

How the fuck do I do this!?

...

If we could politely pretend that it didn't take five hours to figure out how to mask my aura, that would be appreciated. To be fair, instructions weren't really given.

By now about eight hours had passed, which gave me about four more hours before I should get back. Time to learn Ken I guess.

If I remember right, Ken is basically just Ren, but spread evenly? So this should be hella easy. I activated Ren, then activated Ten to create Ken.

Ken was basically just Ren, but more suited for defense then offense, which made it easy to learn. After learning Ken I headed back to the arena, definitely not because I'm lazy and Ryu sounds like a lot of work.. definitely not...

After getting back I went to look for my illegally adopted children and Chocolate-addicted-kid, which proved to be easy with the help of En.

"Hullo." I greeted after finding them. Gon jumped back, surprised by my sudden appearance.

"Hello." Kalluto replied.

"Hey, where did you go all day?" Killua questioned.

"I was training." I responded, technically not lying.

"Hi Y/n!" Gon greeted after the shock wore off. Y'know, looking as Gon gives me an idea..

"You all want to go shopping?" I asked, Gon needs new clothes, and I have M/n's credit card, it's a win-win.

"Me and Gon should continue fighting." Killua replied, starting to drag Gon away.

"Damn, guess I won't get chocolate robots.."

"Actually, we might have some free time." Killua stated, walking back towards me. So I just have to buy chocolate robots and Killua will do anything? Good to know.

"Shopping sounds fun!" Gon cheered. I will kill for you.

"Do you want to go Kalluto?" I asked, Kalluto just nodded as a response. "Perfect, we can go now then." I said, walking toward the elevator, everyone else not far behind.

After awhile we got to a mall, after stopping at a candy store for Killua of course. The first thing I did was drag Gon to a clothing shop, forcing him to get a better outfit, which Killua helped with.

Not the best, but definitely much better. Kalluto just went with a hoodie, which I can't blame him because those are comfortable as fuck.

Me and Killua continued to pick out outfits for Gon, whom didn't get any say, seeing how he had no fashion taste.

"Wait! We should do his hair to!" I announced. How did I not think of this before?

"Yes!" Killua agreed, already dragging Gon to a hair place. After Gon got his hair done we forced to change outfits again, creating a fucking masterpiece.

(Let's take a moment to appreciate the art-)

"I.. I think we've done it... I think we've made Gon look good.." I, over dramatically, said. I took a picture of the amazingness, sending it to Shalnark.

"We've done it.. now just to make sure Gon can never pick his own outfit again." Killua added. Yes, never let him wear that trash again.

"Hey! My old outfit wasn't that bad!" Gon shouted, turning away from us. Both me and Killua just stared at him in silence.

"...Maybe it was a little bad.." Gon muttered, Killua and me slowly nodded.

"I'm back." Kalluto announced, now back from wherever he went.

"Where'd you go anyways?" Killua asked.

"Ice cream." Kalluto answered.

"What's ice cream?" Gon questioned. What is it with these children not knowing what ice cream is!? I grabbed Gon's hand, dragging him to the ice cream place.

Killua and Kalluto sighed, reluctantly following me. I arrived at the ice cream place, Killua and Kalluto not far behind.

"Hi! Welcome to- Again!?" The cashier yelled, upon seeing Kalluto. How much ice cream did he eat this time?

"One chocolate ice cream cone please." I said, ignoring whatever just happened. The lady rung us up, before handing Gon his ice cream cone.

"Mmm! This is really good! We don't have this on Whale Island!" Gon exclaimed, rushing to finish his ice cream cone, rookie mistake.

Gon got his very first brain freeze not long after, causing Kalluto, Killua, and me to laugh.

"What was that?" Gon questioned, this is becoming a theme, I illegally adopt someone, I get them ice cream, they get a brain freeze, they question what just happened.

"A brain freeze, you should eat it slower." Kalluto explained. Perfect, now for the second most important reason I took them to the mall, getting Killua and Gon to date.

"Hey, me and Kalluto are gonna wander around, so you two stick together." I informed.

"Why? We're not children." Killua complained. You're literally twelve though?

"Alright! I'll stay with Killua!" Gon said. Me and Kalluto walked off, leaving Gon and Killua behind us.

"You're not going to follow them?" Kalluto asked once we were out of earshot.

"Not yet, phase one is just getting them to spend as much time as possible together." I explained.

Me and Kalluto ended up in the food court, which was actually a perfect place for what I had planned. I grabbed my laptop out of my bag, loading up the information on the four major principles.

"Hey Kalluto, how far are you on Ten?" I asked. I did explain what Ten was right?

"The thing I learned yesterday?" Kalluto asked, to which I nodded my head. "Alright I guess, it still takes some focus, and I can't keep it active while sleeping, but other then that I've pretty much got it down." Kalluto replied. That's pretty good!

"Do you want to try this?" I asked, scrolling to the Zetsu section. Kalluto skimmed through it, hesitantly nodding his head afterwards.

"Alright, you can try that when we get back to the arena, okay?"

"Alright." Kalluto said, most likely questioning his life choices again.

"So, what do you want to do now?" I asked. If I had to guess, it'd have something to do with ice cream.

"Can we get ice cream?" Knew it.

"Sure, but try to make it as expensive as possible." I replied. I started following Kalluto back to the ice cream place, giving him M/n's credit card once we got there.

I sat down at a table, knowing that it would take Kalluto awhile to get bored of ice cream. Might as well text the groupchat then.

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Hot people

Cool kid is now online

Cool kid
Hello inferior people and Shalnark

8 people are now online

Shalnark
Hey bestie 🤪

Cool kid
Heyyy 🤪

Hisoka
Hello darling~

Cool kid
Hello inferior creature

Shalnark
Plss- 🤣😂🤣🤣

Hisoka
Ouch~

Feitan
hi

Cool kid
Hello superior person

Shalnark
Not you simping- 😔✊

Cool kid
I believe in Feitan supremacy🛐

Dad
Feitan if you weren't part of the troupe
you would be dead by now.

Cool kid
Troupe???

Mother
He meant group-

Cool kid
Oh- sorry it reminded me of the
Phantom troupe

Mom
Do you have a problem with the
Phantom troupe?

Cool kid
They're all evil

Cool kid
They killed my friends family

Shalnark
Oh

Cool kid
Why did you want to know?

Mom
No reason I was just curious

Cool kid
Ok

Cool kid
Actually- now that I think about it

Shalnark
You can think?

Cool kid
Y'all are a group of murders

Cool kid
The Phantom troupe is a group of
murderers

Cool kid
Y'all have 13 members

Cool kid
Same as the troupe

Cool kid
That's kinda sus-

Dad
The fact that you think we're as strong
as the troupe is amazing

Cool kid
Yeah- ima just ask my friend what the
leaders name was again-

Mom
That's not necessary

Cool kid is now offline

Hisoka
That's interesting~

Mother
We're fucked

Shalnark
Y'all realize we're in the groupchat right?

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Irl

That wasn't really the plan, but making them worried about me hating them is fucking hilarious... Actually this is something Hisoka would definitely have fun doing.. and I could use some help with this..

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Hisoka

Y/n is now online

Y/n
Daddy 😩

Hisoka is now online

Hisoka
Hm?~

Y/n
It got you online-

Hisoka
⭐️-_-💧

Y/n
Anyways I need help messing with the
troupe-

Hisoka
So you do know that they're the
troupe~

Y/n
Yep

Y/n
And it would be appreciated if you
helped me make them think I hate
them

Hisoka
You're evil~

Y/n
Are you in or not

Hisoka
Of course~

Y/n
Thought so

Y/n
All you have to do is "reveal" that
they're the troupe after awhile :3

Hisoka
Alright~ and what do I get out of
this again?~

Y/n
Entertainment

Hisoka
I'll need more than that~

Y/n
I don't really need your help

Hisoka
Then what do I get for not telling
them~

Y/n
-_-

Y/n
I'll go on a date with you?

Hisoka
Deal~

Y/n
I regret that already :/

Hisoka
To late~

Y/n
Ik 😔

Y/n
But we should go back to the
groupchat-

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Fun Facts:

• Yeah- there was no way I was letting our illegally adopted child dress like that- Like no offense Gon but that outfit sucks- especially when you're standing next to Killua-

• Y/n and Killua definitely got a love-hate relationship going on- like Y/n would kill anyone who hurts Killua, and Killua would do the same for Y/n, but at the same time they argue everyday lol- this was completely accidental btw, I'll just pretend like I knew what I was doing tho 💅✨

• Y/n be speed running learning Nen- right now Y/n is stronger than the people Gon and Killua fought, the three disabled losers-