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Now onto the chapter!

"I'm thinking about leaving tomorrow, and I wanted to take Killua and Kalluto with me." I stated, earning a gasp from Kikyo.

"Already?" Kikyo questioned. You say that like it hasn't been a month.

"Yeah, we're planning on going to Heavens arena." Killua added. Killua had suggested that earlier, and, according to Hisoka, the 200th floor is full of Nen users.

"You've already gone to Heavens arena, there's no purpose." Killua's father stated.

"He could learn Nen." I responded.

"What's Nen?" Killua questioned. I'm kinda surprised that they haven't taught him Nen yet.

"That's unimportant right now." Their father replied.

"Are you sure you want to leave?" Kikyo asked. Yes. Definitely. A hundred percent. Let me steal your children and go.

"It'd be beneficial for Killua and Kalluto, and I want to get along better with your amazing children." I responded. Just let me steal your children.

"Oh, I do want you all to get along! Are you sure you have to leave though?" She questioned. How to respond...

"Yeah, me and Y/n will definitely get along better afterwards." Killua said. You're a fucking life saver.

"Hmm.. I guess I can let you go. Just make sure to train, and stay in contact with me.. oh and take Killua on missions, and..." Kikyo ended up giving us hundreds of rules, which was annoying. But at least we can leave. Kikyo and their father definitely is going to have an argument tonight.

After I finished dinner I went up to Illumi's room, to grab some clothes, more specifically, Illumi's clothes.

"So, you're leaving?" Illumi asked after i had entered the room.

"Yeah, Killua wants to leave." I replied, entering the closet to steal Illumi's hoodies. They're fucking comfortable okay?

"Are you seriously stealing my clothes?" Illumi questioned, now standing in the doorway.

"Of course, it'll remind me of you after all." I replied, grabbing more clothes. Illumi was a bit shocked by me saying that, causing him to just watch as I stole his clothes.

After grabbing all of his hoodies, I went to look for Jinx. "Jinx." I cooed, causing the most amazing cat in the world to show themselves. Jinx jumped up onto the bed, allowing me to pet him.

"I swear that cat seems to like you more than me." Illumi mumbled. Because he does. I'm the favorite. I decided to ignore him, focusing on Jinx instead.

Jinx started to notice that I smelled like another animal, and apparently decided it was time to reclaim me. Though I'm not complaining. Illumi sat down besides me, turning his attention to a book.

"So, you're planning on having Killua learn Nen?" Illumi asked after awhile.

"Mhm." I replied, still focused on Jinx. Jinx is a  literal god.

"Do you know enough about Nen to teach someone?" Illumi questioned. Haha, absolutely not.

"I know you and Hisoka, both of you can help train them." I replied.

"I'd prefer if Hisoka wasn't around Killua." Illumi stated. Honestly, same. Hisoka is no longer allowed near my children.

"I still know you though." I responded.

"I'll be busy." Illumi said, finally setting his book down.

"Hisoka it is then." I announced. There's no way I'm actually asking Hisoka for help.

"...I may have some time off." Ha!

"Thanks." I replied. Jinx moved off of my lap, laying down on his bed instead. Illumi picked up his book again, leaving me with nothing to do, well besides texting people of course.

Hot people

Cool kid is now online

Cool kid
Hello fellow humans

7 people are now online

Shalnark
Greetings earthlings

Mother
Seriously 😐

Cool kid
Lol

Dad
Sign below if you believe they both
need therapy

Mom
I'm signing

Mother
Same

Feitan
signed

Shizuku
I'm signing

Shizuku
Wait- What did I sign again?

Cool kid
Ouch- 💔

Shalnark
You betrayed us 💔

Dad
😑

Hisoka
I didn't sign darling~

Cool kid
Marry me 💍🛐

Shalnark
What about me-

Dad
No.

Mother
No.

Mom
No.

Feitan
no.

Shizuku
No- I think?

Hisoka
Sure~

Cool kid
Lol

Cool kid
Oh yeah I'm leaving Kukuroo mountain tomorrow

Dad
Good

Mother
Finally

Mom
Good

Hisoka
Alright~

Shalnark
Yay!

Feitan
good

Shizuku
Isn't that where the Zoldycks live??

Mom
Yes Shizuku

Shizuku
Oh- then why is Y/n there?

Mom
Amazing question

Cool kid
Tryna fuck Illu :3

Dad
What.

Mother
Absolutely not.

Mom
No.

Shalnark
No.

Feitan
no.

Hisoka
No~

Cool kid
Lol- dw I won't fuck Illu-

Feitan
good

Dad
Illu?

Mother
You better

Mom
Good

Shalnark
Alright

Hisoka
Illu?~

Cool kid
Uhh- it's his nickname Illumi is to
long-

Dad
Illumi isn't that long

Mother
^

Mom
^

Feitan
^

Shizuku
^

Hisoka
Alright~

Cool kid
Hiso=Official favorite

Dad
Hiso?

Mother
No.

Mom
Absolutely not.

Hisoka
I'm fine with that~

Shalnark
No-

Feitan
No.

Shizuku
No???

5 people are now online

Gay
No.

Uvogin
No

Hole Puncher
No- absolutely not.

Kortopi
Please don't feed his ego

Nobunaga
No. Hisoka doesn't deserve a nickname
from anyone.

5 people are now offline

Cool kid
Fine ☹️

Hisoka
Aw~

Cool kid
Ima go tho-

Shizuku
Bye!

Mom
Bye

Shalnark
Ima die for this-

Cool kid
?

Shalnark
Bye 😘

Dad
Shalnark.

Cool kid
Oh- Bye 😘

Cool kid
Love you 😩

Cool kid is now offline

Shalnark
I-

Shalnark
Wait no

Shalnark
Stop

Shalnark
Someone hel-

Shalnark is now offline

I set my phone down and laid in bed for about three hours, attempting to fall asleep. Insomnia's a fucking bitch. After awhile I gave up on sleep.

What to do before everyone wakes up and Kikyo decides to be annoying... I'm going to be way to fucking sleep deprived to deal with her. 

...Technically speaking, if I woke some people up and left now I wouldn't have to deal with her.. I stood up, looking for a hoodie.

"What're you doing?" Illumi asked, setting his book down beside him.

"Going to wake Killua and Kalluto up and leave." I replied, grabbing a hoodie to put on. They've got so much money, why the fuck isn't there heating?

"You want to get away from me that bad?" Illumi asked with a (fake) hurt expression.

"I want to avoid your mother." I scoffed. There's no way I'm going to have the patience to deal with her. I picked up Jinx, giving him some attention as a goodbye.

"I can't blame you." Illumi muttered while getting off the bed. Wait! I gotta do something before I leave!

"Can I do your hair?" I asked, Illumi hesitantly nodded as a reply. I started putting up his hair, have I ever mentioned how soft that shit is? It's literally so fucking perfect, it should be illegal to have that perfect of hair. I wonder if Killua's hair is this soft...

I continued messing with his hair, attempting different styles to see how they looked on him and such. After awhile I, reluctantly, stopped playing with his hair, I still had to avoid Kikyo after all.

I gave Jinx a quick goodbye kiss, god I'm gonna miss Jinx. "Wow, Jinx gets a kiss but not me?" Illumi said, jokingly.

Illumi waited for a response, and me, being the chaotic person I am. I grabbed his shirt, pulling him closer before kissing him. I pulled away not even a second later, leaving a shocked look on Illumi's face. (*sniff* is that a.. garbage kissing scene I smell?... *Gasp* It is!)

...Surprisingly, no regrets.

"I- you just- what?" Illumi murmured, still shocked. That was mostly a I-want-chaos thing, but damn, I should do that more often... Making out with Illumi would mess with the troupe .. And it would be hot.. Definitely going to do this again then. I'm surprised he's even shocked though, being an assassin and all.

"Happy now?" I asked, Illumi ignored me, still confused on what just happened. I mean, it was a perfect opportunity. You can't say that shit around me and not expect me to do that.

I silently left the room, leaving a confused Illumi behind. I entered Killua's room, Killua instantly woke up once the door opened. He looked at me, then immediately laid back down. Seriously? But, I would do the same though.

"Wake up." I said, causing Killua to groan.

"Five more years.." Killua mumbled, turning away from me. I feel that.

"If we want to avoid Kikyo we should leave now." I mentioned. Killua instantly shot up, jumping out of bed to grab clothes.

I figured Killua was up, so I went on to Kalluto's room, which was conveniently right next to Killua's. Kalluto also woke up once I entered the room. Though, unlike Killua, he actually sat up instead of attempting to go back to sleep.

"What time is it?" He mumbled, glancing out his window.

"About two AM. Killua and me want to avoid Kikyo." I replied. Kalluto slowly got out of bed, grabbing some clothes out of his closet. I silently exited his room, walking towards the front door.

I had gotten to the living room, where their grandfather happened to be. We made awkward eye contact. He silently questioned what I was doing, which I felt obligated to answer, seeing how I literally stayed in his house for about a month.

"Avoiding Kikyo." I muttered, he nodded before going back to reading. I finally exited the house, rushing to the gatekeepers house.

Once I got there I jumped into Gons room, through the window that was conveniently left open. I woke Gon up, whom was surprisingly hyper for being woken up so earlier.

"Hey Y/n!" Gon whisper-yelled.

"Hey, we're leaving early." I whispered back. Gon had insisted on bringing Layoreo and Pikachu with us, well outside the gate at least.

Killua and Kalluto met up with us at the gate, obviously glad to be getting out of that hellhole. Pikachu and Layoreo were both basically falling asleep, the rest of us were well awake by now.

Killua opened the gate, rushing to leave. We followed him out, the gatekeeper greeting us.

"Hello young masters." The gatekeeper said, most of us ignored him, Gon being the only one to reply.

"Hi! We're leaving early! Thanks for letting us stay!" Gon replied excitedly.

"Alright." The gatekeeper responded before going back to his duties.

Gon ended up having a conversation with Pikachu and Layoreo, which I couldn't be bothered to listen to. All I know is they aren't coming with us, and we're all meeting back up in Yorknew at some point.

It was finally time to leave, we all headed to the town, getting on the next airship to the city Heavens arena was located.

Word count: 2000

Fun Facts:

• A friendly reminder that I haven't wrote romance before (or literally anything for that matter), so I made it as quick as fucking possible, which is fine because you gremlins will take whatever you can get :3

• Not me trying to write this chapter and then fucking writing a whole one sentence before taking a hour break while I'm internally screaming at myself to get the chapter done.😔

• I'm so fucking excited to write the Heavens arena arc- like y'all don't even understand, I have so many ideas for this arc, I've been waiting to write this arc since chapter 13- chapter fucking 13- like that was (probably) a month ago! A fucking month of waiting! I started updating every day to fucking write this arc! And you wanna know what else I wanna write? The Yorknew arc! Ima (attempt to) speed run writing!

Extra Fun Fact:

• Zeno definitely covered for you the next day- like Kikyo was whining that y'all already left and shit, things along the lines of "I can't believe they left early!" And "Do they even appreciate me!?" And Zeno made up an excuse to why y'all left, mostly to shut Kikyo up, but still-