"This is a robbery! On the ground!" Someone shouted, shooting the ceiling a few times. Everyone immediately got in the ground, some falling off there chairs in the process. Which was fucking hilarious. But seriously, twice in one day!?

"You two! On the ground!" The guy shouted, pointing the gun at me and Killua. Out of boredom, I decided to cooperate, Killua following my lead.

"Why are we on the ground." Killua whispered to me. Amazing question! I have no idea.

"I'm bored." I whispered back, to which Killua just stared at me, then shrugged, well tried to. It's a difficult task to do when you're laying down.

"Give me all the cash in the register!" The guy yelled, pointing the gun at the cashier. The cashier stated putting the cash into a bag, then handed it to the guy.

"You won't get away with this! I've already called the cops!" A random guy yelled, fucking imbecile. The robber pointed the gun at the guy, whom instantly knew, he fucked up.

"Thanks for the warning." The robber replied, shooting the guy. Yo! Someone got shot this time! Maybe I won't kill this guy!

"Now, who wants the role of hostage?" The robber asked, my and Killua's hands instantly shot up. "Hmm? You both are... odd? I'll take you both hostage then." The robber said, both me and Killua got off the ground, hands above our heads. Yes! This will be fun!

The robber pointed the gun at our heads, gesturing for us to go out the back door. "Any attempts to escape and I'll shoot." The robber threatened, me and Killua nodded in response.

See, Killua challenged me to the quiet game, and to make it more interesting, we have to be hostages.

The robber followed us, gun pointed at our heads. Once we got out of the building, and made sure there were no cops, we got further instructions. "I'll guide you to the getaway car, attempt to run and I shoot." The robber instructed, we walked away from the restaurant.

"We're here, get in the car." The robber said. Ooo! We're gonna be kidnapped! Yay! Me and Killua got in the car.

"You kidnapped two kids!? That wasn't part of the plan!" The getaway driver yelled.

"The cops were called, we need hostages!" The robber yelled back. The driver scoffed, and started driving. The cops were surrounding the restaurant when we passed by. They didn't attempt to stop the car, so we ended up at the criminals house.

"What do we do with the kids?" The driver asked, now pacing back and forth the living room.

"I don't know!" The robber shouted.

"Well we aren't going to kill two innocent children!" The driver yelled.

"But they know to much, we can't let them go!" The robber yelled back.

"Then what are we supposed to do!?"

"I don't know!"

"Then figure something out!"

"You're the smart one!"

"You kidnapped them!"

"It was the only safe way out!"

"They're children!"

"They asked to be hostages!"

"What?"

"What?"

Pfttttt- I had to contain my laughter, seeing how we still had to be quiet.

"They what?" The driver asked.

"I asked who wanted to be a hostage and they raised there hands." The robber explained.

"Seriously? Are you two fucking suicidal?" The driver questioned, me and Killua both looked at each other, looked back, then started rapidly nodding our heads.

"Dude! You can't cuss in front of children!" The robber said. Didn't you literally kill somebody in front of us?

"Oh! Sorry!" The driver apologized. What the hell is wrong with these guys? They completely switched their personalities when they got here.

"Now, aren't we supposed to rob the jewelry store tomorrow?" The robber asked, immediately getting shushed by the getaway driver.

"Now they definitely know to much!" The driver said, facepalming.

"Oh sh- I mean, oh well." The robber replied. Did you literally just stop yourself from cussing? You killed someone in front of us for crying out loud!

"What the hel- I mean, what are we supposed to do now? I'm sure you don't have any ideas!" The driver asked. You to!? Cmon, we're not five!

"...I have an idea." The robber responded.

"Any good ideas?" The driver corrected.

"I have an idea." Please- I'm dying- help-

"...Fine. What's this idea of yours?" The driver questioned, looking like he's completely given up on life.

"Okay, here me out, we take them with us, and they help us rob the store!" The robber replied. That's either the worst or best plan I've ever heard.

"Absolutely not. They'd either rat us out, or escape." The driver said. ...But we literally volunteered to be here?

"Will you guys rat us out?" The robber asked turning towards us, me and Killua shook our heads 'no' in response. "See? They won't rat us out."

You're an absolute idiot, but the driver should believe you because I want to hear your stupid plans to have us help y'all.

"They could be lying!" The driver shouted, officially done with his bullshit.

"They can't even talk, how will they rat us out!?" Wait, this can work in our favor!

"...fine. ONLY because we have no other options." The driver replied, putting extra emphasis on 'Only'.

"Yay! Now how can they help..." He immediately looked at the driver.

"No. I'm not going to come up with a plan." The driver said, turning to walk away.

"Then we'll bust down the front door, shoot everyone before they can call the cops, then grab the jewelry and leave." The robber stated, immediately annoying the driver. To be fair, me and Killua could pull that off.

"You can't just bust through the front door! The only way you could is if you put gas into the vents, the enter through the front with gas masks!" The driver shouted, annoyed by the stupid idea, that barely qualified as a plan.

"Thanks for the idea." The robber said, grinning.

"...I hate you, if the kids weren't here I'd cuss you out." The driver replied, leaving the room. They act like they didn't threaten to kill us a minute ago!

"...Wait no, I have no idea how to do that!" The robber shouted, running to catch up with the driver.

Me and Killua took the opportunity to untie ourselves from the chairs, then raided our robbers kitchen, as one does.

Killua stole all the snacks, so I started to bake a cake. Might as well see how much we can do before we get caught. While the cake was cooking me and Killua played a couple games of Uno.

A little while later

The score was tied, both of us at twenty five wins. We agreed that this would be the last game, whoever wins is better than the other. The stakes were high, have bad luck and it's over.

Killua and me both had amazing poker faces, making it impossible to tell if he had good cards. My cards were average, I could win this. Killua will have to admit that I'm far superior to him.

Killua played his card, I played mine. The game lasted what seemed to be forever. I played down my last card, winning the game.

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Okay! I may have cheated!

But it was necessary! Killua was about to win, and Hisoka may have shown me some ways to cheat any card game! It's not my fault!

Killua set his cards down, keeping his poker face on. It was hard to tell if he actually didn't care, or if he was just pretending.

I decided not to think about it, checking on the cake instead. I was forced to make a chocolate cake, because Killua has an addiction.

I took the cake out of the oven, setting it down to cool. Now let's see if I can get frosting on it before Killua eats it all.

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Nevermind... stupid chocolate addicted child. How can you even eat a unfrosted cake?

Our kidnappers entered the living room, shocked that we were no longer tied to the chairs.

"How'd they get out!?" The robber yelled, frantically searching the room.

"I don't know!" The driver yelled back, searching the room as well.

I walked out of the kitchen, entering the living room. Killua entered right behind me, earning us a sigh of relief from the driver.

"How'd you both get out of the chairs?" The driver questioned after calming down a bit. Both of us just shrugged in response, not wanting to try to explain without talking.

The robber didn't question it, instead he started to explain the plan.

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Fun Facts:

• Y/n definitely asked Hisoka to teach them how to cheat in card games-

• I enjoy it when y'all comment :3 also voting for chapters and following me would be appreciated- how are y'all enjoying the book though?

• A bit of an odd question, but how old do you think I am? Just curious-

A/n thingy? Voting? Idk-

Ok- ok- look what I found!!

Hisoka stop- no-

Okay! So like what if I made Gon and Killua join the troupe?? The absolute ✨c h a o s✨ it would cause!

Also-

Should I have Y/n get kidnapped by the troupe with Gon and Killua?

Or

Should Y/n meet the troupe before then? Like Hisoka just drags them to the meeting or smthn?

Cause I have ideas for both and I can't choose-