I powered off my phone, putting it back in my pocket as Kalluto woke up.

"Did I fall asleep here?" Kalluto's mumbled, sitting up. Cute! Must adopt, illegally of course.

"Yeah, good morning." I replied, moving my legs to a more comfortable position.

"Sorry." Kalluto's said.

"It's fine, how was your sleep?" I asked.

"Good.. the clothing helped." He replied, standing up. I stood up, which proved to be difficult after sitting like that for so long.

"That's nice, I can convince your mother to let you wear them more often." I said, following him out of the room. "By the way your mother has a photo of us sleeping next to each other now." I mentioned.

"Oh." He said, walking into the dining room.

"There you are! How was your sleep dear?" Kikyo asked, basically ignoring Kalluto's existence. Illumi stared at Kalluto's clothes before shaking his head and going back to eating.

"Good morning mother." I said, sitting down in between to Kalluto an Kikyo.

"Ma why are they calling you that?" The fat kid whined before stuffing his face with food.

"Don't disrespect our guest!" Kikyo said, hitting him.

"Sorry momma.." the fat kid replied. Momma's boy much.

"So Y/n dear, how long do you plan on staying?" Kikyo asked. Uhhhh..

"However long they want." Illumi replied for me. Illumi i love you so much right now.

"Ah you both are to perfect for each other!" Kikyo squealed.

"It's because Illumi's perfect, you raised him after all." I complimented, Illumi's father and grandfather noticed what I was doing, though made no comment.

"Eeek! I'm so glad someone notices!" Kikyo said. Earning a eye-roll from Illumi's father.

"Mother, can me and Kalluto go shopping today?" I asked.

"Of course!" She replied, still excited from receiving a complaint. "I'll send a butler with you!" She added.

"Thank you." I replied, noticing Kalluto smiling. So cute! "We'll go right after breakfast if that's okay." I added.

"Alright! Gotoh prepare a butler to go with them." Kikyo commanded.

After breakfast

"You ready Kalluto?" I asked, getting a nod in return. I entered the car, Kalluto getting in on the other side. The butler drove us to the mall, getting out behind us.

"Where do you want to go first?" I asked Kalluto, whom pointed at a hot topic immediately. We headed in that direction, the butler following us.

Kalluto picked out a couple of shirts, and surprisingly some chokers and skirts as well, before we payed and then left.

I followed Kalluto to different stores, mostly watching him shop, buying a couple hoodies and (suits or dresses) for myself.

Once we exited the mall I remembered an important fact, a very important fact...

"Kalluto want to stop for some ice cream?" I asked, earning a confused look from Kalluto.

"What's ice cream?" He questioned. I knew it! I trusted you Kikyo, please tell me at least Killua know what ice cream is!

"Stop at Baskin Robbins." I said to the butler.

"What's ice cream?" Kalluto asked again. I'm so sorry..

"You'll love it I promise." I replied, not actually knowing how to describe it.

"Alright..." Kalluto responded, starring out the window. Once we reached Baskin Robbins I immediately dragged Kalluto inside, ordering us both a chocolate ice cream cone.

"This is really good.." He said, rushing to finish the ice cream cone, immediately stopping after getting a brain freeze.

"..."

"..."

I started laughing, trying hard not to attract to much attention, which I failed at. Kalluto just starred at the ice cream cone with a confused expression.

"You're just like Illumi I swear." I said, still attempting to hold back a laugh. Kalluto seemed to be even more confused now, probably wondering if that was a compliment or insult. "It's a good thing don't worry." I added.

"Why did my head hurt?" Kalluto questioned. Illumi 2.0

"That's a brain freeze, just eat it slower." I replied. After Kalluto finished the ice cream cone, we got him another, this time mint chocolate chip. Kalluto stayed there, trying every flavor of ice cream, sometimes trying the same flavor two or three times. The concerned looks we got from the employees every time we went back up were hilarious though.

After we finished concerning the Baskin Robbins employees, we decided to go see a movie, which I let Kalluto pick. Kalluto seemed confused every time I asked for his opinion, which was sad.

"Did you like the movie?" I asked Kalluto, whom had decided to watch Scream.

"It was unrealistic.. but other than that it was good." Kalluto replied, then proceeded to rant about why it was unrealistic. I just listened, throwing in a couple of reason as well. I'm glad he's getting used to saying what's on his mind.

"Want to get dinner?" I asked, which Kalluto agreed to, probably not wanting to go home yet. We went to Olive Garden, seeing how Kalluto said he didn't want to go anywhere fancy.

"The foods alright, I like the breadsticks.." Kalluto said, eating his fiftieth breadstick. I enjoyed watching the looks on the employees faces as they refilled the breadsticks.

"We should do this again some time." I mentioned, walking out of the Olive Garden.

"Yeah." Kalluto replied, kind of sad that it was over already.

"I bet I could convince your mom to allow you to come with me when I leave." I added, causing Kalluto to instantly brighten up.

"Really?" Kalluto asked.

"Sure." I said, patting his head. He leaned against me, dozing off for the rest of the car ride. I ended up carrying him inside, though the butler offered to, I wanted to make sure he didn't wake up.

I put Kalluto in his room before heading towards Illumi's room, knocking on the door.

"Come in." Illumi said. I opened the door, seeing him sitting there with Jinx.

(This photo is the reason I created Jinx-)

Jinx woke up after hearing me enter, immediately jumping down from the bed to greet me. "Hello there Jinx." I said, petting him.

"Hello." Illumi greeted, getting off of the bed.

"Hi, I just realized that I don't actually have a room." I replied, picking Jinx up.

"Mother thinks we're dating so you're kinda stuck with me." Illumi said. So I get to spend more time with Jinx? Yes!

"Oh, alright." I responded, sitting on the bed. Jinx is such a good cat, I wouldn't even complain if he took over the world. (It would be hilarious if I made Jinx actually take over the world-)

"Oh, M/n texted me earlier, want to see the amazing conversation we had?" I asked, immediately gaining Illumi's attention.

"Yes." Illumi replied, sitting next to me. I showed him the conversation, which he found hilarious.

"..."

"So, boyfriend?" Illumi said. I forgot I called him that...

"...Yep." I replied, not sure what else to say.

"..I mean everyone already thinks that anyways." Illumi added. Wait a fucking minute.

"Holy shit are we dating?" We sleep in the same room, I've met his family, his mother loves me, we went on a date, we have illegally adopted children, we have a cat.. fucking shit.

"...good question." Illumi replied.

"We're just non-officially dating..." I said, shocked by the new information.

"..."

"..."

"Are we just going to ignore the fact that we're basically dating, because we both couldn't survive in a relationship?" I asked. (Had to resist the urge to make them date officially because this is supposed to be a harem thing-)

"Yes, yes we are." Illumi replied, seemingly glad that conversation was over.

"Perfect. Now do you know where your mother is?" I asked. I want to show her the conversation.

"No, I'd check the living room." Illumi suggested. I headed toward the living room, extremely relieved that she was there, seeing how I didn't want to have to look.

"Y/n! How was shopping? Did you have fun? I'm glad you're getting along with Illumi's siblings, seeing how they'll be your siblings to soon!" Kikyo said upon seeing me.

"It was fun, your children are amazing. I have something to show you though." I replied.

"Oh! What do you want to show me dear?" Kikyo said, gesturing me over to her.

"M/n texted me, I wanted to show you our conversation." I replied, grabbing my phone out of my pocket.

"Did you tell her you and Illumi were dating?" Kikyo asked, clearly excited to see the messages.

"Yes, she probably thinks I'm being manipulated by you guys for information on her." I replied, opening the messages.

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Fun Facts:

• Kalluto tried every combination of cones and ice cream flavors (over 500 cones-) so they were there for hours, so when the employee left he was basically traumatized by Kalluto. Kalluto decided that a mix of strawberry and chocolate with a waffle cone was his favorite.

• I thought about giving Jinx shape shifting powers- but then I realized that he could have a human form and you all are simps so- I'm now thinking about making him a god of space, abilities all being based of stars and black holes and shit- thoughts?

• Thoughts on having Kalluto be allowed to go with Y/n to heavens arena? Killua and Kalluto would get to interact more- and Kalluto's hella underrated-