"So, who's the oldest?" Urara asked. Oh yeah, who is cult leader?

"I'm sixteen." Anzai and Shuko both said.

"Damn, I'm fifteen." Harou whined.

"Fourteen." Urara added. So I'm the oldest!

"Eighteen, meaning I can legally adopt you all if I kill your parents." I stated.

"I would laugh, but I'm fifty percent sure that's not a joke. Also, I love how we're all ignoring the fact that Y/n is a potential serial killer." Harou said. Oh yes, please completely ignore that.

"Well if the police catch us they're more likely to go after Y/n." Urara said. The betrayal!

"Oo! Right, right!" Shuko agreed. How dare you!

"I'd just kill the police." I state. Ha, I win.

"..."

"..."

"So how long are we planning on staying here?"  Urara asked.

"I don't know, until we won't get in trouble?" Harou replied.

"You'll probably get in trouble no matter what, it's really just go big or go home."

"You underestimate my willingness to go home." Anzai muttered. Mood.

"We could go with the kidnapping idea." Shuko said.

"It could work, our parents have no idea what was on the paper. We'll just say it was a threat, then we were kidnapped." Urara added.

"How long are we going to be 'kidnapped' for then?" Harou asked.

"A week would be believable, but not give them to much of a heart attack... probably." Urara responded.

"Then I recommend you turn your phones off." I said, causing everyone to immediately grab their phones.

"So are we seriously doing this?" Anzai asked. If by 'this' you mean pretending to be kidnapped so you don't get in trouble because you broke the law, yes, yes you are.

"It seems so." Harou replied.

"We might as well get to know each other then!" Shuko beamed. "I'll start! I'm Shuko, well you already know that, you can call me Shu! I go by she/her. And I like art!"

"I guess I'll go, just call me Harou, I go by
he/him. I like sports."

"Urara or Ura is fine, she/her. And listening to music."

"Anzai, Z, or Zai, he/him, and gaming."

"Y/n or N/n, (pronouns), and (hobby)."

"Perfect! Now we know each other better, that makes us friends!" Shuko said, earning blank stares in return. "Oh! Only if you want to be, though! I don't want to force you to do anything, it's totally your choice! You don't have to! I won't get mad or anything!" Shuko started rambling.

"It's fine, we can be friends." Harou replied, causing Shuko to smile.

"I'm fine with that." I add.

"Same." Anzai and Urara said.

"Perfect!" Shuko said.

"..."

"..."

"So.. anyone have any ideas on what to do?" Harou asked.

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Damn."

"We could play truth or dare?" I suggest.

"Ooo yea!"

"I'm fine with that.".

"Same."

"Alright."

"Perfect! I'll go first, Urara truth or dare?" I asked.

"Truth." Urara replied. Well that's boring.

"Hmmm, do you have a crush?" I asked. Ah yes, very original.

"No. My turn, Harou truth or dare?" Boring.

"Truth." You're all boring.

"What's your biggest fear?" That's a little interesting at least.

"Uhhh, being abandoned I guess." Ha, L, loser, bozo, loser, imagine being scared of anything. Dude would probably be scared of Hisoka, loser.

"So, Y/n truth or dare?" Harou asked. Yo finally!

"Dare." Because I'm not a loser.

"I dare you to tell us about whoever your dating!" They are very interested in that for some reason...

"Uhh, his name's Illumi, what do you want to know?" I ask.

"What does he look like?"

"He's got long black hair, I can show you a photo." I said, grabbing out my phone.

"Just don't tell him I have a photo of him." I add.

"Woah! He's so pretty!" Shuko yelled.

"You gonna try to steal their boyfriend?" Anzai teased. He'd kill her before she even said anything. (Get yourself a man like Illumi, or a woman Ig-)

"Wha- no! Of course not!" Shuko shouted.

"He's just teasing you." Urara said. Aww, it was fun to watch though!

"Is he also an assassin?" Harou questioned.

"Yeah." I replied.

"Aren't assassin supposed to stay undercover or something?" Anzai asked. Good question..

"I don't know, only the weak ones I guess." I respond.

"So you're strong then?" Urara asked. I can't believe that's even a question.

"Yup." I said, popping the p.

"Wow! You're so cool!" Shuko praised. Yes, feed my ego. I'm better than everyone, especially Killua.

"We don't even know if they're that strong, they could've lied." Harou said. How dare you.

"Does anyone want to attack them then?" Anzai asked.

"..."

"..."

"Thought so." Anzai is now my official favorite.

"Hullo." Illumi greeted, entering the building.

"Yo, isn't that the person you abandoned on you're date?" Harou asked.

"Yeah, didn't you say he was an eight or nine out of ten?" Anzai added. I'm being exposed!

"So higher then Hisoka?" Illumi asked.

"'Bout the same." I responded.

"Who's Hisoka!? Show us a picture!" Shuko said, causing the cult to crowd around me.

"Illumi wins, one hundred percent." Urara said. Hmmm...

"Nah, this Hisoka guy is way cooler." Harou disagreed. Ah yes, argue, I need chaos.

"I'll show you another photo of them." I said.

"Why do you have a photo of me?" Illumi asked, now behind me. Holy shit! When did he get there?

"Uhhhhhhhh...."

"Because they think you're hot." Anzai said. Why must you expose me like this!

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"You're hot." I was already exposed, might as well.

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Thanks..."

"You're both meant for each other." Urara said. Damn, that hurts.

"Ouch." I responded. The betrayal.

"Can I kill her?" Illumi asked. No.

"No."

"Why?"

"No killing my cult members."

"Yeah! No killing their cult members!" Shuko said.

"...I'll just kill one?" Illumi, no.

"No."

"Fine."

A couple hours of Illumi asking to kill
people later

"Illumiiiiiiii"

"What?"

"You should take me to dinner." I said, I'm starving!

"No."

"Please?"

"Why should I?"

"Because you love me."

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"Fine." That worked!?

"..."

"Alright love birds, have fun!" Harou said, pushing me out the door.

"..."

"..."

"So where do you want to go?" Illumi asked. Hmm, well he is paying....

"Anywhere you want." I replied.

"Alright."

"..."

"..."

"It's nice outside." I mention. I'm amazing at small talk.

"Yeah."

"..."

"..."

"You look nice." Illumi complemented.

"Thanks, you do to." I replied.

✨At the restaurant✨

"Hello, what can I get for you both today?" The waitress asked.

"(Favorite food) and water please." I replied.

"I'll order what they're ordering." Illumi added.

"Alright! I'll have that right out!" The waitress said.

"..."

"..."

"So... did you have fun today?" I asked.

"...Yeah. Did you?" Illumi replied.

"Yeah. The zoo was a lot of fun." I replied.

"Mhm"

"Here you go! Have fun on your date!" The waitress said.

"We will." I replied.

"..."

"So you admit it's a date now?" Illumi asked.

"Of course, dating you would annoy the shit out of people." I replied.  "Plus you're hot.." I added.

"..."

"..."

"You think I'm hot?" Illumi asked.

"Yeah."

"...Nice."

"..."

✨✨💞💖After Eating💖💞✨✨

"So, you want to go anywhere else?" Illumi asked.

"Hmm... we can walk around if you want, it's really nice out."

"Sure.."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"You should take my jacket, it's cold." Illumi mentioned, giving me his jacket.

"...Thanks.."

"Mhm."

"..."

"..."

"Wanna head back to the building?" I asked.

"Sure." Illumi answered.

"..."

"There's a lot of cops..." I mention.

"Probably because four kids were kidnapped." Illumi responds. Ohhhh, right.

"Oh, that makes sense." I reply.

"..."

"..."

"There's a lot of cops heading in this specific direction..." I mention.

"We should check on your cult.." Illumi says. We both run in the direction of the building.

"Fuck!" I say, seeing the cops gathering around the building.

"They don't seem to have caught them quite yet." Illumi analyzed. Good.

"Come out with your hands in the air!" The cops yelled. I'm going to kill them.

"No!" Shuko yelled back. Good child.

"We're coming in then!" The police shouted. I quickly slaughtered them all, creating a blood bath.

"Y/n!?" Harou shouted. As I entered the building, Illumi not far behind.

"You killed them..." Urara muttered, starring out the window.

Word count: 1443

Fun Facts:

• Illumi took you to a fancy restaurant, so everyone there was in fancy dresses and suits. You and Illumi were in casual clothes, just thought I should point it out yk.

• The cult high-key ships you and Illumi! Technically they already think you both are dating- but they think you make the best couple!

• The waitress low-key ships you and Illumi- y'all make a ✨💞perfect couple💞✨

A/n

Updates are going to slow done because I'm going on vacation soon :(

here's this tho :)