(Guard ^ minus the sword- Also thanks Allura_Aroma for the idea!)

"So~ What are you planning on doing now
darling?~"

"I don't know." I respond. Guess I haven't really thought about it..

"You could stay with me~" Hisoka suggests. No, absolutely not.

"I'd rather stay with Illumi." I reply. At least he isn't a pedophile.

"Ouch~"

"I'd be fine with that." Illumi adds. Huh?

"Wait, what?"

"I could use some help on this mission, seeing how my arm is now broken." Illumi explains. I guess that makes sense.

"Alright." Might as well.

"Aw~ you're abandoning me~" Hisoka complains.

"Yes." I respond.

"Meet me out front in ten minutes." Illumi said before walking off.

"See ya." I add, now walking away from Hisoka.

"You don't even enjoy my company?~ I'm hurt~" Hisoka says like the drama queen he is.

I completely ignore Hisoka, and go to look for Gon.

"We can look it up online." Oh, there they are. Also look what up?

"Hey!" Bald ninja turtle?

"Oh! Hanzo-san!" Actually, his name is bald ninja turtle.

"Hey guys!" Might as well join the conversation, and not eavesdropping like the loser I am.

"Hi Y/n!" Gon greeted. So precious.

"I'm heading back home. It was a short, yet seemingly long acquaintance, but i had fun." Bald ninja turtle said.

"So did I!" Gon replied.

"If you ever visit my country let me know. I'll give you the serious tour, no tourist traps." Bald ninja turtle said, now walking away.

"I still want to kill that guy, Shalnark would probably help." I mention.

"You've talked about 'Shalnark' before, and the name seems oddly familiar. If I could ask, how do you know him?" Kurapika questions.

"Oh! I met him and Y/n when they lyric pranked me!" Gon replied.

"And I'm in a groupchat with him." I add.

"Ah, not trying to invade, but who else is in the groupchat?" Kurapika asks.

"Uh, let's see, there's Chrollo, Hisoka, Machi, Pakunoda, Shalnark, umm Uvogin, Feitan, that's who I remember, oh, and Shizuku." I answer.

"Hey Kurapika you good? Your eyes are red again..." Leorio said, backing up.

"Kurapika?" Gon asks.

"I'm fine." Kurapika replied, taking deep breaths to calm down.

"Hey! Sorry about getting so excited back there." Oh, the salmon haired guy.

"..No, I also lost control. Please forgive me." Kurapika responded.

"No, I only got mad because you were right. I was using you to take out my frustration for winning by default. But I'm over it now! Since I passed, I'm going to make the best of it! The question is what to do next." The guy replied.

"Yes, you're right." Kurapika seems calmer now.

"Ima go now." I say, heading towards the front.

"Bye Y/n!" Gon shouts.

"Bye!" I shout back.

(SpongeBob narrator voice)
A few minutes later

"Hello." I greet.

"Hello." Illumi responds.

"So what is this job anyways? You said something about needing a hunters license for it." I ask.

"There's a club only accessible to Hunters, my target owns it." Illumi explains.

"So does she know Nen?" I question.

"The target doesn't, her bodyguards do. I'll explain more on the way." Illumi says, getting into a car.

"Nakashima Ayumi, she's our target." Illumi said, handing me a photo.

"That's a photo of her. I'll take out the guards, so you'll take out the target."

"Alright."

"How to separate her from the guards is up to you. I'd be careful, everyone there is a Hunter, though many are new and don't know Nen." Illumi added.

"Mhm." How to separate her... best idea would be dressing up.. I will hate myself forever for this.

"I'll need to buy a suit." I hate myself.

"Alright, stop at (random store name)."

✨Suit options✨ (or come up with your own ideas-)

(Not as many options cuz I couldn't find shit 😃)

"I hate myself."

"It looks good on you." Illumi commented.

"I hate it, but alright." I respond.

"We should get going." Illumi adds, paying for the suit.

✨At The Club✨

"You'll go in first, I'll be in the corner. Once you separate the target from her guards I'll attack." Illumi went over the plan, for the hundredth time.

"I got it." I reply, walking into the club.

"Hunters license?" The bouncer asked. I showed him my license, then proceeded to enter.

"Hey, look at that hot dude, you should flirt with him." I hear someone whisper from behind me.

"No way. You do it first!" The other girl whispered back.

"Fine, I'll go first, and last." The first girl whispered. Weirdos. I sat down at the bar, ordering a (drink- because Ik absolutely nothing about alcohol, or clubs in general-)

"Hey cutie, what're you doing here alone." I hate myself.

"Not much of a talker ey? That's alright, I can be loud enough for the both of us." What the fuck?

"No thank you." I reply, taking a sip of my drink.

"Cmon, I could make you rich, famous, anything your heart desires." She said, grabbing my wrist.

"I believe he said no." Someone else said, pulling the guy off me. Oh shit, that's the target.

"Thank you." I say to the target, this is going better than expected.

"It's not a problem, my names Ayumi, is it your first time here?" Ayumi asked.

"Yeah, you can tell?" Reminds me of the fat guy from the hunter exam, blegh.

"Of course, I would remember a face like yours. May I have your name darling?" Ew, only Hisoka calls me that.

"F/n" I respond. I will forever hate myself for this.

"Your quite hot." Ayumi complimented.

"Thank you." I said, burying my face in my hands. Why did I agree to this. Kill me now. Please, I'm begging you.

"Dance with me?" Ayumi asked, offering her hand. This is going terrible.

"I'm not that good at dancing." I respond. Please don't say-

"I can teach you." I can teach you... I hate my life.

"Okay." I reply, grabbing her hand. I'm on a mission. I'm on a mission. I'm going to kill myself.

One dance later

"You must be a natural darling." Don't call me that.

"Thank you, it was fun." I reply.

"There's a lot of people here, we should go somewhere quiet." Ayumi mentions. You're making this to easy.

"..Oh, Alright."

"Hm? Are you sure you can trust someone you just met?" Ayumi asks.

"Well you saved me from that girl, so I trust you." I reply, staring at the ground.

"Don't worry darling, I won't hurt you. I just wanted to make sure you didn't trust everyone you meet, I don't want that heart of yours to break." I hate this act. I hate you. I hate myself. I hate everyone. I hate everything. Kill me. (My thoughts while writhing this whole scene-)

"Oh, Thank you." I reply, now following Ayumi. Out of the corner of my eye I can see Illumi. Honestly, battling Nen user sounds way better than this.

"We're here darling."

(The room-)

"Woah." I say, with genuine surprise. Isn't this a club?

"I own this club, so I have a bedroom here just incase." Ayumi says, grabbing my waist from behind. Hands off. "Don't worry, it's sound proof." That's good.

"Mm.. Ayumi." Get the hell in front of me so I can stab you!

"Mm, yes darling?" She asks, spinning me around to face her. I quickly sharpen my fingers into claws, and slice her neck.

"I fucking hate myself." I mutter, cleaning the blood of my hands in the bathroom.

"Boss!" I thought Illumi was dealing with the guards? And from the looks of it she knows Nen. Well, shit.

"You.. You bitch! You killed my boss!" She yelled, tears streaming down her face.

Word count: 1517

Fun Facts:

• Kurapika now thinks you're part of the Phantom troupe, and that you're trying to recruit Gon. Oops ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

• Y/n (unknowingly) only allows Hisoka to call them darling! This doesn't have to be in a romantic way though! So if Hisoka doesn't become a love interest, it'll just be the name he calls Y/n, nothing more, nothing less.

• Basically just like last chapter, just more suited for males- and people who prefer suits over dresses I guess-

Extra Fun Fact!

• This is Y/n's second battle with a Nen user in two weeks, meaning they didn't know Nen two weeks ago! Also both Nen users are/were Enhancers! The only real difference is who's saving you, and that this Nen user can knock you out in two or three hits-

A/n

I'd like to remind everyone that this is my first time writing basically anything, so this story is basically just a test story, it's only purpose being for me to get better at writing.

Having said that

The next chapter will (most likely) suck, I can't write fighting scenes. But ima try! Practice makes progress!

So the next chapter will be terrible, I'll be making it up to y'all though by having Y/n
g̶o̶ o̶n̶ a̶ d̶a̶t̶e̶ spend time with Illumi, in the chapter after it.