Hot people
(Phantom troupe groupchat)

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Cool kid
ɦɛʟʟօ ɦʊʍǟռֆ

5 people are now online

Shalnark
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Mom
Where were you?

Cool kid
My phone died-

Mother
😑 Charge it more then

Cool kid
Sorry 🙄

Shalnark
R.I.P-

Cool kid
Haha- I'm in danger

Mother
😐😑😐😑😐😑😐

Cool kid
Lol-

Cool kid
Out of curiosity-

Mom
This is always dumb-

Cool kid
💔- Everyone rate me from 1-10

Shalnark
9/10 idk u in real life-

Cool kid
Ooo very high-

Mom
You'd think 5 was high but 8/10
somewhat annoying

Cool kid
Ouch-

Mother
8/10, complete idiot.

Cool kid
💔😭

Dad
9/10 entertaining

Cool kid
Also high-

Mom
You better not give him points in the
best parent chart-

Cool kid
🙃

Shalnark
That face is terrifying- but also Hisoka
should rate you-

Cool kid
Ooo ya- I'm curious now-

Mother
😒

Hisoka
10/10 Darling~

Cool kid
Official favorite-

Mother
What.

Mom
No.

Shalnark
What about me-

Dad
No.

Hisoka
Must suck~

Cool kid
Loving the vibe-

Shalnark
😒

Cool kid
Lol-

Shalnark
He's probably just saying 10/10 for
points- he gave no reasoning-

Cool kid
Possible-

Hisoka
I don't like anyone better than you~
it's true~

Shalnark
No.

Mother
😒

Mom
😒

Dad
No. 😒

Cool kid
❤️‍🔥

Hisoka
I'd crawl a mile in a desolate place with
the snakes~ Just for you~

Mother
Stop flirting with my child.

Dad
Stop flirting with my child.

Mom
Stop flirting with my child.

Shalnark
Stop flirting with my best friend.

Cool kid
Oh, I'm an animal, hand me a tramadol,
gimme the juice

Shalnark
Tf!?

Mother
Grounded.

Mom
Stop. Grounded.

Dad
Hisoka I will kill you.

Hisoka
You are my citadel~

Hisoka
you are my wishing well~

Cool kid
My baby blue 💙

Shalnark
I will kill both of you-

Cool kid
I used to like liquor to get me inspired

Mother
Don't change the subject

Mom
What!?

Dad
I'm still killing Hisoka

Hisoka
You look so beautiful~

Mother
😒

Dad
😒

Mom
😒

Shalnark
😒

Cool kid
My new supplier💞

Cool kid
I used to like smoking to stop all the
thinking

Shalnark
What!?

Chrollo
You're not allowed to smoke.

Cool kid
But I found a different buzz

Shalnark
Explain.

Cool kid
The world is a curse, it'll kill if you let
it

Mother
???

Cool kid
I know they got pills that'll help you
forget it

Shalnark
L medicine-

Cool kid
They bottle it, call it medicine

Cool kid
But I don't need drugs

Mother
😑

Cool kid
'Cause I'm already high enough

Shalnark
Oh- OHHHH-

Shalnark
You got me, you got me good

Dad
What?

Cool kid
I'm already high enough

Hisoka
I only got eyes for you~

Mother
Stop flirting with my child!

Mom
Hisoka I will kill you.

Cool kid
Do you see anyone other than me?

Cool kid
Baby, please

Mother
What the fuck.

Mom
If you two are dating I swear to god-

Dad
You're fucking dead Hisoka.

Cool kid
I'll take a hit of whatever you got

Dad
No you won't.

Cool kid
Maybe two, maybe three

Mother
That's not what he meant.

Cool kid
Oh, you're phenomenal, feel like a
domino, fall to my knees.

Mother
I will kill everyone and then myself.

Cool kid
I am a malady

Hisoka
You are my galaxy~

Cool kid
My sweet relief

Mother
What the actual fuck.

Dad
Where the hell are you Hisoka.

Mom
^

Cool kid
I used to like liquor to get me inspired

Mother
Don't try to change the subject.

Hisoka
You look so beautiful~ my new
supplier~

Cool kid
I used to like smoking to stop all the
thinking

Cool kid
But I found a different buzz

Mom
Didn't you already say this?

Hisoka
Hm~

Cool kid
The world is a curse, it'll kill if you
let it

Mother
They did-

Hisoka
I know they got pills that'll help you
forget it~

Cool kid
They bottle it, call it medicine

Cool kid
But I don't need drugs

Shalnark
'Cause I'm already high enough

Cool kid
You got me, you got me good

Cool kid
I'm already high enough

Hisoka
I only have eyes for you~

Mother
Where the fuck are you!

Dad
I will murder you.

Mom
^

Cool kid
Oh, don't try to give me cold water

Cool kid
I don't wanna sober up

Mother
I will deal with you later-

Cool kid
All I see are tomorrows

Hisoka
Oh~ the stars were made for us~

Mother
😒 Die.

Mom
Kill yourself.

Dad
I will kill you.

Cool kid
I'm already high enough

Shalnark
You got me, you got me good

Cool kid
Im already high enough

Cool kid
I only got eyes for you 💞

Hisoka
Oh~ I only got eyes for you~

Cool kid
I only got eyes for you

Cool kid
Pog-

Shalnark
Lyric prank btw-

Dad
😒

Mother
Grounded.

Mom
Grounded.

Cool kid
Lol-

Dad
Shalnark can you stop Y/n from
talking to Hisoka?

Cool kid
Nooooo!

Cool kid
Pleasenoineedtotalktopeople

Shalnark
I can mute their private chat-

Chrollo
Do it.

(SpongeBob narrator voice)
A few minutes later

Shalnark
Good news and bad news-

Chrollo
???

Mother
???

Shalnark
I muted their private chat

Mom
The bad news?

Shalnark
They weren't using that to communicate-

Shalnark
They've only talked on this chat, no phone
calls or anything

Chrollo
How are you both communicating then?

Cool kid
Unimportant-

Hisoka
Hm~ Not telling~

Shalnark
More bad news-

Mother
What??

Shalnark
I tracked their phones-

Mom
K?

Shalnark
Uhh- They're in the same building-

Cool kid
Haha-

Mother
What.

Cool kid
Ok so Hisoka met me first-

Dad
I swear to god- if you touch them I will kill
you.

Cool kid
That's just gonna make him want to do it-
he wants you to kill him-

Dad
...

Cool kid
Lol-

Hisoka
Hmm~ I wanted to mess with them
more~

Cool kid
Same :(

Mother
Stop talking like we aren't here

Cool kid
I could just talk to Hisoka irl-

Cool kid
Then you'll have no idea what's going
on :)

Mother
...

Cool kid
Lol

Shalnark
Ok but- we aren't allowed to look for
Y/n so how did Hisoka find them-

Cool kid
✨Hunter exam✨

Shalnark
You want to be a hunter-

Cool kid
Nope- I'm forced to 🥲

Mother
By who? The hunter exam is dangerous.

Mom
^

Cool kid
My mom 🥲

Shalnark
Can we kill their mom pls-

Mother
I'm begging you

Mom
Please?

Dad
No.

Cool kid
Awww :(

Dad
What-

Cool kid
Y'all got my hopes up 🥲

Shalnark
U want your mom to die-

Cool kid
✨Yeah✨

Cool kid
She's a shit mom-

Mother
See? Let us kill her!

Mom
Yeah!

Dad
Alright, but Y/n will have to choose who
adopts them before we kill her.

Cool kid
K- so whenever someone wins the best
parent game-

Mother
I'm winning this-

Cool kid
The scores are

Cool kid
Machi and Paku at 5/10

Cool kid
Chrollo at 6/10

Cool kid
And Hisoka at 7/10

Mother
How'd Hisoka get points!?

Cool kid
Saving me-

Mom
From!? Are you hurt!? Are you gonna
die!?

Cool kid
Nah- there was a Nen user-

Shalnark
Why!?

Cool kid
Idk-

Dad
Do you know Nen then?

Cool kid
Yeah-

Cool kid
Hisoka's teaching me-

Mother
I should've gone to the hunter exam

Cool kid
L-

Mom
When was all this!?

Cool kid
A couple hours ago?

Cool kid
I think-

Hisoka
You're correct~

Cool kid
K-

Shalnark
Are you hurt??? Non-users can't fight
a Nen user and get by unharmed!

Cool kid
I'm fine- he was pretty slow so I just had
to dodge-

Mother
Are you sure? Hisoka are they hurt?

Hisoka
They're not~

Hisoka
They were already using Ten and Gyo
by the time I got there~

Cool kid
Oh- and Ko I think it's Ko-

Shalnark
Really- you might've set a world record-

Cool kid
Lol-

Mother
The moment the exam ends I will
be kidnapping you.

Cool kid
No- Chrollo help-

Dad
Nobody's kidnapping Y/n.

Cool kid
+1 point-

Mother
😒

Mom
😒

Hisoka
😒

Cool kid
Machi and Paku I expected but you???

Hisoka
Hm~ I'm the only one who actually
knows you~

Cool kid
So??

Shalnark
No need to rub it in-

Mother
😒

Mom
😒

Dad
😒 Not for long.

Hisoka
That makes you my property~

Cool kid
Heh???

Mother
No.

Cool kid
I'm not anyones property-

Hisoka
Too bad~ Until anyone else meets you
you're mine~

Mother
No they're not.

Shalnark
No they're not.

Dad
No they're not.

Mom
No they're not.

Cool kid
Wait- Actually-

Mother
😒

Shalnark
😒

Cool kid
If I'm yours- does that mean you'll make
sure I pass the exam phases???

Shalnark
I thought you didn't want to be a hunter?

Hisoka
Sure~

Cool kid
I don't- I just wanna hang with Gon
and Killua- oh and Illumi-

Shalnark
Gon?? As in our Gon??

Cool kid
Yep-

Shalnark
Not fair :( I wish I wasn't already a
hunter so I could take this years exam 😭

Cool kid
L-

Shalnark
Wait Hisoka is in the exam-

Shalnark
Y/n keep Hisoka away from Gon-

Cool kid
I'm trying-

Hisoka
Darling~ You do know I'm in this chat~

Cool kid
Stay away from Gon-

Hisoka
And if I don't?~

Cool kid
I'll abandon you-

Hisoka
Hm~ I can force you to stay by me~

Cool kid
Oh yeah- Idk then- I'll let Chrollo adopt
me??

Mother
Why Chrollo

Mom
Why Chrollo

Cool kid
Idk-

Hisoka
I'll kill Chrollo~

Cool kid
Can he do that-

Mother
Probably not

Mom
Nope-

Shalnark
Nahhhh

Dad
Possibly ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Cool kid
Ok-

Cool kid
Ima just go-

Shalnark
No- why- don't leave me-

Cool kid
Cuz I'm tired-

Shalnark
U sleep???

Mother
Sleeps not important

Mom
^ Stay in chat.

Cool kid
Friendly reminder that I was in a battle
with a Nen user today-

Cool kid
Y'know- learning Nen is tiring-

Mother
Fine.

Mom
...okay

Shalnark
L-

Dad
Goodbye

Cool kid
Bye-

Cool kid is now offline
5 people are now offline

Word count: 1755

Song: High Enough- K.Flay (I think)

Fun Facts:

• Hisoka chose the song 'High Enough' because he could flirt with you, And you could talk about doing drugs. Both things that would concern the chat.

• Y/n passed out right after leaving chat! You managed to hold Ren for eight minutes after fighting ten people, one of them being a Nen user, what do you expect?

• Shalnark is now continuously tracking yours and Hisoka's location, to make sure your safe! Also he called you his best friend! (*^ω^*)

Question
Who's your favorite Phantom Troupe member? Just curious（＾∇＾）