It's been over a year since a chapter was last published, so I'm giving y'all a bonus chapter ig, since this is, by far, my most famous fanfic🫡

(900k reads?? Jesus Christ:0) This chapter does not take place at any exact point in the timeline, all I know is that it's before Y/n met anyone irl

Anygays it's better than the old writing this book has, and I'm too lazy to proofread, so I'm just publishing it-

Eat food, drink water, and get 5+ hours of sleep tonight or all your cursing will be forever censored

Cool kid is now online
Gay is now offline
2 people are now online

Cool kid
Still techinically not a kid

Chrollo is now online

Chrollo
Technically*

Chrollo is now offline

Cool kid
Well someone woke up and chose
violence😖✊

Machi
Least violent act he's committed today

Uvogin
Disagree, that was a devestating blow

Machi
That's just because you can't spell

Chrollo is now online

Chrollo
I'm inclined to agree, and devastating*

Chrollo is now offline
Cool kid changed Chrollo's name to Walmart Version Grammarly🤕

Cool kid
Vengeance

Walmart Version Grammarly🤕 is now online

Walmart Version Grammarly🤕
I'll allow the name, simply because
vengeance was probably very hard for you
to spell

Walmart Version Grammarly🤕 is now offline

Cool Kid
Ouch, disrespectful

Pakunoda
That's just his way of saying he's proud of
you, dear

Cool Kid
Dearest mother of mine, I adore you

Machi
???

Machi
I see how it is😒

Cool Kid
Which is why I will respectfully disagree

Pakunoda
How thoughtful

Cool Kid
It's not my fault Cjrollo can't spell "I'm
proud of you"

Walmart Version Grammarly🤕 is now online

Walmart Version Grammarly🤕
I can, I chose not to. Take that how you'd
like.

Walmart Version Grammarly🤕 is now offline

Cool Kid
Wow Chrollo, wow

Cool kid
It's like 10 letters

Gay is now online

Gay
Can't count or spell, go back to preschool
or become a stripper like a real man,
whore

Gay is now offline

Cool Kid
Can't even get mad at him for that
one😖✊

Uvogin
12 letters, triple counted for u

Cool Kid
Ur a real one, Uvo🤧

Cool Kid
Unlike some people I know

Walmart Version Grammarly🤕 is now online

Walmart Version Grammarly🤕
If you are referring to me, which I assume
you are, I kindly direct you to Duolingo,
where you can take the English course

Cool Kid
Dad??😭

Pakunoda
I no longer have any defense for him

Walmart Version Grammarly🤕
And italics tend to lose their value when
they're spread over multiple words, for
future reference

Machi
I do

Machi
They are, unfortunately, stupid

Uvogin
Disrespectful of boss, most heinous act
he's ever committed😔✊

Uvogin
Especially to a mere child

Walmart Version Grammarly🤕
On that note, for someone who I assume
was recently in a program to introduce unintelligent life forms back into
society, you are doing well. I'm proud
of you.

Cool Kid
😨

Walmart Version Grammarly🤕 is now offline
Gay is now online

Gay
Was going to say something, but I really
can't beat that

Gay is now offline

Cool Kid
I-

Cool Kid
Ur all the most traitorous creatures in existence😭

Hisoka is now online

Hisoka
For the first time, I wasn't the first to betray someone~

Walmart Version Grammarly🤕 is now online

Walmart Version Grammarly🤕
Good job, Hisoka. I'm sure that was quite
hard to manage.

Walmart Version Grammarly🤕 is now offline

Cool Kid
Chrollo wtf😭 what's up with you today??

Machi
He's pissed, someone stabbed him

Shalnark is now online

Shalnark
Repeatedly.

Shalnark
He isn't taking it well

Cool Kid
??? This is not a normal reaction to being stabbed??

Pakunoda
Ten times, in an three minute battle

Cool Kid
I take that back, I'm sorry for existing
Chrollo, I'll refrain🤧

Walmart Version Grammarly🤕 is now online

Walmart Version Grammarly🤕
If I have to be alive right now, so do you

Walmart Version Grammarly🤕
You're staying alive until I'm fully healed

Walmart Version Grammarly🤕 is now offline

Cool Kid
Wgat

Cool Kid
Why wiuld yui even say soneybing likw that
to me

Machi
Maybe if you would stop telling suicide jokes every two minutes, he wouldn't have to

Hisoka
Stopped mid orgasm to join in on this
lovely conversation, and surprisingly didn't regret it<3 ~

Cool Kid
While I'm glad you're the only one not
pissy rn, never say that again😭😭

Uvogin
I'm not pisdy, and Feitan's taking it quite
well too

Cool Kid
Oh, that's fair he prob doesn't react to
anything

Pakunoda
Uvogin, he's literally been staring at the
same page of his book for two hours,
what part of that screams 'perfectly
fine' to you?

Machi
He's been tearing it in half slowly from
how hard he's gripping it.

Uvogin
Is that not normal?? That's what I do when I try to read a book

Cool Kid
Lituersly crynih at 'try'😭😭

Pakunoda
Uvogin, baby, no

Uvogin
Oh.

Shalnark
Could've broken it to him gently😔

Feitan is now online

Feitan
I busy mentally screaming. Shut.

5 people are now offline

Cool Kid
sorry, sir. It'll never happen again, I
promise.

Feitan
Your death painful and slow

Cool Kid is now offline

Feitan
Good.

Feitan is now offline

—

Five hours later (The bare minimum amount of time to guarantee safety)

—

Cool Kid is now online

Cool Kid
(How safe is it??)

3 people are now online

Shalnark
Depends from who

Shalnark
Feitan? Safe for now

Shalnark
Chrollo? You won't be shown mercy
anytime soon

Uvogin
He's embarrassed🤕

Walmart Version Grammarly🤕 is now online

Walmart Version Grammarly🤕
Uvogin, please think about the fact that
I know where you live, and then
reconsider saying such things

Walmart Version Grammarly🤕 changed their name to Chrollo

Cool Kid
:(

Cool Kid changed Chrollo's name to Chrollo🤕

Cool Kid
?

Uvogin
Reconsidered and still have no regrets

Uvogin
Out of respect I'll take it back though

Uvogin
Just this once

Chrollo🤕
Good enough, I can't expect much more
from you of all people

Chrollo🤕
And yes, this is acceptable Y/n.

Cool Kid
😮‍💨 thank god himself

Cool Kid
I take back my side-eyeing that Christian school bus so hard that Jesus took psychic damage

(Edit: Based off a true story, the author did that once. It was in my way, blockin' the cross walk)

Chrollo🤕
What did Jesus do to you?

Shalnark
Never take something so respectable back

Cool Kid
Chrollie you r literally the Antichrist???

Chrollo🤕
What?

Cool Kid
What

Machi is now online

Machi
They're not far off with that one, actually

Franklin is now online

Franklin
Twelve disciples??? I mean, I see the connection.

Hisoka is now online

Hisoka
Well that certainly brings the question
as to how they saw it💞~

Machi
Unfortunately I agree

Cool Kid
Cross tatto on forehead, might've screwed Jersey on the cross himself

Chrollo🤕
...Nailed.

Chrollo
Nailed Jesus onto the cross.

Cool Kid
I've reconsidered my wording

Cool Kid
You might've done both ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Chrollo🤕
I wasn't even alive back then

Cool Kid
Wait how long ago was this?? A few
decades??

Chrollo🤕
..Dear, I still love you. And wish to stay
your favorite, but no.

Chrollo🤕 is now offline

Cool Kid
??

Pakunoda
Centuries, baby. Centuries upon centuries

Cool Kid
Chrollo has a life span of at least two
centuries, predicting it now

Machi
You're closer than you might think

Cool Kid
Wait wha

Gay is now online

Gay
For being the most unintelligent human
on earth, your guessing skills are
strangely good

Cool Kid
Shut up, I'm smarter than you, the only
reason I'm not insulting you is because
that'd be homophobic

Gay
Always the right answer, wrong formula
for you

Cool Kid
Yeah but ur friends like me more, which
says a lot about you

Gay
Shut up, child

Cool kid
I'm literally eighteen

Gay
So??

Cool kid
I'm legally not a child

Cool kid
So get proven wrong bitch🕺💃

Chrollo🤕 is now online

Chrollo🤕
I wasn't aware you cared about laws
and legality

Chrollo🤕 is now offline

Machi
Yeah that might put a damper on our relationship here

Cool kid
M u r d e r e r s . . . ?

Feitan is now online

Feitan
no, child

Cool kid
IM AN ADULT

Cool kid
I PAY TAXES

Machi
Yeah this relationship won't work out

Cool kid
...Okay, actually that one's not true

Machi
Nvm there's hope for us yet

Cool kid
BUT I CAN SAY SEX

2 people are now online

Nobunaga
OH GOD

Uvogin
THE CHILD CURSED

Nobunaga
SOMEBODY CENSOR THE CHILD

Shalnark
ON IT 🫡

Shalnark is now offline

Cool kid
IM NOT EVEN A CHULD

Chrollo🤕 is now online

Cool kid
Don't you fucking dare.

Chrollo🤕
...

Chrollo🤕
Child*

Cool kid
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

Chrollo🤕 is now offline

Feitan
no curse

Feitan
child=no curse

Nobunaga
Yeah, no curse😒

Franklin
Your bending of the societal rules is respectable, but you need to stop

Uvogin
Yeah, if you curse we'll kill yo-

Machi
No.

Uvogin
..oh

Uvogin
If you curse we'll stab yo-

Machi
No

Uvogin
If you curse only slight harm will come
to you

Machi
..good enough

Nobunaga
NO CURSE CHILD, OR SLIGHT HARM COMES TO YOU🔫

Uvogin
YEAH

Shalnark is now online

Cool kid
OH !?#& OFF

Cool kid
Wyat

Chrollo🤕 is now online

Chrollo🤕
What*

Chrollo🤕 is now offline

Shalnark
I fixed the cursing:)

Cool kid
&?!%

Cool kid
#%!*?

Cool kid
#!*&%

Cool kid
#%*%!#?

Cool kid
#%!?*!?

Shalnark
Denial is the first stage of grief, dw

Cool kid
what did you do to me

Cool kid
You *%!?#

Nobunaga
Were you meaning to say bitch,
perhaps?

Cool kid
THIS ISNT FAIR

Shalnark
Ah, children and their sense of fairness

Cool kid
IM NOT A 🦄✨💃💅✨🥰🎨 CHILD

Cool kid
wgat thr fyck

Chrollo🤕 is now online

Cool kid
whsy did uoy dotpme

Chrollo🤕
..no

Chrollo🤕 is now offline

Word Count: 1750

Fun Facts:

• Wasn't motivated enough to actually go remember what everyone's user name was. Phinks is Gay, Y/n is cool kid. That's all that matters in this world🫡

•Follow me guys, I post (sometimes) frequently (once in a while) and am very funny(not clickbait!!11!!!!1) it only takes a few seconds and you can always unfollow(so will find you) plus I write funni fanfics:p

•Typing Cool Kid so many times is honestly making me cringe. Hope you all reading this chapter makes you understand how shit Wrong Number(HxH) is. On that note, I'm starting fanfic that's an Adult Trio Wrong Number, so😘

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