5 new messages from 'FINN THE CUTE DERP❤️💛💚💙💜❣️💕💞💓💗💖💝💝'

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Finn | 5:06 P.M.

Alex

Finn | 5:06 P.M.

Alex

Finn | 5:06 P.M.

Alex

Finn | 5:06 P.M.

Alex

Finn | 5:06 P.M.

NOTICE ME GODDAMNIT

Alex | 5:06 P.M.

Your queen has arrived.

Finn | 5:06 P.M.

Can we FaceTime?

Alex | 5:06 P.M.

nope

Finn | 5:06 P.M.

wHA

Finn | 5:06 P.M.

But the others have LITERALLY MET YOU

Alex | 5:07 P.M.

Well, what are you gonna do about it?

Finn | 5:07 P.M.

Please?

Finn | 5:07 P.M.

You won't let me meet you but you let the others and now you say I can't even FaceTime you.

Finn | 5:07 P.M.

I've literally never heard your voice, Alex.

Alex | 5:07 P.M.

Oh shit you're serious about this

Finn | 5:07 P.M.

oF COURSE I'M SERIOUS

Alex | 5:07 P.M.

I mean, if you really want to. Sure.

Finn | 5:07 P.M.

yay!

FINN THE CUTE DERP❤️💛💚💙💜❣️💕💞💓💗💖💝💝' would like to FaceTime...

"Alex? You there?"

"Yep, just a second!"

"ANNA, STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY FOOD! NOAH, YOU HAVE TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY ABOUT THIS!"

"Why me?" - Noah

"We just like seeing people suffer, okay?" - Anna

"I'M TRYING TO CALL SOMEONE GODDAMNIT!"

"Who are you calling?" - Sadie

"Oh, Finn."

"FINN, DO YOU NEED SOME PEANUT BUTTER-" - Caleb

"FOR MY JELLY? WOW, GOOD JOKE CALEB!"

"And yes, I'm very jealous so I do need a lot of peanut butter right now."

"Finn, you're being very salty." - Gaten

"And that's why I need my peanut butter, I'm too salty for y'all."

"Did he really just say 'y'all'?"

"I think he did." - Millie

"That was bad." - Sadie

"You do know that I can still hear you, right?"

"Oh, we know you can hear us. We're just trying to make sure that you never use the word y'all in a sentence ever again."

"Oh wow, how nice of you."

"I'm just gonna lock myself in the bathroom since everyone is being very loud."

-door locking-

"OW, FUCK!"

"Alex, what is happening?"

"-I just bashed my hand onto the counter."

"Oh."

"So."

"So."

"Finn, this is getting awkward. You're the one who wanted to call me SO SAY SOMETHING."

"Uh, um,  you have a nice voice."

"Oh, well thank you, Finn."

-muffled sounds-

"What?"

"Sorry."

"I still can't fully grasp the idea of me and THE Finn Wolfhard being friends, so seeing you in the call is very... I don't know, amazing. In a way."

"I'm great, I know."

"Hi and welcome back to narcissict 101-"

"-pop-"

"You didn't even let me finish!"

"Your hair is a mess, by the way."

"It's always that way. Trust me, I've tried everything. "

"Is it bad that I wanna touch it?"

"I mean, if you actually give me your address and let me come to your house-"

"-And that's a no from me."

"Awwwwww."

"Finn, your puppy dog eyes are not gonna work on me."

"Damnit!"

-chuckling-

"Do you wanna hear a fun fact?"

"Go ahead."

"Fun fact of the day, I was actually really anxious when you said you wanted to FaceTime me."

"Why?"

"Well, you've always just seen me as 'Alex' on your phone. Someone you can talk to, your friend. And I was scared that somehow, if you saw my face or heard my voice, you would be disappointed and that pure relationship would just cease to exist."

-laughing-

"I'M REALLY EMBARRASSED, OKAY?"

"Wait, wait wait. Did you really think that I would be disappointed?"

"-What do you mean?"

"Did you really think that I would somehow be disappointed in you just because of your looks?"

-Even more laughing-

"-THAT IS ACTUALLY ADORABLE, OH MY GOD."

"FINN!"

"You could never disappoint me, Alex."

"What was that?"

"Uh, nothing?"

"Hm."

"..."

"You probably misheard or something."

"I don't believe you, but I really have to go."

"Anna is being strangled over something."

"Oh, uh, okay, bye."

"Bye!"

-

"..."

"I can't believe I actually let that slip."

"Get it together, Finn!"