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Unknown Number | 12:52 A.M.

I went to McDonald's and asked for a happy meal with extra happy; I got kicked out.

Alex | 12:53 A.M.

Bro, nice.

Alex | 12:53 A.M.

But who the hell are you?

Unknown Number | 12:54 A.M. 

You mean this isn't Noah?

Alex | 12:55 A.M.

Hold on, let me check.

Alex | 12:55 A.M.

Nope, I'm pretty sure this isn't Noah.

Unknown Number | 12:56 A.M.

Oh crap! Sorry!

Alex | 12:56 A.M.

It's fine, chill.

Alex | 12:57 A.M.

What you did was still amazing tho.

Unknown Number | 12:57 A.M.  

Finally!

Unknown Number | 12:58 A.M.   

Someone that appreciates my sense of humour.

Alex | 1:00 A.M.

You're welcome.

Unknown Number | 1:01 A.M.

Hey.

Alex | 1:01 A.M.

Yes?

Unknown Number | 1:01 A.M.

What's your name?

Alex | 1:01 A.M.

Mike Wheeler.

Unknown Number | 1:02 A.M.

-_-

Unknown Number | 1:02 A.M.

No, like seriously.

Alex | 1:02 A.M.

Okay, fine, you got me, It's actually Eddie Kaspbrak.

Unknown Number | 1:03 A.M. 

Let me re-phrase myself, your REAL name.

Alex | 1:03 A.M.

And why should I tell you?

Alex | 1:03 A.M.

You could be a shark with a phone for all I know.

Unknown Number | 1:04 A.M.

Wat

Alex | 1:06 A.M.

I'm scared of sharks.

Alex | 1:06 A.M.

They creep me the fuck out.

Alex | 1:07 A.M.

They'll rip your limbs apart and eat you alive when you go into the water.

Unknown Number | 1:07 A.M.

I feel like if you're talking about your fear to me, you should probably tell me your name.

Alex | 1:08 A.M.

What if I don't wanna?

Alex | 1:08 A.M.

Unknown Number | 1:09 A.M.

Alex | 1:09 A.M.

You're cool, confirmed.

Unknown Number | 1:09 A.M.

Lol

Alex | 1:10 A.M.

Anyways, Imma tell you my name now.

Alex | 1:11 A.M.

I'm the amazing, beautiful, wonderful, incredible and totally fabulous, Alex Del Vecchio.

Unknown Number | 1:11 A.M.

-gASP-

Unknown Number | 1:12 A.M. 

-bows-

'UNKNOWN NUMBER' CHANGED YOUR CONTACT NAME TO 'ALEX THE T-REX'

Alex | 1:14 A.M.

YES, BOW DOWN TO ME PEASANTS

Alex | 1:14 A.M.

TBH, Alex and T-rex don't really rhyme.

Unknown Number | 1:15 A.M.

It's the best thing I can think of right now, so just frick off.

Alex | 1:16 A.M.

-gASP-

Alex | 1:16 A.M.

RUDE

Alex | 1:16 A.M.

HAVEN'T YOUR MOTHER TOLD YOU TO TREAT A GIRL NICELY?

Alex | 1:16 A.M.

Anyways, it's your turn to tell me your name.

Unknown Number | 1:17 A.M.

My name's Finn.

Alex | 1:17 A.M.

JAKE THE DOG AND FINN THE HUMAN

Unknown Number | 1:17 A.M.

-_-

YOU CHANGED 'UNKNOWN NUMBER' 'S CONTACT NAME TO 'FINN THE HUMAN'

Alex | 1:18 A.M.

I gotta go to bed cause I'm tired as all hell.

Alex | 1:18 A.M.

Goodbye, my dude.

Finn | 1:20 A.M.

Bye, Alex.