1 new message from the group chat 'ST CAST'

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ALEX THE T-REX HAS ADDED 'ANNA IN THE SAVANNA' INTO 'ST CAST'

Anna | 9:42 A.M.

Oh shit

Anna | 9:42 A.M.

This is it chief

Gaten | 9:42 A.M.

I have no idea who you are but you're pretty cool

Alex | 9:42 A.M.

Bad shit crazy bitch, this is the Stranger Things cast. Stranger Things cast, this is a bad shit crazy bitch called 'Anna Williams' who I identify as my 'best friend'

Noah | 9:43 A.M.

Is this the girl who asked me about how I liked my eggs?

Caleb | 9:43 A.M.

wat

Finn | 9:43 A.M.

eXCUSE ME

Finn | 9:43 A.M.

I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR BEST FRIEND

Anna | 9:43 A.M.

OOPSIE DOOPSIE POOPSIE

Millie | 9:44 A.M.

I love her already oml

Anna | 9:44 A.M.

LOVE YOU TOO MILLIE

Sadie | 9:44 A.M.

Well hello, I'm your best friend's wife.

Anna | 9:44 A.M.

You're one lucky bitch, Alex.

Alex | 9:45 A.M.

;)

Caleb | 9:45 A.M.

can we please get back to the question about noah's eggs

Finn | 9:45 A.M.

Noah wtf

Noah | 9:45 A.M.

You're @AnnaBanana, aren't you?

Anna | 9:45 A.M.

IS THAT REALLY YOU HI NOAH U KNOW I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MAYBE NEXT YEAR WE CAN MEET BUT FOR NOW ILL JUST WAVE TO YOU FROM A DISTANCE

Gaten | 9:46 A.M.

Did she just-

Sadie | 9:46 A.M.

Use Noah's own freakout towards himself? Yes, Gaten. Yes, she did.

Finn | 9:46 A.M.

Great job egg girl.

Finn | 9:46 A.M.

Noah is currently blushing like an overly ripe tomato.

Millie | 9:46 A.M.

'EgG gIrL'

Alex | 9:46 A.M.

And egg girl is currently laughing her ass off on my bed because of that statement.

Anna | 9:47 A.M.

You do know that this is just gonna be in my job resume and that I'm gonna mention this to whoever meets me, right?

Caleb | 9:47 A.M.

"Hi, I'm Anna and I've been called egg girl by Finn Wolfhard once. Nice to meet you,"

Sadie | 9:47 A.M.

"Hi, this is my job resume for being a doctor. I've never stepped foot into a medical school but Finn Wolfhard called me egg girl once."

Anna | 9:47 A.M.

Exactly.

Millie | 9:48 A.M.

Noah, you either marry this girl right now or I'm taking her. Just sayin'

Noah | 9:48 A.M.

Guess I have no choice but to marry her then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Anna | 9:48 A.M.

Noah | 9:48 A.M.

I've got to go, but feel free to call or direct message me if you want to, egg girl.

Noah | 9:49 A.M.

Oh, and by the way, I like my eggs scrambled, love :)

Anna | 9:49 A.M.

I aM fUckIng DeCeAsEd

Alex | 9:49 A.M.

That was so fucking smooth wtf

Alex | 9:49 A.M.

Finn why are you literally trash compared to Noah

Finn | 9:50 A.M.

hEY!

Finn | 9:50 A.M.

I can be smooth if I want to.

Sadie | 9:50 A.M.

r/quityourbullshit

Gaten | 9:50 A.M.

r/hmmm

Caleb | 9:50 A.M.

r/sadcringe

Millie | 9:50 A.M.

r/Oof

Alex | 9:50 A.M.

r/jokes

Anna | 9:51 A.Mz

"I can be smooth if I want to." And 100 more jokes you can tell your friends!

Finn | 9:51 A.M.

WHY ARE YOU GUYS ALL SO MEAN :((

Anna | 9:51 A.M.

Anna | 9:51 A.M.

wE'RE NOT MEAN, WE'RE JUST SPEAKING THE TRUTH.

Alex | 9:51 A.M.

Anna, caps.

Anna | 9:51 A.M.

Whoops

Finn | 9:52 A.M.

ALEX WHY ARE YOU WITH HER

Finn | 9:52 A.M.

I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME :((

Alex | 9:52 A.M.

I DO FINN

Alex | 9:52 A.M.

BUT I AGREE WITH THEM YOU'RE JUST NOT AS SMOOTH AS SNAPPLE I'M SORRY OKAY

Finn | 9:52 A.M.

:(((

Caleb | 9:52 A.M.

Finn, please demonstrate your smoothness.

Millie | 9:53 A.M.

Yeah, like right now.

Sadie | 9:53 A.M.

pROVE TO US THAT YOU ARE THE ULTIMATE SMOOTH MASTER

Gaten | 9:53 A.M.

yEEEE

Finn | 9:53 A.M.

oKAY FINE

Anna | 9:53 A.M.

USE THEM ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND QUICK

Alex | 9:54 A.M.

uUuUuUM EXCUSE ME

Alex | 9:54 A.M.

WE'RE NOT DATING

Anna | 9:54 A.M.

I'm your best friend, but even I can't trust that bullshit of a sentence from you. I'm sorry Alex.

Millie | 9:54 A.M.

Wowowowow

Caleb | 9:54 A.M.

OKAY FINN GO

Finn | 9:55 A.M.

Alex.

Alex | 9:55 A.M.

Oh shit

Finn | 9:55 A.M.

You're nothing.

Alex | 9:55 A.M.

oH WOW THANKS FINN

Finn | 9:55 A.M.

You're the 'nothing' when people ask me what I'm thinking about.

Gaten | 9:55 A.M.

finn i'm sorry but that wasn't good

Sadie | 9:56 A.M.

Yeah that was trash

Finn | 9:56 A.M.

OKAY GEEZ

Finn | 9:59 A.M.

HERE

Finn | 9:59 A.M.

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Caleb | 10:02 A.M.

sMOOTH MASTER 101 IS BACK BOIS

Anna | 10:02 A.M.

Ok fine that was pretty smooth

Millie | 10:02 A.M.

BUTTER WOLFHARD

Sadie | 10:03 A.M.

Gaten | 10:03 A.M.

sadie why do you just have a gif of someone spreading butter on your phone

Sadie | 10:03 A.M.

well gaten its because i like food ok deal with it

Gaten | 10:03 A.M.

i like food too so i guess i cant judge

Anna | 10:03 A.M.

Alex stop screaming you sound like a dying duck

Alex | 10:03 A.M.

wELL I'M SORRY

Finn | 10:04 A.M.

;)

Alex | 10:04 A.M.

FINN STOP IT

Sadie | 10:04 A.M.

Alex | 10:04 A.M.

uM EXCUSE ME SADIE AS YOUR WIFE I DO NOT ALLOW YOU TO CALL YOURSELF NAMES

Sadie | 10:05 A.M.

AW ILY

Millie | 10:05 A.M.

I seriously ship you guys more than I ship Alex and Finn

Caleb | 10:05 A.M.

Honestly tho

Finn | 10:06 A.M.

Anna | 10:06 A.M.

FINN YOU'VE LOST

Anna | 10:06 A.M.

I NOW DECLARE SADIE AS THE SMOOTH MASTER OF THE YEAR

Anna | 10:06 A.M.

ALEX IS NOW YOUR PROPERTY

Gaten | 10:07 A.M.

clap clap clap

Millie | 10:07 A.M.

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Caleb | 10:07 A.M.

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Finn | 10:08 A.M.

WOAH WOAH WOAH THIS ISN'T FAIR

Finn | 10:08 A.M.

I'M CLEARLY THE SMOOTH MASTER

Anna | 10:08 A.M.

My skin is literally smoother than you and I'm a teenager who has acne everywhere.

Finn | 10:08 A.M.

OH

TRY ME

Anna | 10:09 A.M.

OH ITS ON ALRIGHT

Finn | 10:09 A.M.

I'M TELLING NOAH TO COME BACK IN

Anna | 10:09 A.M.

WAIT NO

Noah | 10:09 A.M.

Hi, missed me?

Alex | 10:09 A.M.

Good move, Finn. Good move.

Finn | 10:09 A.M.

😉

Anna | 10:10 A.M.

Noah | 10:10 A.M.

Love you too 💕

Sadie | 10:10 A.M.

Is Anna even alive anymore?

Alex | 10:10 A.M.

nope

Millie | 10:10 A.M.

I NOW CROWN NOAH AS THE SMOOTH MASTER OF THE YEAR

Noah | 10:10 A.M.

What?

Alex | 10:11 A.M.

ANNA IS NOW YOUR PROPERTY

Gaten | 10:11 A.M.

clap clap clap

Caleb | 10:11 A.M.

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Sadie | 10:11 A.M.

clap clap clap clap clap

Sadie | 10:11 A.M.

alex is still mine tho

Finn | 10:12 A.M.

uM NO SHE'S STILL MINE

Noah | 10:12 A.M.

I have no idea what's going on but ok

Alex | 10:12 A.M.

^My reaction to life in general.